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Stark: So, we are here united

Wanda: *we are united here

Stark: don't interrupt your father please

Wanda: You're not my father

Stark:

Stark: whatever

Stark: We are here united

Stark: To Discuss a Very Important Matter

Nat: A Very Very Important Matter

Quicksliver: So Important It Requires Capital Letters in the Middle of a Sentence

Y/N: Which are most likely driving Wanda crazy

Lang: I told you she was a Virgo

Y/N: She was born on February 10

Lang: Ahhhh an Aquarian

Lang: There's still the ascendant and the planets though

Lang: We should do everyone's charts

Y/N: That sounds fun!

Steve: If Y/N wants to do it then I do too

Thor: As do I

Y/N: I love you guys 💙

Wanda: They're quite adorable

Stark: WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME

Stark: WE ARE UNITED

Banner: Uh guys

Banner: I think Stark is freaking out

Nat: Let the Man speak

Nat: Before he blows out the tower

Steve: Go on Stark

Y/N: We're listening

Stark:

Stark:

Stark: We are here united to the discuss the very important matter

Clint: Of...?

Stark: Who's more deserving of Wanda's affections

Nat: Oh no

Stark: Barnes or Vision

Steve: I don't think that's a good idea

Y/N: Yeah me neither actually

Quicksliver: I definitely like this idea

Quicksliver: Although I think neither of them are worthy

Wanda: neither of them *is worthy

Nat: Never change, Wandy

Wanda: 😊

Y/N: PIETRO DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD

Y/N: YOU'LL TRIGGER A LIGHTNING STORM

Y/N: I MEAN, YOU'LL TRIGGER THOR

Y/N: I'LL KIDNAP YOUR SHOELACES AND CUT UP YOUR BEDSHEETS

Quicksliver: So long as it gets you in my bed

Stark:

Stark:

Stark:

Stark: NOOOOOO

Stark: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DAUGHTER

Y/N: I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER

Y/N: AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR BED

Sam: That escalated quickly

Bucky: Guys, Steve just ran out of the training room

Bucky: And I think

Bucky: I think he has Thor's hammer ?

Thor: IMPOSDIBLW

Nat: What have you done Barnes

Y/N: don't worry, Thorzy, it's a knockoff

Y/N: I can lift it too

Clint: as always, they're all fighting.

Clint: and I must be the source of sanity

Clint: although I wish I was fighting too

Lang: I'll be the source of sanity, you can go

Sam: you've been here five hours kid

Sam: you can't deal with this lot yet

Sam: hell

Sam: I can't deal with this lot and I've been here a lot longer than that

Vision: Can we get back to the topic at hand?

Stark: What was it again?

Stark: I lost it all trying to slow down Pietro

Steve: Don't worry, I have him

Wanda: I know he sometimes deserves it, but please don't kill my brother

Steve: I won't

Steve: I'm just locking him up in Loki's old cage, teaching him a lesson

Thor: In two hours he will have learned

Vision: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT WHO'S WORTHY OF WANDA

Steve: That's still a terrible idea

Stark: There's no such thing as a terrible idea...

Y/N: that's totally wrong

Y/N: most of your ideas are bad, da

Y/N: I mean Tony

Sam: was that a slip

Y/N:

Y/N:

Y/N: no

Y/N: I just dropped my phone getting down the stairs to

Y/N: um nothing.

Y/N: go on please, I'm curious to find out who you guys think is good enough for Wanda

Y/N: you'll probably be wrong but it's always worth a shot

Steve: I'm with Bucky

Sam: No surprise there

Stark: I suppose I should be with my son

Stark: But Barnes does have more life experience

Bucky: #baddadtony

Stark: HEY

Stark: I'M ON YOUR SIDE YOU IDIOT

Thor: I think Vision's crying

Y/N: You should probably go home to Asgard Thor

Y/N: I'm scared this could end in Mjolnir being...misappropriated

Thor:

Thor:

Thor: I'll see you all soon

Thor: Duty...duty calls

Wanda: That was so easy

Nat: You are incredible

Stark: Vision can't cry, he's an Android

Banner: #VERYBADDADTONY

Quicksliver: Maybe he's crying because he wanted to be an Apple

Y/N: Oh my God that's horrible

Y/N: Why did you leave his phone in there with him, STEVE???

Steve: I

Steve: I didn't realize he had it on him

Y/N: DUH

Y/N: Don't worry, I got it

Y/N: I'm already down here anyway...

Stark: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE

Banner: #WORSTDADEVERTONY

Stark: FIGHT ME BANNER

Sam: #OHSHIT

Bucky: Guys

Bucky: I think we should evacuate the tower

Nat: Good idea

Wanda: oh yes please

Nat: It's better if we end this here

Wanda: So I don't have to tell you I have a girlfriend

Stark: WHAt

Quicksliver: WHO

Steve: SINCE WHEN

Wanda: Do you want to tell them, Y/N?

Y/N: You can tell them Wandy, I'm down here playing with your brother

Steve: TELL US WHAT

Stark: They've just told us

Steve: NO THEY HAVEN'T

Stark: Honestly 🙄

Steve: AND WHAT DO YOU MWAN YOURE PLSYING WITH PIETRO

Steve: ARE YOU

Steve: ARE YOU FONDUEIMG

Steve: IM GOING DOWN THERE

Stark: I approve

Stark: Although Cap knows nothing

Y/N: You know nothing, Jon Snow 😈

Wanda: You know nothing, Jon Snow 😈

Thor: You know nothing, America's Captain 🇬🇧

Nat: ahhh wah wah wah

Y/N: Uh Thorzy

Y/N: That's not the American flag

Nat: I'M DEAD

Thor:

Thor:

Thor:

Thor: I HAVE GOTTEN IT

Maria Hill: Hi, I'm sorry to barge in, but I think we have a problem

Nat: What is it?

Maria Hill: Turn on the news

Nat:

Nat: Oh God

Clint: Please tell me Thor hasn't stolen the American flag from the White House

Clint: HOW DID HE EVEN END UP THERE

Clint: I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO ASGARD

Y/N: Maybe he took a shortcut?

Clint: WEBFZ XWTEUCT NFEWIEEKATH. WYSYHDUJDEHODW

Y/N: Don't worry, I'll go get it back

Wanda: I'll go with her

Steve: NO FONDUEING IN THE JET

Quicksliver: please don't I have nightmares enough

Nat: And I'll help Clint

Vision:

Vision: Barnes?

Bucky:

Bucky: Yes?

Vision: Should we go watch The Notebook?

Vision: And drown our sorrows?

Bucky:

Bucky:

Bucky: Yes

Bucky: But you make the popcorn, the microwave doesn't like me...