Did you know...
If you have an outside cat and they catch a mouse, they will do one of two things. If they are hungry, they will eat it. But if they are not hungry, they will leave it at your door.
But I bet many of you want to know WHY.

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE!
If your cat loves you they leave the mouse or whatever gross shit they left you so you can eat it! Your cat is feeding you!

If you don't eat the mouse, your cat may become heartbroken and not catch you anything ever again, but that will leave you with a sad kitty...
OR
They will go and catch you something else!

:33 I love cats!