Narrated by Alayna of the Storm Dragons

Yo. Okay, so Shadowlake (you know the weirdo writing down everything we do), is going to be gone for a while. It's kind of a long story that I might possibly not totally maybe definitely not somewhat be completely responsible for. 

Basically, I may or may not have given her the notepad she was writing this whole thing on that put the work into this nest of humans. And it may or may not have been magic. I won't bore you with the details, but let's just say there was an unfortunate incident involving snakes, a swarm of butterfly crows, a few mountain chickens, a jar of ice cream, a few griffins, some honey, a small houseboat, and a meat clever that makes everything taste like tofu.

I offered her another notepad to do this with that didn't have the same magic as the other one, but she didn't accept it. I don't think she really trusts my magical objects right now. My point is that she won't be able to write down the story of this war for a couple months. She will be getting a new notepad and moving to a new place to hide from the unicorns.

 It's okay though. She'll get a new magical notepad by the end of the summer. It might even be sooner if I can get her to accept another one of mine. You can check back every month or so during the summer. However, those who follow her will be the first to know when she comes back, there will be an announcement. Although I guess if you're following her around you would probably be able to figure it out without an announcement. Or, would that be more of a stalkerish thing? Oh, well. I guess it doesn't make that much difference as long as you're not a serial killer.

Bye, bye! Watch out for the trolls! We'll see you in a couple months!