Leo S: Hey guys, I am SO happy right now, tell me that Emily is on the way here and I won't give a fuck!! Because......LEOLANA IS BACK!! Turns out Evelyn, one of the ONLY TWO people to survive ghouling WAS Alana! She faked because she wanted to see how we were without her. So I'm just gonna tell here.

I faked my death, ran away, stayed in a house that I got just in case we couldn't stay in the hideout. I fell under depression and greived. I kept thinking, why?! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO LEAVE!!! I was so depressed, I didn't eat for a week. For 2 days, I just lay down on my bed, staring at the wall. I didn't get up to take a bath, anything. I know, I'm gross. Tell me that. But I was depressed, so no judging.

So Alana, I love you. Nothing can replace you. Ever inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. Wait, DAMMIT, I QUOTED ANOTHER SONG!!

Well, it's catchy, so

ALL ABOUT DAT BASS BOUT DAT BASS NO TREBLE *dances a little*

Latest gossip! Johnvienne is now a thing, although I prefer Ally's ship name, Jovienne! Jovienne is a girl named Juvienne and our single male Author, Johnny! Congrats, dude! They even have a daughter, Janey!! What did you guys do to have her? *smirks*

JBV: Wha-OH HELL NO!!

Leo S: Ok, ok! I was only joking! Can I continue? Tank you.

Tank: WHY IS MY NAME A FRIGGIN JOKE

Leo S: Yes, and just because I'm gonna become your uncle in law someday doesn't mean I'll let you off the hook.

Tank: ME AND TAYVIN ARE NOT EVEN GETTING MARRIED

Leo S: CHU DUN SHOUT AT MEH AT MAH CHANNAL *kicks him out and snaps fingers in z formation*

Ok, I'm sorry for saying this Ally, and I know she's gonna kill me, but dude, I think you spoil Janey too much

Ally: -.- Since when

Leo S: Since you got Johnny to sing because she wanted him to, you literally taught her how to sling, and you told her a story? That is YOUR spoiling level

Ally: Nope, mine is giving her whatever she wants even if it's super expensive, giving slinging lessons and a story isn't that bad, and plus Johnny had to sing anyways, CUZ PEOPLE WANT DAT *snaps fingers in z formation at his face*

Leo S: Ok, chill. Ok, I'm glad she didn't kill me and I gotta go, so, bai!