Disclaimer: Sparky and I do not own Les Miserables because we'd have to be Victor Hugo, a dead, two-hundred-year-old man. We are none of these things. Now, on with the story... it's very interesting. OH and warning: please do not do any of the dangerous things in this chapter as all of the characters are already dead and technically can't die again. We also don't own the Marvel universe.

Third Person POV:

Les Amis, plus Éponine, Kaylin, and Sparky, all gather around in the living room, ready to play the death-defying game of truth or dare. Sparky decides to start the game herself, and grins evilly.

"Jehan, truth or dare?" Sparky asks her twin, smirking.

"Ummm... truth?" Jehan answers, voice going higher-pitched as if it was a question.

"Do you remember my funeral?" Sparky asks. Jehan frowns, not wanting to think about his twin dead and leaving him.

"Yes, I do."

Sparky snorts. "That was funny though," she comments.

"What happened?" Courfeyrac questions, confused. Kaylin rolls her eyes and sighs.

"You do not want to know." Sparky scoffs and looks at Kaylin, imploring her with her eyes. Kaylin shakes her head.

Joly looks between the two women, confused. "Please tell us?" he asks.

"What happened at her funeral?" Courfeyrac says once more.

"I'll call in Peter," Sparky says, shouting the name seconds later, "PETER!!"

Peter, also known as the devil's son, runs into the room. "Yeah?"

Kaylin explains the situation, "They want to watch her funeral." Peter laughs.

"Oh my god," he murmurs.

"What happened?" Courfeyrac repeats.

""It was her reaction with her, me, and God that made it funny," Peter starts to explain, Kaylin butting in a second later.

"It was bad."

Sparky rolls her eyes so hard it looks like they're going to roll right off her face. "Just play the recording, Peter!!"

"I'm going to cry of laughter," Kaylin says, accepting that they're going to watch the video no matter what. Peter sets the recording up on the big TV in the living room and everyone turns to watch it (A/N: bolded stuff is on screen).

God asks, "Are you ready to watch your funeral?"

Sparky replies with a very original, "Okay."

Kaylin snorts. "'Okay' god Sparky so original." Sparky rolls her eyes at her best friend and the funeral starts.

"Here lies someone special..." the pastor begins.

Sparky snorts. "Wait... wait... why do I look like that?" God looks at her.

"You look nice."

"I look like Imma jump out of the casket but carry on," Sparky declares, making Les Amis watching the funeral/reaction snort.

The pastor continues, "We are gathered here-"

Then Sparky's mother, the only parent who actually loved her because her father is a d*ck, interrupts the pastor, screaming, "MY BABY!!"

Sparky starts to snicker. "I'm so sorry," she apologizes to God, who is staring at her with an unamused look on his face. "That-that caught me off guard," she finishes, wiping a tear from her eye.

Kaylin looks at her best friend confusedly. "Sparky don't laugh?"

The pastor begins to speak again, "We will now have the viewing of the body." Jehan and his grandma walk up to Sparky's casket and his grandma sees Sparky's dead body. Jehan and Sparky's grandma's eyes roll back into her head and she faints.

Sparky's father shouts, "SOMEBODY CATCH HER!!!" Jehan just barely catches his grandma. Kaylin chuckles.

"Nice catch Jehan," she praises jokingly.

"Thanks," Jehan replies. "But my grandma was dramatic."

Sparky starts to laugh hard. "Why did she faint like that?"

God looks at Sparky. "I need you to be serious."

Sparky smirks. "Okay, okay, I got it," she says, saluting God.

"Oh my god Spark," Kaylin says in disbelief.

Sparky's father starts to clap, for some reason unbeknownst to everyone watching, both dead and alive.

"Why is he playing patty-cake?" Sparky says, snorting.

"Can you be serious for one second please?" God asks the woman.

"I don't think that's possible for me," Sparky admits to her friends. Kaylin laughs and agrees.

"Yeah, not possible."

The pastor says, "The family may now pay their respects alone." Everyone else at the funeral leaves the church.

"What are you going to do now?" God asks Sparky.

Sparky thinks for a minute and asks God a question, "Can I go do something real quick?" God nods his head.

"Sure."

Jehan grins. "This I remember."

Kaylin looks at Jehan, at Sparky, and then back at the screen. It all suddenly clicks. "Oh my god Spark you aren't doing what I think you're gonna do, are you?"

Sparky smirks. "Maybe..."

Sparky goes back down to Earth to scare her family. She shouts "RAR!!!!"

Everyone alive starts screaming, and unfortunately Jehan drops his grandma.

"Sparky, you are insane!!!" Kaylin declares to her friend.

"JEHAN WHY WOULD YOU DROP HER??" Courfeyrac shouts.

"I GOT SCARED!!" Jehan yells back.

Peter and Sparky are dying of laughter.

Kaylin rolls her eyes. "Oh lordy," she whispers softly under her breath.

Sparky goes back to Earth to scare them again. "HEAR ME!!"

More screaming sounds from the unfortunate alive people.

