Prank Dates

Tony: NAT HELP ME

Nat: What?

Tony: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Nat: How?

Tony: There's something in my closet

Tony: I thought it was Pietro but he's on a date with the witch and the healer

Peter: Pietro's on a date with Y/N?!?!?!

Merlin: AND MORGANA?!?!?!

Merlin: ARTHYRRRRRRRR

Arthur: What

Tony: DONT HIGHJACK ME

Tony: I mean, Peter, you're okay

Tony: THE REST OF YOU OUT

Loki: This is marvelous already

Steve: Don't you know any other adjectives?

Nat: Tony, ignore them and go on

Tony: The sink exploded in my face

Tony: Or, well, the water did

Tony: Also, the clock won't shut up

Steve: Is he on something?

Tony: No

May: Maybe

Peter: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DATE WITH HAPPY

Wanda: Happy is code for Tony

Peter: WHAT I WAS JUST STARTING TO GET USED TO THAT HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

Y/N: Calm down, Peter, Wanda is kidding

Wanda: No, I'm not

Y/N: Yes, she is

Y/N: I put shrooms in Tony's pasta, I thought it'd be funny

Morgana: I spelled the clocks to be loud

Pietro: And I'd like to say I was responsible for the sink, but I just dug a hole in the garden

Peter: Oh, so this was a prank date, thank God

Peter: Can I join?

Morgana: Yes

Pietro: Of course

Y/N: You will be more than welcome

Peter: Awesome, what are we doing next?

Merlin: Can we join you, too?

Morgana: No

Pietro: If she says no, I do too

Arthur: TREASON

Merlin: But if Y/N says yes, Peter will agree with her, and Morgana always does what Peter wants

Arthur: Y/N, please? I'll gift you a castle

Peter: NOAT A CASTLE

Arthur: Right, an island then

Tony: If you're giving her an island, I'm going to give her the base

Steve: Tony, you can't give away the base

Steve: Though if you did, I think Y/N would be perfectly capable of keeping it

Pietro: Nice save 👌

Tony: Why not Steveeeee she already lives thereeee

Nat: Tony really is high, writing like that

Rhodey: Is that really the most important thing, when people are out here giving away islands and castles?

Peter: Don't kill our buzz just because you're not getting any

Tony: He really isn't getting any, since he started hanging with the Meanie

Wanda: Oh God, MORE TEA

Pietro: Where's Clint, he needs to see this

Peter: I meant he's not getting ANYTHING

Peter: NOT THAT

Tony: Too late, kid

Arthur: Merlin, where's my sword?

Rhodey: Is he going to kill someone????

Peter: I don't know...

Tony: That's disturbing

Rhodey: Finally you're talking some sense

Merlin: Morgana had...oh shit

Steve: He's learning poorly from us

Tony: Maybe, but at least you no longer say language every time, you're growing up

May: I did the sink

Peter: WHAT

Y/N: Wow

Pietro: I really really did not see that coming

Morgana: NEITHER DID I

Tony: Why?

May: I wanted you to take off your shirt

Peter: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Tony: You could have asked...

Tony: Although I do like it better this way 😎

Peter: NO NO SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE

Merlin: They're making out...

Morgana: SHUT UP MERLIN

Merlin: This is what you get for betraying me

Morgana: I'LL DO FAR WORSE

Merlin: Ooooohhhhh I'm so scar-

Merlin: DSWYDT DSTDRYW HJJGIOGRR

Arthur: Merlin?

Arthur:

Arthur: Is he alive?

Y/N: For now

Morgana: But he's staying in the hole

Y/N: If you try to take him out, you're going in too

Arthur:

Arthur: I won't

Arthur: But have you forgotten he has magic?

Wanda: That won't be a problem

Arthur:

Arthur: Wow

Pietro: Yeah, the three of you scare me

Arthur: I like it

Wanda: Thank you

Wanda: Want to get dinner?

Arthur: Yes

Merlin: ARTHYR DON'T LEAVE ME HERE

Arthur: Sorry, Merlin, we have pranks to plan

Morgana: Stay out of it

Arthur: Yes

Peter: Last to get to the river gets nothing

Wanda:

Wanda: RUN PIETRO RUN

Arthur: Not fair, THEY'RE ALREADY AT THE RIVER

Morgana: Just run, they're kidding

Morgana: We're a team

Arthur: Oh right then

Arthur: Great

Tony: Is this a new inner circle?

May: Maybe

Nat: Yes

Tony: Should we be worried?

Steve: Would you be worried if it rained?

Tony: How is that the same?

May: They'd do this no matter what we did

Steve: We might as well enjoy it

Tony: In that case, I have some leftovers of the pasta Y/N spiked

May:

Nat:

Steve: Last to get to the kitchen goes in the hole?

Rhodey: They're all crazy

Clint: Are you only realizing that now?

Rhodey: Where were you?

Clint:

Clint: Nowhere

Rhodey: Fine, don't tell me

Rhodey: I'll catch you all out someday...

Tony: In your dreams...

Rhodey: 🙄

Tony: 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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