Warnings: Swearing

You have added Tony, Sam, Clint, and Scott to the group.

You: :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Tony: Uh oh. Y/N has added an excessive amount of smiley emojis. Something happened. She's mad.

Sam: What's up Y/N

Clint: Hush. Don't make her more mad.

Scott: ....................

You: So, how are you guys? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Tony: What's wrong Y/N?

You: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Sam: Jesus

Tony: Y/N

You: Who stole my motherfuckin garlic bread and cheesecake? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Clint: Y/N, please stop with the emojis.

Scott: ...............................................

Tony: I am seriously offended that you thought of us first.

You: Why so quiet Scott?

Scott: I'm not even here! I am literally miles away.

You: Okay. You're dismissed.

Scott has left the group

Tony: Are you kidding me?

Natasha, Wanda, Steve, and Bucky have added themselves to the group

Steve: Okay guys, cut it out and get this over with.

Wanda: Y/N is very upset.

Sam: Calm down Y/N. It's just garlic bread and cheesecake.

You: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! It just so happens that I made that garlic bread and cheesecake with my own hands!

Bucky: Can someone just admit it please? Geez, what gentleman. *rolls eyes*

Tony: I swear I didn't do it.

Clint: Neither did I.

Sam: Same.

You: Confess

Tony: Y/N

You: CONFESS!!!

Peter Parker, Thor, and Loki have added themselves to the group.

Tony: What about Bruce huh? Maybe he stole it.

You: Bruce is not a thief.

Peter Parker: Miss Y/N, I can buy you new ones if you want.

You: That's sweet of you son, but don't trouble yourself with it.

Peter Parker: *sniffles in happiness* Thanks Mom 😊😊😊

Thor: Y/N, Peter is your son?????

You: Not genetically. I have adopted him as my son. He is my child to protect now.

Tony: Not fair!

You: Too late! Now where is my motherfuckin food???!!!!

Loki: Lady Y/N, I can find the culprit if need be.

You: It's alright Loki.

Natasha: You guys do know Y/N is a shapeshifter right? She can and will turn into your worst nightmares if you don't fess up.

Sam: ....................well shit.

Peter Parker: Can I record it all?

Vision and Peter Quill have joined the group.

Vision: I have found your garlic bread and cheesecake thief Y/N.

Peter Quill: .....................I'm sorry?

You: ......................

You have left the group.

Tony: Is Y/N attacking him? I hear screaming.

Sam: YO WTF! WHY IS THERE A XENOMORPH CHASING QUILL????!!!!!!! 😨😨😨😨

Natasha: That's my girl. 😏👏👏👏

Loki: This very much pleases me.

Wanda: 😂😂😂😂 This is the best thing I've seen all year!

Tony, Sam, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, Thor, Loki, and Vision have left the group.

Peter Parker: I am definitely getting this on camera and posting it to Youtube. You go mom!