Prank Dates
Tony: NAT HELP ME
Nat: What?
Tony: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
Nat: How?
Tony: There's something in my closet
Tony: I thought it was Pietro but he's on a date with the witch and the healer
Peter: Pietro's on a date with Y/N?!?!?!
Merlin: AND MORGANA?!?!?!
Merlin: ARTHYRRRRRRRR
Arthur: What
Tony: DONT HIGHJACK ME
Tony: I mean, Peter, you're okay
Tony: THE REST OF YOU OUT
Loki: This is marvelous already
Steve: Don't you know any other adjectives?
Nat: Tony, ignore them and go on
Tony: The sink exploded in my face
Tony: Or, well, the water did
Tony: Also, the clock won't shut up
Steve: Is he on something?
Tony: No
May: Maybe
Peter: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DATE WITH HAPPY
Wanda: Happy is code for Tony
Peter: WHAT I WAS JUST STARTING TO GET USED TO THAT HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
Y/N: Calm down, Peter, Wanda is kidding
Wanda: No, I'm not
Y/N: Yes, she is
Y/N: I put shrooms in Tony's pasta, I thought it'd be funny
Morgana: I spelled the clocks to be loud
Pietro: And I'd like to say I was responsible for the sink, but I just dug a hole in the garden
Peter: Oh, so this was a prank date, thank God
Peter: Can I join?
Morgana: Yes
Pietro: Of course
Y/N: You will be more than welcome
Peter: Awesome, what are we doing next?
Merlin: Can we join you, too?
Morgana: No
Pietro: If she says no, I do too
Arthur: TREASON
Merlin: But if Y/N says yes, Peter will agree with her, and Morgana always does what Peter wants
Arthur: Y/N, please? I'll gift you a castle
Peter: NOAT A CASTLE
Arthur: Right, an island then
Tony: If you're giving her an island, I'm going to give her the base
Steve: Tony, you can't give away the base
Steve: Though if you did, I think Y/N would be perfectly capable of keeping it
Pietro: Nice save 👌
Tony: Why not Steveeeee she already lives thereeee
Nat: Tony really is high, writing like that
Rhodey: Is that really the most important thing, when people are out here giving away islands and castles?
Peter: Don't kill our buzz just because you're not getting any
Tony: He really isn't getting any, since he started hanging with the Meanie
Wanda: Oh God, MORE TEA
Pietro: Where's Clint, he needs to see this
Peter: I meant he's not getting ANYTHING
Peter: NOT THAT
Tony: Too late, kid
Arthur: Merlin, where's my sword?
Rhodey: Is he going to kill someone????
Peter: I don't know...
Tony: That's disturbing
Rhodey: Finally you're talking some sense
Merlin: Morgana had...oh shit
Steve: He's learning poorly from us
Tony: Maybe, but at least you no longer say language every time, you're growing up
May: I did the sink
Peter: WHAT
Y/N: Wow
Pietro: I really really did not see that coming
Morgana: NEITHER DID I
Tony: Why?
May: I wanted you to take off your shirt
Peter: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Tony: You could have asked...
Tony: Although I do like it better this way 😎
Peter: NO NO SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Merlin: They're making out...
Morgana: SHUT UP MERLIN
Merlin: This is what you get for betraying me
Morgana: I'LL DO FAR WORSE
Merlin: Ooooohhhhh I'm so scar-
Merlin: DSWYDT DSTDRYW HJJGIOGRR
Arthur: Merlin?
Arthur:
Arthur: Is he alive?
Y/N: For now
Morgana: But he's staying in the hole
Y/N: If you try to take him out, you're going in too
Arthur:
Arthur: I won't
Arthur: But have you forgotten he has magic?
Wanda: That won't be a problem
Arthur:
Arthur: Wow
Pietro: Yeah, the three of you scare me
Arthur: I like it
Wanda: Thank you
Wanda: Want to get dinner?
Arthur: Yes
Merlin: ARTHYR DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
Arthur: Sorry, Merlin, we have pranks to plan
Morgana: Stay out of it
Arthur: Yes
Peter: Last to get to the river gets nothing
Wanda:
Wanda: RUN PIETRO RUN
Arthur: Not fair, THEY'RE ALREADY AT THE RIVER
Morgana: Just run, they're kidding
Morgana: We're a team
Arthur: Oh right then
Arthur: Great
Tony: Is this a new inner circle?
May: Maybe
Nat: Yes
Tony: Should we be worried?
Steve: Would you be worried if it rained?
Tony: How is that the same?
May: They'd do this no matter what we did
Steve: We might as well enjoy it
Tony: In that case, I have some leftovers of the pasta Y/N spiked
May:
Nat:
Steve: Last to get to the kitchen goes in the hole?
Rhodey: They're all crazy
Clint: Are you only realizing that now?
Rhodey: Where were you?
Clint:
Clint: Nowhere
Rhodey: Fine, don't tell me
Rhodey: I'll catch you all out someday...
Tony: In your dreams...
Rhodey: 🙄
Tony: 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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