I cried reading this when Nico said that he wasn't into blonde guys. And my brother was like, "what is your problem." And I'm like, "My ship is dead, Solangelo just died." -_-

Later my brother was reading this and he said, "What's Percico? It sounds cool." And I was just like "If you ship Percico and not Percabeth then I will send you to Tartarus, bring you back, and send you back again." All nonchalantly like it happened everyday.