I Can't Think of a Title (But I swear this is a real oneshot)

This is a real oneshot but I can't think of a title. Oh and if I write Jazzy that's me! It's my cover, like Batman only not as cool. Most of the time I'm a daughter of Apollo but every once in a while I'll be a daughter of Hephaestus. Right now I'm a daughter of Hephaestus. Would it be selfish if I gave myself powers? I hope not. Your going to be a daughter of Athena.
Mazewizard2000 requested this kinda, they inspired the idea mostly.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" You asked Connor. "Well yeah, the paint is skin safe so..." You gave him skeptical look as you, him, and Travis sat behind a bush. "You gotta tell her Leo." You heard Jazzy's voice. Her real name wasn't Jazzy but nobody knew her real name. (A/n And I'm not telling you guys my real name! :p.) "What if she doesn't like me back?" You heard Leo ask. "You'll never know if you don't tell her." She reminded. They continued their walk to bunker 9 as you, Connor, and Travis waited. "Arghh!" You heard and ran. Jazzy and Leo ran into the clearing and Leo was covered in red paint while Jazzy tried to contain her laughter. There was snap as Travis stepped on a twig and and a whap when you slapped him on the head. Jazzy followed as Leo ran to the sounds. "Y/n?" He asked. Jazzy flinched because she could sense the hurt in his voice like no one else could. He quickly ,asked it as he put on a fake smile. "Y/n! Come give McShizzle a hug!" Leo ran over to you and pulled you into a hug, covering you with paint. "Oops." He said as innocently as he could being Leo. You looked at him and shrugged. "Bye." Leo walked off without another word. Jazzy gave you a look that you couldn't quite interpret. Anger? Sympathy? Understanding? She ran after Leo, leaving you to curse the Stolls for running away.
It was morning and all of your siblings were getting when you woke up. Jazzy opened the door and walked over to you. She looked miffed. Uh oh. When Jazzy gets miffed she gets miffed. "Do you like Leo?" You were taken aback at how blunt she was. "I uh, maybe?" You said. "I'm gonna assume that means yes which means we are going to go tell him right now!" She grabbed your arm and dragged you to cabin 9. "I told you she liked you Leo." She said when Leo walked up to you. "Now tell her that she hurt your feelings. Oops, I just did." She ran off before Leo could slap her. "I hurt your feelings?" You asked. "Sorta, most guys don't want the girl they like to prank them.. His eyes widened when he finished. "I um-" you cut him off by smashing your lips to his. "YES! I KNEW IT, MY SHIP HAS SAILED!" You and Leo looked to the bushes where Jazzy was hiding. "I'm really going to slap you this time." Leo threatened. "That's my cue to go. Sparky! Protect me!" Jazzy yelled in the direction of the Zeus cabin.
Me: Ok, I'm back to being a daughter of Apollo. So-
Leo: Hey Jazzy!
Me: Yes Leo?
Leo: I have to try some new pickup lines on you.
Me: *blushes* Why can't you try them on my lovely readers?
Leo: Because I don't want to scare her away.
Me: How do you know you won't scare me away? *Raises eyebrow*
Leo: I could never scare you away. *winks*
Me: *blushes some more* Shut up, I wanna ask the readers if they listen to songs and think about how they seem like they were written just for you and your friends.
Leo: Me you say? I must be your favorite.
Me: No, I like Jason better than you.
Leo: What?! I am so much better than blonde superman!
Me: Ok Mr. Spock. *manages a successful wink*
Leo: Who told you about that!?
Me: The real question is who didn't tell me about that.
Leo: Fine... PUFFERFISH!
Me: Pufferfish?
Leo: Yeah, you look like a pufferfish when you play your trumpet.
Me: I do not, flame brain.
Leo: C'mon Jazzy, I don't have anymore nicknames!
Me: Alright Leo.
Leo: Now for the pickup lines!
Me: Damn, I thought he forgot about those.
Leo: Are you a magician? Cause when I look at you everyone else disappears.
Me: *blushes* I-
Leo: I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
Me: *blushes* You-
Leo: Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile.
Me: *blushes* That-
Leo: I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Me: *blushes* It-
Leo: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
Me: *smiles* That is-
Leo: If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Me: *blushes* Can-
Leo: I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. What kind of pickup line is that?!
Me: Awwww! That's-
Leo: I don't have a library card-
Me: Ain't that the truth.
Leo: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
Me: *warning glare* Leo-
Leo: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Me: I will slap you Valdez.

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