Summary: You just dyed your hair and decided to get someone else's done while you're at it.

Warnings: Swearing

Tony has created a group called What the Hair

Tony has added you, Natasha, Wanda, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Vision, Bruce, Sam, and Peter Parker to the group

Tony: I like your new hair Y/N.

Vision: So do I. It's very unique.

You: Why thank you Tony and Vision 😊

Clint: Yeah, is it a teal?

You: It's Manic Panic's Voodoo Blue.

Sam: I like it. It has like a fading look. Kinda reminds me of the ocean.

Natasha: It's called an Ombre Sam.

Wanda: It's very pretty 😊 You look like a mermaid now Y/N.

Peter: Your hair is goals 😍 You now officially have the title of best hair out of the Avengers.

Tony: Thor lost that title.

Sam: Burrrrrnnn.

You: awwwwww guys I'm blushing 😍😍😍

Steve: It really does suit you.

Bucky: Yes it does doll.

Bruce: Finally someone in here, as in Y/N, with a sense of style. *Side glares at Tony for his tight ass pants*

Tony: Ouch.

You: Thanks guys. Now seriously Tony, did you really make this whole chat just to compliment my hair?

Tony: No.

You: ???????

Tony: So does anyone want to talk about Loki's hair?

Peter: Mr.Loki's hair??? 😕

Clint: You just read my mind.

Wanda: Yeaaah, I saw him earlier and it looks....different???

Natasha: It does look different.

Sam: You mean, no more greased lightning?

Tony: That's it! His hair has been washed!

Peter: Oh. Ohhhhhhh.

Vision: I don't see why this is a big deal.

Tony: Loki is just about greasier than the greasiest burger on the planet. I don't think he ever washes his hair.

Clint: Until now.

Steve: Soooo he decided to wash his hair?

Bucky: I don't think it's that simple Steve.

Tony: Loki wouldn't wash his hair himself. Someone did it for him.

You: ...................................Why do I feel like y'all are eyeing me.

Tony: It was you, wasn't it?

You: Okay. It was me. So what?

Clint: How did you manage that?

You: Well I was getting real tired of his greasy ass hair. But of course, he wouldn't let me touch it.

Sam: And?

You: I knocked him unconscious.

Peter: 👀👀👀👀👀

Natasha: Wow. You're tougher than I thought.

Bruce: Are you okay???

You: I am perfectly fine.

Tony: How long did it take you to get those centuries of grease out of his hair? And please tell me you used gloves. I wouldn't touch his hair with a ten foot pole.

You: An hour. And of course I used gloves. I used dishwashing gloves.

Sam: God DAMN! An hour? The hell did you do?

Natasha: What did you use? 😮

You: Dish Soap. Shampoo failed to do the task. It took me half an hour to scrub that damn grease out and another half hour for deep conditioning.

Peter: Just reading that makes me want to jump off a cliff while pterodactyl screaming. I'm so sorry you had to go through that Y/N.

Bucky: So that's what that screeching coming from the bathroom was.

Steve: What the hell is a pterodactyl scream?

Sam: The sound Y/N made while washing Loki's hair.

Tony: I can surprisingly feel your pain.

Bruce: Poor Y/N.

Vision: My condolences Y/N.

Steve: I'm so sorry kid.

Bucky: Me too kid.

Clint: Poor poor Y/N.

You: Can you guys not

Wanda: Oh my god. Now I know why Loki kept flipping his hair. 😱

Clint: He was "flipping" his hair??? 🤯

Loki has added himself to the group

Loki: I am delighted to know you all admire my freshly salon treated hair. Y/N is quite talented I must admit.

Tony: We do not "admire" your hair.

Sam: Your hair is still shit Loki.

Loki: How dare you.

Vision: Can everyone stop being cruel towards each other?

Peter: I'm sorry Mr.Loki but um...........HAVE YOU SEEN Y/N'S HAIR????

Loki: Well obviously child.

You: Shut it Loki, before I knock you out again and shave you bald this time. I did you a service, free of charge. So Best Hair title belongs to me!

Thor has added himself to the group

Thor: Hello dear friends! 😊😊😊

Wanda: ...................um guys. I just saw Thor and......

Tony: And what?

Wanda: .............His hair matches Y/N's. 😨

Thor: It is true. Y/N has painted my hair blue like hers. We are both matching. And I too am a mermaid now.

Tony: What the hell Y/N.

Wanda: Y/N can you do mine too? 😮😮😮

You: Well I have rose gold.

Wanda: Yes please!!! 😍😍😍

Natasha: You know what? Count me in. You got a silvery lavender?

You: Yesssssss! This is going to be so much fun! What about you Tony?

Tony: I swear if you so much as touch my hair, I will hide all the food.

Tony, Clint, Sam, Bucky, Steve, Bruce, and Vision have left the group.

Peter: Oooh! Can you dye my hair too? 😀

You: Sure thing kiddo! 👉👉

You, Wanda, Natasha, Loki, Thor, and Peter have left the group.

Wade Wilson has joined the group

Wade: Ooooooooh!!! I wanna dye my hair!!! I wanna be pretty too!!! 😘😘😘 *hair flips wig and watches it slip off and fall to the floor* ........................Shit.