Summary: You are the newest addition to the Avengers so you decide to fool around a bit and give everyone nicknames. Contains swearing.

You have added Tony, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Thor, Sam, Peter, Bruce, Scott, T'Challa, Shuri, Wanda, Natasha, and Vision to the group.

You: Hey you guysssss!!!

Steve: Hello Y/N 😊

You: Awwww Stevie replied first. What a gentleman. 😁

Steve: Why thank you.

Tony: Hey kiddo. Btw, please tell me you added our Peter, not that other guy. And did you just call Steve Stevie?

Peter: Don't worry Mr.Stark, it's me. Is that a Goonies reference Y/N?

Tony: Thank goodness.

You: No, it's from E.T. Obviously it's from Goonies Peter. And yes I did Tony.

Bucky: Hey doll.

Clint: Hey kid.

Sam: Sup Y/N.

Scott: Heyo kiddo.

Shuri: Ayeeee Y/N! 😆

Wanda: Hi Y/N. 😊

Natasha: Hey hun.

Vision: Hello Y/N.

Bruce: Hey Y/N.

T'Challa: Good afternoon Y/N.

Thor: GREETINGS LADY Y/N!!!

Tony: Okay kid, we're all here so what do you need? And watch the caps Thor.

You: I just wanted to say hi. Hello everyone! And can y'all stop calling me kid? I'm 20!

Thor: YOU WISH FOR ME TO WATCH CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS?

You: Tony meant lowercase your letters Thor.

Thor: Like this Lady Y/N?

You: Yup. Good job Thor. 😊

Thor: Thank you my lady.

Tony: You haven't answered my question fully Y/N.

Natasha: Tony, be nice.

You: I want to give you all nicknames. ☺

Tony: Oh no.

You have changed Tony's name to Tin Man

Tin Man: Jesus christ.

Sam: ha!

You have changed Sam's name to Tweetie Bird

Tin Man: ha back!

Tweetie Bird: What the hell Y/N.

You have changed Steve's name to Cap'n Crunch

Cap'n Crunch: Really Y/N?

You changed Bucky's name to Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz Lightyear: Who the hell is Buzz Lightyear?

You: It's from Toy Story.

Buzz Lightyear: I just searched it up. Not funny Y/N.

You changed Clint's name to Princess Merida

Princess Merida: I ain't mad. Honestly would've preferred Legolas.

You changed Thor's name to He-Man

He-Man: Who is this He Man? I am Thor, son of Odin!

Shuri: 😂😂😂

You changed Peter's name to Aragog

Aragog: Isn't that Hagrid's giant spider friend from Harry Potter? But doesn't he die though?

You: cough cough.

You changed Bruce's name to Shrek

Shrek: Oh my god Y/N. Please stop.

You changed Scott's name to Flik.

Flik: Gosh, I haven't seen Bug's Life in a while. With my daughter I mean!

You changed T'Challa's name to Simba

Simba: Y/N why are you doing this?

Shuri: This is getting good! 😂 You better give me a good one Y/N.

You changed Shuri's name to Hermione

Hermione: Yessssss 😎

You changed Wanda's name to Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood: Ooooh I love her 😍

You changed Natasha's name to Black Mamba aka The Bride

Black Mamba aka The Bride: Not bad.

You changed Vision's name to C3PO

C3PO: Should I be insulted?

You changed your name to God

Hermione: 😂😂😂😂

Luna Lovegood: Good one Y/N 😂

Hermione: I am totally going to screenshot this entire convo.

Simba: Shuriiii

You added Nick Fury to the group.

You changed Nick's name to One-Eyed-Willy

One-Eyed-Willy: Motherfucker

One-Eyed-Willy has left the group

Tweetie Bird: You are so cruel.

Loki has added himself to the group

Loki: Ha mortals! I have caught you in your silly game of names.

You changed Loki's name to Stupid Goat

Tin Man: I must say, I'm not mad anymore.

Stupid Goat: Agghhh! Change it back Y/N.

You: Who you calling Y/N? I am God.

Stupid Goat: My dear, you will pay for this.

You: No, you will pay by buying me fries.

Stupid Goat: ..........fine.

Stupid Goat has left the group

You: Yay!

Tin Man: Why did he call you dear? And why is he buying you fries? Y/N!!!

Cap'n Crunch: Y/N, care to tell us what's going on?

Buzz Lightyear: Steve, relax.

Hermione: 👀👀👀

Luna Lovegood: I already know. 😏

Tweetie Bird: Ooooooh! But seriously though, greased lightning over me?

Princess Merida: Goodness, kid, out of all the different people.

Black Mamba aka The Bride: You go ahead Y/N. I'll hold them off.

You: gtg! Bye!

You have left the group

Aragog: *screams in happiness.* My ship has sailed!!!