Pietro logged on
Wanda logged on
Pietro: (Y/n) has a boyfriend but won't tell me who!
Wanda: I'm not telling you, brother.
Pietro: Why not?
Wanda: She asked me not to.
Wanda: She wanted to annoy you and it is rather funny
Pietro: You're despicable
(Y/n) logged on
(Y/n): Hey my favourite twins!
Wanda: We're the only twins you know
(Y/n): .....
Pietro: (Y/n), tell me please!
(Y/n): Hmmmmm let me think about it
Pietro: Just a clue
(Y/n): How about No.
Pietro: I'll let you pick the movie when it's my turn to choose
(Y/n): No take backs
Pietro: Cross my heart
Wanda: You're children
(Y/n): Pinky promise?
Pietro: I promise with my pinky
(Y/n): I'm dating a man.
Wanda: Lol
Pietro: That's not cool (Y/n).
Wade logged on
Wade: Hey crazy mind witch, sonic and the second sexiest being on Earth.
Wanda: .....
Pietro: You're dating WADE!
(Y/n): God dammit
Wanda: Well I'm going to go
Wanda logged off
Pietro: What's wrong with you?
(Y/n): What's wrong with dating Wade?
Pietro: He looks like a raisin
(Y/n) logged off
Wade: Someone's in trouble
Pietro: I didn't do anyhdjroenww
Pietro disconnected
Wade: You teach him a lesson baby!
Wade: I ain't no sun dried grape!
Wade: You da best
Wade: Go (Y/n)!
Wade: (Y/n)?
Wade: Babe?
Wade: (Y/n)?
(Y/n) logged on
Wade: Did you commit your first murder?
(Y/n): Not quite
(Y/n): Just shaved some of his majestic hair
Wade: Even better.
Wade: Thanks for sticking up for me
(Y/n): You don't need to thank me I did it cause I love you.
Wade: I love you too
(Y/n) logged off
Wade logged off

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(Y/n) logged on
Wade logged on
(Y/n): Wait a minute
(Y/n): You said second sexiest being on Earth
Wade: Well....
(Y/n): I'm waiting
Wade: I mean have you see Captain America?
(Y/n): .......
Wade: His ass his mighty fine
Wade: (Y/n)?
Wade: You were a close second
(Y/n) logged off
Wade: (Y/n)!
Wade logged off