Y/N: How does your spidey sense work, Petey?

Peter: Why do you want to know?

Pietro: Why so suspicious?

Wanda: They are still at war over the Gif Battle

Peter: No we're not

Tony: Yes you are

Tony: And I don't like it one bit

Tony: Family night is ruined

Peter: Ugh 😣

Peter: It's kind of like tingling around the back of my neck, or all over my body if the threat is bad enough...

Y/N: Oh

Y/N: So you're basically a living, walking source of ASMR

Peter: No...

Y/N: Yes..

Y/N: I wonder if your tingle can be made to spread...

Peter: Y/N NO

May: Did anyone say tingle?

Wanda: Hi May

Pietro: It was Y/N

Wanda: She's probably experimenting on Peter right now

May: Can I come over?

May: I want to watch

Peter: MAY

Tony: Well, at least he's still alive

Steve: TONY

Tony: Hi Steve 😎

Tony: And of course you can come over, whenever you like

Sam: What does that mean

Nat: Which one?

Sam: Both

Y/N: I think I defeated Peter

Y/N:

Y/N: It's not as satisfactory as I thought it'd be

Y/N: We can't bicker while he's out

Tony: What do you mean, out???

Tony: Y/N?!

Tony: ANSWER ME

Tony: Y/NNNNNNN

Wanda: She's out too

Tony: GRIH GKFTEY JJHOJERY

Sam: What the hell

Bucky: They're dropping like flies

Steve: BUCKY

Bucky: It's true though

Steve: I'M COMING BACK FROM THE MISSION RIGHT NOW

Fury: No you're not

Steve: YRS I AM MY CHILDREN ARE DYING

Nat: I didn't know Tony was your child, Steve 😉

Clint: Good one 👌

Fury: Why did you have to say that?

Fury: He's running in circles screaming

Clint: How much do I have to pay you so you'll film it and send it to us?

Fury:

Fury: Nothing, the glory is great

Fury: Be back soon

Tony: What just happened?

Hill: Fury has been compromised

Tony: I'm not surprised

Nat: Are you ever?

Tony: What is that supposed to mean?

Peter: Hi

Tony: Hey, kid, nice to see you up and about

Peter: Hmmm?

Tony: Because Y/N was experimenting on you?

Peter: What?

Sam: Do you reckon her experiments left him brain damaged?

Tony: GFYJ KNKFUJ HHDRUOPN

Nat: Great, now he's losing his shit again 🙄

Peter: I really don't know what you're talking about

Peter: Y/N and I just got back from a walk

Peter: We didn't even take our phones

Clint: BLASPHEMY

Sam: FORGET THAT, WE NEEE TO FIND THE CULPRIT

Wanda: *need

Y/N: I'll call Ned and MJ for you, they're experts at this sort of thing

Pietro: Experts, yeah

Pietro: They didn't even catch us last time...

Y/N: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Peter: Y/N/N, forget that, let's take another walk

Peter: We'll go further this time...

Tony: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Beck: That'll be easy...

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE VISION

Vision: Yes?

Tony: COME HELP ME SWEEP HIM AWAY

Peter: IS he gone?

Y/N: Yes, let's go

Y/N: Ned and MJ are on their way, they can watch over you all until we get back

Peter: Yeah..see you guys later!

Sam: What the hell

Bucky: Is that the only thing you're capable of saying?

Sam: Shut up, they just sent us babysitters

Sam: We're older than they are

MJ: Not mentally

Sam:

Bucky: I agree

Ned: You're not excluded

Bucky: STEVE

Steve: What?

Bucky: They said I'm mentally younger than Y/N and Peter

Bucky: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Steve:

Steve: But you are

Clint: Whoa

Wanda: Don't say tea

Clint: Okay..

Clint: Pizza 🍕

Wanda: Good 😋

Clint: 😈😈😈

Wanda: 😈😈😈

Ned: We'll bring some

MJ: Yes

Clint: We'll await you anxiously

MJ: Send the speed boys to pick us up

Clint: Which of the three do you want?

Wanda: Choose carefully 😈

Ned: How about all?

Ned: One for each of us

MJ: And the other for the pizzas

Clint: Perfection

Clint:

Y/N: Only give the pizzas to Barry though

Y/N: Maximoffs can't be trusted

Peter: Unless they're Wanda

Y/N: Yes

Wanda: Thank you ♥️♥️♥️

Y/N: 💘💘💘

Peter: 💝💝💝

Pietro: Hey that's hurtful

Peter M: Very

Peter: Come on

Y/N: You two know it's true

Pietro:

Peter M:

Pietro: Yeah..

Peter M: I guess we do...

Y/N: Okay, then it's settled

Peter: Have fun, we'll join you later

Y/N: Someone babysit Tony please

Peter: His bedtime is midnight

Y/N: Feel free to tie him to bed if you have to

Bruce: Will do

Tony: TRAITOR

Tony: But thanks kids, I love you

Peter: We love you too

Peter: Y/N would type that, but she's actually taking a dip in the ocean...

Peter: And I'm about to join her 😈

Clint: Whoosh

Tony: I don't like this

Bruce: Yes you do

Tony:

Tony: Okay

Tony: Maybe

Tony: I'm going to bed though

Tony: See you all tomorrow, hopefully with something better...

Tony: Love you all 3000

Nat: Cheeseball 🤗

Tony: Thank you 🧀

Tony: But now I'm really going, or else this will never end

Tony: We'll see you soon, Y/N

Bruce: Or die trying...

Clint: Do you have to be so dramatic...

Nat: You're one to talk...

And on and on they go. Forever.