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Warnings- Mentions of sugar daddies and a slight reference to sex

Steve has created a chat

Steve has added Y/N, Tony, Bruce, Natasha, Thor, Clint, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Peter and Scott

Tony: Since when did you learn how to make group chats?

Natasha: Grandad's learning

Steve: Come on guys I'm not THAT old

Sam: He's right

Sam: Bucket is

Bucky: At least say my name right

Bucky: why do you always have to bring me in what did I ever do to you

Bucky: Actually don't answer that

Y/N: Aw Sam leave him alone he doesn't look old

Clint: he was literally born a century ago

Y/N: AND HE WAS ASLEEP FOR MOST OF IT

Natasha: I know he's got the body of like a 35 year old or whatever

Natasha: but he's actually 101

Tony: If he gets a girlfriend around like 35 would be considered a Sugar Daddy seeing as he's actually 101?

Y/N: tony what the actual fuck

Steve: Y/N please avoid using such profanities and TONY do not talk about such things when there is a child present

Peter: Not this again 🙄

Y/N: THOR'S LIKE 1500 AND HE WAS WITH JANE YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM BEING A SUGAR DADDY WHY BUCKY?

Thor: What may I ask is a 'Sugar Daddy'?

Scott: Please don't

Bruce: The Grandmaster to Loki

Thor: Really good but weird friends?

Bruce: Oh good lord

Bucky: But what is a sugar daddy?

Clint: How does Steve know what a sugar daddy is and Bucky doesn't?

Steve: We've been living with Tony for the past 6 years how wouldn't have I known?

Sam: Dodgy you stupid

Y/N: He literally asked a question and you're calling him stupid, OBVIOUSLY he wouldn't know what a sugar daddy is

Y/N: ALSO DODGY SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE BUCKY

Peter: PUT SOME RESPECK ON HIS NAME

Y/N: You're stupid if you think Dodgy sounds like Bucky

Scott: shishtar snapped

Sam: IT'S AN UGLY NAME WHY SHOULD I USE IT EVEN DODGY SOUNDS BETTER

Y/N: ISN'T YOUR MIDDLE NAME THOMAS?

Steve: wait what

Bucky: So you think you can make fun of MY name when your name is Samuel THOMAS Wilson

Natasha: Actually Thomas isn't a bad name it's Sam himself who makes it ugly

Sam: You really had to do me dirty like that Y/N

Sam: time to turn the tables back on you

Sam: Y/N, why are you getting SO defensive over Bucky?

Bucky: Leave her alone

Y/N: Because we're friends it's not like you'll understand that Thomas

Wanda: Just friends?

Tony: Sounds like you have a bit of a crush Y/N

Y/N: SHUT UP NO I DON'T

Clint: Aww she's blushing

Natasha: Are you seriously trying to lie to a bunch of Agents and ex - spies who's jobs were to suss out liars?

Wanda: Y/N just stop, I can literally read your mind

Scott: Don't worry Y/N, your secret is safe with us

Y/N: IT'S NOT REALLY A SECRET IF HE KNOWS

Tony: She admitted to her feelings how adorable

Bruce: But what about Bucky, how does he feel?

Vision: The tension levels in this chat are currently very high

Bucky: Y/N, do you really have a crush on me?

Sam: She literally said it

Bucky: shut up pigeon I want to hear it from her

Y/N: this is so embarrasing

Y/N: ....yes

Steve: (he feels the same way!)

Bucky: Steve you punk

Steve: wait can everyone see that TONY YOU SAID BRACKETS MEANT WHISPER

Tony: Don't you understand sarcasm?

Bucky: Doll, Steve wasn't lying, you're adorable, especially for sticking up for me

Y/N: I won't stop sticking up for you Buck

Natasha: I knew they were going to get together one day

Thor: Lady Y/N, Sir Barnes! You will create beautiful children together!

Sam: Give it a few hours and you'll hear them creating babies together

Steve: I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T THAT HARD

Y/N: So Sam, what have you gained and what have I lost?

Y/N: Oh wait, I'm the one who gained and you're the one who lost

Y/N: You should have left Bucky alone when you had the chance 🤷‍♀️

Bucky: That's my girl!

Tony: So....

Tony: Is Y/N a sugar baby now?

Bucky: Suit up

Tony: what?

Bucky: Y/N's currently fuming and if you want to survive suit up

Vision: For your own sakes, I have analyzed Y/N's mood, I strongly advise for all of you to stay out of Y/N's way

Bruce: She's worse than me when the greens out when she's angry

Tony: oh shit no please I'm sorry Y/N

Tony: you and robocop look great together

Tony: i mean Bucky

Tony: please don't hurt me

Peter: Y/N'S LITERALLY GONE RED SORRY MR STARK I WANT TO SURVIVE SO I CAN'T HELP YOU

Tony: PLEASE C'MON KID IS ANYONE SAVING ME?

Thor: Don't worry Brother Stark, we will all be present for your funeral

Y/N: You should have left him alone when you had the chance

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