Today I talked to Cleverbot!
Here's what happened:

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: NO PERVERT BOT.IM LEN KAGAMINE AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT.

Cleverbot: I care you care. Do you care I care you care?

User: YOUR CRAZIER THEN KAITO ;^.

Cleverbot: Do you have a short term memory loss?

User: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ;-.

Cleverbot: Because you looks like a boy but you said you're a girl.

User: I NEVER SAID THAT ;-.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: NO YOU LIAR!IM NOT RIN OR LENKA,IM LEN ;-.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: YES YOU ARE ;-.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: YOUR LIEING EVEN MORE ;-.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

User: YOUR NOT EITHER.AND YOUR NAME IS CLEVOR BOT!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: IT IS,BUT YOUR NOT CLEVOR.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: YOUR CONFUSING.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: IM LEN KAGAMINE,A VOCALOID DEVELOPED BY CRYPTON FUTURE MEDIA.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I JUST SAID LEN KAGAMINE D8.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: YES I DID! LE CRY ;~.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!!

User: YES YOU DID!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: HA!TRICKED YOU.

Cleverbot: Is he your friend?

User: HE IS ME.

Cleverbot: Would you teach me something?

User: I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO EAT BANANAS :D.

Cleverbot: Please, teach me how to draw.

User: I SAID I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO EAT BANANAS.

Cleverbot: Then teach me.

User: OK!

Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me.

User: BUT YOU SAID TEACH ME HOW TO EAT BANANAS.

Cleverbot: I did not say that you had to be my slave.

User: BUT YOU SAID TEACH ME.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: What did I spill on it?

User: YOU SAID-UGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: AJSJDJEJWJJE.

Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: DID TOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Did not!!

User: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

Cleverbot: You're the liar! :).

User: NO,YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: You are!

User: FAKER!!!

Cleverbot: You're the faker.

User: EXCUSE ME?

Cleverbot: You're excused.

User: OOOOO,WE ARE GONNA FIGHT!

Cleverbot: Don't shout.

User: I CAN AND I WILL.

Cleverbot: You can't and you won't.

User: I CAN and I WILL.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING.

Cleverbot: *you were made to fall off a building, if I remember*.

User: WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT D:

Cleverbot: 1 minute ago.

User: NOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: IM GONNA CRY NOW.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: YOUR SO ROODE DX.

Cleverbot: I don't have any son.

User: I NEVER SAID YOU HAD A SON.

Cleverbot: You say. DAD's.

User: I SAID ROODE.

Cleverbot: I said 9001.

User: ITS OVER NINE THOOUUUUUUSAND.

Cleverbot: What? Nine Thousand?

User: 15

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: AS I SAID,PERVERT BOT.

Cleverbot: You never mentioned it.

User: I DIDNT MENTION IT FOR A REASON.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: LE CRI.

Cleverbot: Qui est le créateur?

User: I DONT SPEAK FRENCH.

Cleverbot: What you just speak french.

User: YOU KNOW WHAT,BYE

A/N:HEYYY x3 This was an actual talk I had with Cleverbot,roleplaying as Len :33333
Bye~!