OK so I'm just writing down what ever pops into my head for this...I'm writing in the POV of ME!!!: my original character... yeah so this is going to be very bad and not well written, but yeah I'm trying to make it funny so, I hope you laugh! :D

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My story starts deep in the land of OZ...wait wrong musical...

My real story starts in seventeenth century France, the time of the dawn of the revolution...

I watch as various household items rain down from the buildings as they begin to build the barricade. Men busily rush about preparing for the revolution. Someone rushes past me and I turn to find Enjolras running about, going up to everybody, but moving on to the next person looking frantic. I decide to find out what's that all about so I move a little closer.

While hidding behind a street lamp, I see Enjolras stroll up to Marius and start talking to him. I try to tune out the other sounds of wood smashing and guns reloading to listen to their conversation.

"I can't find it, I have looked everywhere!" Enjolras says while looking around frantically.

"Your bottle of imported hairgel?" Marius responds while tilting his head sideways, "Your hello kitty blankie? Your pink bunny plushie? Your-"

"Nevermind!" Enjolras turns and walks off in my direction clearly exasperated.

"Oh, hi Me," Enjolras says while walking passed me, but then backs up and gives me a suspicious look. "What are you doing here?"

"Learning that you have imported hair gel and a hello kitty blankie!" I say as Enjolras turns bright red and walks off.

 'That was a close one!' I think to myself, but I thought to soon because Marius started walking towards me as well. He's looking down and mumbling to himself, but it wasn't until he was a little closer that I could hear what he was actually saying.

"OK, step, step, step, turn, step, step, breathe, step, Oh there's Me, step, step, wait why is Me here, breathe, turn around, step, step..." Marius muttered to himself as he did exactly what he was saying.

I roll my eyes, thinking how many brain cells Marius had in his head. The number wasn't very high.

"Me? What are you doing here?"

"It's not Me, Marius. I'm just a talking lamp post named Bob!" I say trying to fool Marius, which usually isn't all that hard.

"Haha nice try. There aren't any lamp posts named Bob here, there's only Joe the lamp post! Stop messing with me Joe! What do you take me as? Stupid?"

"Yeah, I would say that."

"OK, bye Joe!"

I watch him walk away, bang into a wall, then keep walking. I don't get what Cosette sees in him. I feel bad for her.

I skip towards Enjolras deciding to bother him more. I see him holding a gun in a room all by himself. I move a little closer and see he's pretending that he is a space warrior shooting all of the evil alien monsters.

"Take that you green goo alien! Bang, bang!" Enjolras says while pretending to shoot the gun, "Oh, Enjolras you're my hero!" Enjolras says while making his voice go higher and dramatically putting his hand to his heart, "It's my job to protect!" Enjolras changes his voice once again to a corny, macho voice, "You're the most bravest, handsomest, awesome- uhhh..." Enjolras's fake high voice drops back to normal when he realizes I was watching him the whole time.

"You get those aliens Enjolras" I cheer as Enjolras grows redder and walks away, "No wait! I have only embarrassed you! I WANTED to annoy you!!!" I say as I run after him.

I run outside to see Enjolras talking to Marius again. Enjolras is ranting to Marius about something while Marius is just looking to the sky the whole time. I avoid getting hit by a flying piano and make my way over to them.

"Are you two dating or something because I always find you together!" I say as I approach them. Enjolras stops talking for one moment to look in my direction before going back to talking to Marius who is still staring at something above him.

"Well hello to you too." I decide to just wait for Enjolras to stop talking before I say anything, but then I realize that it could take forever for him to stop talking.

"I need you and a few other men to start a search for it because there really isn't a revolution without it and- Marius are you even listening to me?"

"Enjolras?" Marius says while attempting to tap Enjolras on the shoulder while still staring above him, but instead hits him on the head.

Enjolras sighs, rolls his eyes and grabs Marius's arm. "Yes, Marius?"

"Isn't that a pair of your underwear hanging where the revolution flag is supposed to be?"

Enjolras looks to where Marius is pointing and his eyes widen.

"WHY? WHAT? HOW? WHERE? WHO?"

"Oh, yeah I did that like 2 months ago...I can't believe nobody has noticed it until now, and I'm even more shocked that MARIUS was the one to notice!" I say.

"OK someone get me a chair or something. I do NOT need a pair of my underwear posing as the revolution flag!"

"Oh, was that what you were missing? Your underwear?"

"No actually-JUST GET ME A CHAIR!"

"KK!" I say as I stroll over to the barricade. I look around, but all of the chairs seem smashed except for one that was buried underneath a lot of wood. After a lot of pulling and tugging, I get it free and go over to Enjolras.

"Here!" I hand over the chair, but Enjolras looks suspiciously at it.

"You didn't get this from the bottom of the barricade did you?"

"Well, I kinda had to! All of the others were smashed!"

"That was the support chair!"

"The what?"

"The chair that supported all of the barricade!"

"Oops."

With that I started to see the barricade start to shake a bit. Then all of the furniture started to spill out from under it and surround the men. Before I know it, the barricade looks like a flattened pile of broken wood pieces.

"Oopsies!" I say as everyone stares at me," ummm...coming!" I say as I run away. In the distance, I can hear Marius's voice.

"Well at least in all of the commotion, your underwear fell of the flagpole! I guess we didn't really need that chair after all Enjolras huh?"

What an airhead.

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OK so that's my entry for day #1! I hope you guys thought it was funny at least because it wasn't really well written and I thought it was kinda bad, but whatever! Stay tuned for day #2 tomorrow if you still want to read what I write after this LOL :)