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Wanda: We need to do something

Tony: Yes

Nat: Do I want to know what you're talking about?

Pietro: Y/N and Peter

Pietro: I live in fear

Pietro: Wanda's been harassing me about Y/N's feelings for Peter

Pietro: Or lack thereof

Wanda: DON'T SAY THAT, I KNOW YOU'RE LYING

Pietro: How would I lie, you can read my mind

Wanda: THEN YOUR MIND IS LYING

Pietro: That makes no sense 🙄

Wanda: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Tony: Wanda, please calm down and focus

Tony: We're not here to tear down Pietro, we're here to get Y/N and Peter together

Steve: Why would we want to do that?

Beck: Can't we do both?

Wanda: You're not invited

Beck: I invited myself

Tony: We're uninviting you

Vision: It's my turn to take care of him

Nat: Thank you

Beck: OH COME ON

Beck: gswtard swydsrwjj dsaujsw

Sam: That was so sweet

Sam: Thank you, Vision

Tony: Vision, say nothing, let's get back to the matter at hand

Wanda: Yes, please

Tony: What she said

Tony: So, any plans?

Nat: I thought you had one?

Tony: I have several, but Wanda rejected them all

Wanda: Because they were all nonsense

Pietro: I liked a few of them

Tony: See?

Wanda: Of course you would

Wanda: But locking them up in the same room is ridiculous, setting them loose in the zoo would only cause another breakout, and sending them back to the beach would only mean they'd come back with more stories of filling each other's clothes with sand

Pietro: And they'll probably do all that anyway

Pietro: So I guess I see your point, sister

Wanda: See?

Tony:

Thor: I HAVE A MARVELOUS IDEA

Tony: What is it?

Thor: We ask them

Steve: I like this idea

Tony: I don't, how is that marvelous?

Thor: It could trigger their feelings

Pietro: They don't have any, that's the problem

Sam: Can't trigger something that isn't there, man

Wanda: IT IS THERE AND I'LL PROVE IT

Pietro: How?

Wanda:

Wanda:

Wanda: I'LL FIND A WAY

Sam: I'll believe it when I see it

Beck: You guys are so unhelpful

Beck: Why don't we kidnap one of them and go from there?

Nat: No

Steve: Vision, I thought you'd taken care of him?

Beck: He tried

Beck: But hey, when I say kidnap, I mean hide somewhere

Beck: To see what they'd do

Tony: You can be in charge of that

Steve: TONY

Tony: What?

Tony: We'd be killing two birds with one stone

Tony: When they find out, they'll kill him

Tony: Problem solved

Thor: I like this plan

Beck: I'm trying to help and you're all planning my death

Beck: How nice

Tony: You almost killed my Spider child

Nat: OUR Spider child

Tony: Yeah

Y/N: What are all of you doing?

Tony: Nothing, why?

Y/N: Loki is laughing manically

Y/N: Since he's only sitting on the floor staring at his phone, we figured it's something you're up to

Peter: We're also bored of watching Scott talk to his ants

Nat: Scott is talking to his ants again?

Tony: We're not doing anything, Loki forgot to take his Asgardian medicine

Steve: They're lying

Tony: STEVE

Wanda: Don't you dare

Steve: They want to set your relationship status to dating

Y/N: What?

Peter: Why?

Nat: Better run, Steve

Steve: I'll be in Wakanda, if you need me

Bucky: I'll go with you, I think my goats miss me

Tony: What the hell

Tony: Seriously, though

Tony: You two are always thrown around each other, acting all touchy but never going further

Tony: We're dying here

Peter: We're just friends, Mr. Stark

Y/N: Peter is about three years too young for me

Peter: No I'm not, but that's not the point

Y/N: We've talked about this before...

Tony: Oh, HAVE YOU?

Beck: Here we go again...

Peter: Maybe, but I still think you're wrong

Y/N: Why does it even matter, when we don't like each other anyway?

Peter: I'm not too young

Y/N: Yes you are

Peter: No I'm not

Y/N: Yes

Peter: No

Y/N: Yes

Peter: No

Pietro: Someone make it stop

Y/N: Yes yes and yes

Peter: No

Peter: Shit, she's got my webshooters!

Beck: This is going to be so good

Tony: NO!

Tony: YOU ARE BOTH CHILDREN

Tony: IF YOU TAKE HIS WEBSHOOTERS, Y/N, I'M GROUNDING YOU

Tony: AND YOU, PARKER, DON'T YOU DARE GO ANYWHERE

Tony: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BOTH THIS WAY WHEN

Tony: WYSTUFH VDYSEYRUY STJDYYSUUDG

Sam: #ohshit

Wanda: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Nat: Y/N and Peter webbed Tony to the ceiling

Beck: They're sharing the webshooters, it's adorable

Sam: It is

Wanda: otp

Pietro: Yeah

Peter: We're going back to the beach

Y/N: See you guys on Monday

Nat: It's a weeknight...

Beck: In the summer

Nat: Right...

May: Please don't forget the sunscreen

May: I do not want to deal with sunburns later

May: That goes for you too, Y/N, because you're no better than Peter

Steve: Natasha, your mom title is being usurped

Wanda: This is not going to end well

Nat: I hope you're in Wakanda, Steve, because I'm coming for you

Beck: I'm coming with

Beck: Scott and his ants really are boring

Scott: There are a lot of ants in Wakanda

Beck:

Beck:

Beck: I...I take it back

Scott: Too late

Wanda: Did we just see Scott making threats?

Pietro: I think we need to go to Wakanda too

Tony: A family trip, great

Tony: Now will someone take me off the ceiling?

Wanda: How do you have your phone?

Tony: Vision flew it up to me

Pietro:

Wanda:

Pietro: Why didn't he help you down?

Tony:

Tony: Good question...

Wanda: 🙄

Pietro: 🙄

Wanda: Let's just do it ourselves...