Credit of this chat goes to @slytherdoravenger

Wanda has created a chat

Wanda has added Tony, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Pietro, Vision, Y/N, Rhodey, Peter, Bucky and Sam

Wanda: Hey guys, I'm at the grocery store if you need anything say it now!

Sam: BEN & JERRY'S COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM

Thor: POP TARTS

Steve: If you don't mind Wanda, may you pick up a bag of Spinach

Wanda: Sure, got it!

Pietro: WANDAAAA can you please get me pizza on the way backkkk??? :)))

Tony: PEPPERONI

Wanda: NO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY THE PIZZAS AND GROCERIES

Y/N: Hey Wanda, can you get me a burger with fries if its not too much of a hassle on the way back?

Wanda: Sure babe

Pietro: aRE YOU KIDDING ME

Y/N: HAHA

Wanda: I'm not buying anything else so byeeee

Wanda has left the chat

Y/N: I have no interest in speaking with the rest of you

Y/N has left the chat

Pietro: THAT IS SO UNFAIR

Pietro: I'M HER BROTHER AND I AM TWELEVE WHOLE MINUTES OLDER THAN HER AND SHE IGNORED ME AND NOT Y/N

Tony: It's a literal fact that Wanda won't say no to Y/N

Bucky: Don't you remember last week movie night?

Sam: It was Wanda's choice of movie but Y/N really wanted to watch Harry Potter so Wanda chose Harry Potter

Clint: WANDA HAS THE HOTS FOR Y/N

Vision: From my recent observations, I have also noticed that Y/N also does everything for Wanda, from helping her out with the laundry to making her pancakes in the morning

Steve: They always train together too

Natasha: If they're not making a move, we're going to have to set them up

Thor: I have an idea on how to unite the lost lovers

Tony: Prepare yourselves

Thor: In Asgard, usually ladies like the Valkyries used to battle each other for anothers hand

Vision: Who would be the winner?

Thor: Whoever's left alive, it's simple really

Pietro: um maybe thats not the best idea

Sam: We don't want a Civil War part 2

Tony: Number 1, Sam fuck you, Number 2, I, the love expert have a better plan

Rhodey: LOVE?? EXPERT??

Tony: Are any of you engaged NO so I say I'M the love expert

Natasha: IT TOOK YOU FOREVER TO REALISE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT PEPPER HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HELP THOSE TO REALISE THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER?

Tony: LOWER THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE

Tony: Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted by SOMEBODY I was going to say about my plan. A DOUBLE DATE. So Pepper and I go on a date bring Y/N and Wanda with us at one point they'll HAVE to confess their feelings and there you go, they're a couple

Steve: You know what, Thor's idea doesn't sound too bad

Bruce: Stick to engineering, for everyones sake

Peter: I have an idea!!

Sam: You're like 12 go and do your homework

Tony: LEAVE THE KID ALONE

Peter: So I saw this in a movie, so they were trying to set up these two people together, person A and person B. Everyone knew that they had feelings for each other but they just wouldn't admit to each other, so the friends set Person A up on a date with someone else and then Person B becomes jealous and admits to their feelings and they end up together!!

Pietro: You are all seriously talking about setting up MY sister while I'm here

Pietro: Actually I like Y/N carry on

Thor: I like my idea better but we'll still go with it

Bruce: Thats actually not a bad idea

Rhodey: You did good kid

Steve: I don't know about this I feel like we're lying to them

Bucky: Steve, please for once let go a little

Natasha: I'll drink to that

Clint: Now we need to find someone to set up with Y/N

Sam: No we actually don't

Bucky: wdym

Sam: So we clear the chat, add those two back, talk about setting Y/N up with someone not mentioning any names and then Wanda will intervene and express her true feelings

Bucky: for once you actually said something smart wow

Tony: OK I'M ABOUT TO CLEAR THE CHAT AND ADD THOSE TWO IN

Tony has cleared the chat

Tony has added Wanda and Y/N to the chat

Y/N: Hi?

Wanda: Whats up?

Natasha: SO we were all thinking about setting Y/N up on a date

Bucky: I think that agent who works downstairs and hides a knife in her feels and her would look good together

Clint: She's a friend of a friend I can set you two up easily if you would like Y/N

Y/N: I thought you guys all knew I'm already seeing someone

Bruce: Since when who

Wanda: Me

Pietro: you're kidding me

Peter: how long?

Bucky: how could we have known?

Wanda: Steve literally saw us kissing

Pietro: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS IN FRONT OF ME ALREADY BYE

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Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION

Tony: Oh fgs Steve

Thor: You really are a confused man

Sam: SO ALL THIS EFFORT OF TRYING TO SET YOU TWO UP FOR WHAT???

Wanda: Why do you think we do everything together?

Y/N: hint hint TOGETHER

Peter: Our ship sailed ages ago

Wanda: Oh come one its been at least 6 months

Y/N: I have no time and energy to explain everything to all of you ADIOS

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Tony: tbh this is all Steve's fault

Bucky: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL THAT THEY WERE 'FOUNDUING'?

Tony: I've had enough of you Steve, I'm deleting the whole existance of this chat

Steve: WAIT NO

Tony has deleted the chat