"SPARKY!!" Kaylin reprimands her best friend.

"I didn't stop there," Sparky says happily. Kaylin rolls her eyes and facepalms.

Sparky, in the middle of laughing, begs God, saying "One last time!" God reluctantly agrees and Sparky goes back to Earth. "F is for friends who do stuff together..."

Jehan, crying, responds with "U is for u and me."

Kaylin, done with her friend's craziness, shouts, "FOR GOD'S SAKE'S SPARKY STOP GOING BACK TO EARTH!!!"

God sighs. "In all seriousness Sparky, you need to go with Satan now." Sparky smirks.

"Okay, I'll say hi to Hitler for you!"

Kaylin rolls her eyes. "And that's it. Now Jehan, it's your turn."

Jehan thinks for a while, finally deciding on an unlucky victim. "Courf, truth or dare?"

Courf replies with an exuberant "Dare!!"

Jehan smirks. "I dare you to eat a Tide Pod." Sparky laughs and high-fives her brother.

"That's my twin!" she shouts, running into her room and grabbing a Tide Pod. "Here," Sparky says, chucking the soap at Courf and hitting him in the face, "I keep extra for when I do my one chore: laundry."

Courf, sighing, swallows the entire thing as Les Amis and the girls laugh.

"How was it?" Kaylin asks, giggling.

"Spicy," Courf shudders. "Sparky, truth or dare?"

"Truth," Sparky responds.

"What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?" Courfeyrac asks curiously.

Sparky thinks for a minute, finally deciding on "I think skate-boarding in a thunderstorm, but it also could be when I did a back flip and my arm dislocated." Kaylin rolls her eyes.

"Sounds accurate," she says dryly. "I keep a list of all of the dangerous things you've done. It's alphabetized." Sparky grins.

"Do one for BARRICADE!!!" Kaylin sighs.

"Yeah, barricades are on there, along with the back flip, the skate-boarding, and slapping the duke."

"And don't forget about when I insulted the king because the duke mentioned him, anyways it's my turn, right?"

"True, and yes it's your turn," Kaylin replies. Enjolras smirks.

"She did that? Sounds fun!!" Kaylin shakes her head quickly.

"No, Enj, it's not fun. She died like days after." Sparky shivers.

"Yeah, I was locked in a tower and then beheaded the next day. It wasn't fun. Actually, before I died this little boy came and gave me flowers while I was in the tower."

Gavroche frowns, furrowing his brow. "Wait... I remember giving the pretty lady stuck in the tower lilies!!" he chimes in.

"I remember getting lilies," Sparky says slowly.

"Awww, Gav's met both of us before we died!! It's cute. And Sparks, it's your turn," Kaylin says cheerfully.

Sparky smirks at Kaylin, who cringes. "Kaylin truth or da-"

Then, the ringing from the angst bell goes off right next to Sparky's ear.

"Oh my god, what happened?" Kaylin asks quickly... too quickly as to try and get people to forget the question.

"Well, let's turn on the TV and find out," Sparky suggests, and the TV is turned on by Courf, who almost hit the self-destruct button on the remote... that is marked... and has a red X on it.

The TV says, in a remote, monotone voice, "New York, Space, Wakanda, and the Barton Family."

"What did Clint do this time?" Sparky says dryly, rolling her eyes.

"Oh sh*t this is not going to be good at all..." Kaylin starts, trailing off when we start to see Sam and Bucky disintegrating.

"Oh shoot," Sparky whispers under her breath, "It's the Infinity Stones. Thanos did it."

"Oh f*ck no," Kaylin swears under her breath so that Gavroche can't hear her.

Quill disintegrates on screen, and Sparky shouts, "QUILL NO!!" Then Kaylin sees Peter Parker start to disintegrate as well.

"NO PETER NO!!" she screams.

"No... wait it's Clint's family!!" Sparky cries.

"DAMN IT!!" Kaylin and Sparky yell in unison as all but Clint vanish into dust. Sparky watches Clint look around for his family as tears well up in her eyes.

"Clint they're gone," she says, growing quieter, "Like how I had to leave you when I was twelve. I'm sorry Clint, I'm sorry." Sparky starts to cry as Kaylin sniffs.

"This actually hurts me. Like my heart is torn into two now," Kaylin sobs. R gets up from his spot and hugs Sparky.

"It's not your fault," he says quietly. Kaylin 'awwwws' like the fangirl she is at heart. Sparky hugs R back and starts to cry into his chest.

Kaylin leans over to Jehan and whispers in his ear, "They're adorable."

Jehan replies back, "I know." Speaking louder, Jehan asks Sparky, "Hey Sparks, is that Clint?"

"Y-yeah. Why?" Sparky says, stuttering in the middle.

"Just wanted to know," Jehan says quietly. Then, everyone goes upstairs to get ready for bed, as it's late. Well, everyone except for R, who is devising a plan to get Sparky's alcohol in her room.

Author's Note: And that's the end of the chapter!!! Next is the famous R "alcohol heist." Hope you enjoyed!!

        -Kaylin