- Avengers Group Chat, 10:36 AM -

Stevie: Rise and Shine, everyone!

Y/N: NO

Wanda: you're lying next to him why are you texting when you could just hit him with your Kindle

Stark: so violent so early in the morning...

Stevie: IT'S NOT EARLY!

Y/N: I love my Kindle too much...

Y/N:

Y/N: I mean I love Steve too much

Wanda: hahahahaha

Stevie: you're one to talk you hit Bucky with Breaking Dawn once

Wanda: I hate Breaking Dawn

Nat: How does Steve know what Breaking Dawn is?

Stevie: From hearing Y/N talk about how much she hates it

Y/N: I do

Y/N: about as much as I love you 💙

Quicksliver: Aw 💘

Stark: THE FEELS

Wanda: Must be a lot then

Sam: is no one going to talk about the elephant in the room

Stark: what

Wanda: what

Bucky(t): what

Bucky(t): oh

Bucky(t): NO

Sam: I meant that Steve and Y/N a

Stark: what happened to him

Wanda: Barnes

Quicksliver: how do you know

Quicksliver: was he

Wanda: think carefully before you speak

Stark: or *type

Quicksliver:

Quicksliver:

Quicksliver: I should go

Stark: eggs with a side of threats

Stark: perfect

Clint: how are you all already in trouble

Y/N: we're not

Y/N: ARE YOU, CLINT

Clint: don't try reverse psychology on me

Stark: did you take that in college

Clint:

Clint: no

Stevie: GUYS

Stevie: Today's Eat What You Want Day!

Nat: is that why you woke us up so early

Stevie: IT'S NOT EARLY

Y/N: his hands are shaking

Y/N: if you guys keep saying it's early, his brain will explode

Bucky(t): ALL OF YOU SHUT UP

Stark: Language?

Wanda: Your attempt to take over Steve's compromised leadership role has been noted

Quicksliver: and also ignored 😉

Wanda: 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Quicksliver: 😆😆😆😆😆

Y/N: I love you guys

Bucky(t): #bestsiblingsever

Quicksliver:

Quicksliver: that was weird, bye

Stark: true

Stark: Cap, why is it so important that today is Eat What You Want Day

Wanda: Thank you Stark

Bucky(t): you probably just made his day

Stevie: I thought we could go out together

Y/N: it'll be hard to find a place that has something every one of us wants

Wanda: THEN WE GO SHOPPING!!!!

Clint: NO

Clint: and why are you shouting

Bucky(t): she's just excited leave her alone

Y/N: OTP

Stevie: OTP

Stark: ugh, the four of you are so sickening

Stark: why don't you all just date each other already

Y/N:

Stevie:

Wanda:

Bucky(t):

Sam: How do you know they're not?

Stark: what

Sam: what

Stark: what

Bucky(t): WHAT

Wanda: well

Wanda: I'd tell someone to run but I don't know where he's going

Quicksliver: WHAT'S HE DOING IN YOUR ROOM

Stark: Fondueing

Nat: What Steve was doing in Y/N's

Quicksliver: EW, BYE.

Sam: you already left once

Quicksliver:

Quicksliver: i hate you

Wanda: whatever, you guys are boring

Wanda: We're going shopping

Clint: NOOOO

Bucky(t): WHO'S WE

Wanda:

Wanda:

Wanda: No one

Bucky(t):

Bucky(t):

Bucky(t): DON'T YOU DARE GO WITHOUT ME

Clint: YOU ARE NOT GOING SHOPPING COME BACK HERE

Y/N: NOOOO

Wanda: NOOOOO

Stevie: No

Bucky(t): TRAITORS!

Stark: I sense the earth splitting...

Stark: BUT NO

Clint: NAT HELP ME

Nat: sorry

Nat: I'm busy

Thor: she's not, she's in the bath

Clint:

Clint:

Clint: ...how do you know that

Thor: I uh

Thor: I don't

Thor:

Thor: I think I'm going shopping too

Thor: Yes I am

Clint: NO ONE IS GOING SHOPPING

Nat: Too late

Nat: They're already gone

Clint: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO KILL ME

Stark: what does it feel like to be Steve

Sam: is no one going to ask how Thor knew Natasha was in the bath

Sam: or why she hasn't killed him for that comment

Nat: how do you know I haven't

Sam:

Sam:

Sam: good point

Stark: excellent distraction technique

Stevie: no longer so excellent now that you mentioned that

Stark: FIGHT ME

Clint: NO

Clint: IF ANY OF YOU FIGHT I'M MOVING TO THE FARM

Clint: FOREVER

Clint: GUEQHV WRWJHEEB WTTESGEHCS

Nat: I should probably go check on him

Nat: Come back soon, and no fighting please

Stark: #parentingdoneright

Wanda: #momisback

Stevie: can we not talk in hashtags please

Stark: #fighm

Wanda: #no

Stevie: oh god

Y/N: Come on Stevie, let's go check the chocolate section

Quicksliver: chocolat

Quicksliver: oh

Quicksliver: #ew

credit to sparkly imagines