Tony has created a chat

Tony has added Steve, Clint, Thor, Natasha, Wanda, Vision, Bucky and Sam

Tony: He's done it again

Steve: Who's done what again?

Tony: Bruce. He just wandered off without a message

Natasha: Tony, sweetie, you do realise Bruce isn't your child, he's a big man he can look after himself, he doesn't need to tell you every move he makes.

Tony: but

Tony: science bro :((((

Clint: If it means that much to you why don't you just track him?

Tony: HE TURNED ALL TRACKING OFF

Clint: WAIT WHAT

Thor: WHAT IS BROTHER BRUCE HIDING?

Steve: Guys, let's not make any wild assumptions he is our teammate, we should trust him

Sam: Bucky's my team yet I don't trust his smelly ass

Bucky: who tf said I trusted you, you glamorised pigeon

Clint: BRUCE COULD BE HIDING SOMETHING INSANE HERE AND YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ARGUING?

Steve: Lay off Bruce, Tony have you even asked Bruce about his whereabouts?

Tony: well

Natasha: I'll take that as a no

Vision: Mr Rogers, if we think about this logically, there would be a 7% chance of Mr Banner replying with an honest answer. Considering all the probabilites and outcomes, I highly doubt Mr Stark asking Bruce about his whereabouts would make much of a difference.

Tony: yEAH STEVE DO THE MATHS

Wanda: Vis, what did we speak about names?

Vision: Sorry Wanda

Bucky: I KNOW WHY HE'S HIDING

Bucky: HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE THE WAX FOR MY METAL ARM AND HE KNOWS THAT WHEN I FOUND OUT I'M GOING TO KILL HIM

Vision: I am afraid to break it to you James, it is not Bruce who has been stealing your arm wax, it is infact Sam.

Sam: SHIT

Bucky: Be careful Wilson, your days are numbered

Sam: I SWEAR WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LISTED AS "FOR SPARES OR NOT WORKING" ON EBAY

Sam: I hope you're ready for a short circuit

Vision: Oh please, I'm the one with the infinity stone, all you have are plastic wings

Bucky: #TEAMVISION SLAY KING

Sam: UM you can't do shit, all you got is a metal arm, I'm coming for you

Vision: Harm Mr Barnes and I will be "coming @ you"

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Natasha: This is odd

Natasha: His files basically no information about him

Clint: There's only one thing for it

Clint: We're going to have to spy on him

Natasha: Clint how tf are we going to spy on him if we don't know where he is?

Natasha: Dumbass

Clint: SHUT UP I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT BIT THROUGH YET

Steve: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOING TO SPY ON YOUR FRIEND AND TEAMMATE?

Clint: yh

Tony: yh

Natasha: yh

Tony: yh

Wanda: yh

Thor: YES

Natasha: Thor, maybe not you honey

Tony: Yeah we need to be discreet, maybe next time love

Thor: :(((((

Wanda: I'll buy you pop tarts on the way back!

Thor: :)))))

Natasha: And a metal suit is so discreet

Tony: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND I WAS THE ONE MOST CONCERNED

Steve: I AM TAKING NO PART IN THIS

Steve: But as I am the captain, it would be a good idea to report the information back to me

Clint: so he wants the tea without getting his hands dirty

Thor: WHAT TEA?

Wanda: Thinking about this logically, the best people to go are Natasha, Clint, and I. Too many of us will draw too much attention and he'll realise that too many eyes are watching him.

Tony: Vision has rubbed off on you too much

Tony: I don't like it

Natasha: He hasn't gone for too long so we might be able to catch up with him

Natasha: We'll all split up

Natasha: CLINT WE SAID DISCREET A PINK "I ❤ ARCHERY" TSHIRT IS NOT DISCREET

Clint: FINE!

Tony: Why on earth do you have that?

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Vision: Why is Tony crying in the lab playing with his Hulk and Iron Man action figures?

Steve: Oh fgs I'm coming

Clint: Has anyone spotted him?

Natasha: Nope

Wanda: YEP

Wanda: HE'S ENTERED A CAFE

Steve: SEE I TOLD YOU NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HE'S JUST GETTING A SNACK

Wanda: I'm going in

Natasha: What's he doing?

Wanda: WHY HAS HE ORDERED TWO COFFEES?

Steve: Maybe he's extra thirsty?

Clint: If you don't shut up with the excuse you ain't getting any tea

Clint: DO YOU GET IT? TEA COS HE'S IN A CAFE

Tony: Please will you shut up

Tony: Wanda, carry on sweetie

Wanda: No way!

Wanda: A WOMAN CAME DOWN AND SAT WITH HIM

Thor: IS SHE AN ENEMY MUST WE MAKE HASTE?

Wanda: No no

Tony: GIVE ME YOUR WHEREABOUTS SHE MIGHT BE TRYING INFLITRATE HIS MIND

Wanda: IT'S OK I'M THE TELEKENTIC ONE

Steve: DO WE NEED TO SUIT UP?

Natasha: Wanda, Clint and I are outside the cafe just in case you need back up

Clint: OMG

Thor: WHAT IS IT BROTHER CLINTON ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

Clint: FONDUING

Steve: WHAT SINCE WHEN DID BRUCE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Tony: Why didn't he tell me :(((

Natasha: WAIT HE HAS A RING ON HIS LEFT HAND

Clint: HE'S MARRIED AND WE NEVER KNEW

Steve: He must have told Fury to remove it off his file

Tony: but he never told me I wouldn't have done anything :(

Tony: science bro doesn't trust me :'''(

Natasha: WAIT HOLD UP THE GIRL IS Y/N, THAT SHIELD AGENT WHO'S OFTEN WITH FURY

Steve: WHAT Y/N AND BANNER ARE MARRIED YOU'RE LYING

Thor: That's it?

Thor: I already knew that

Natasha: Since when?

Steve: WHY?

Clint: AND YOU NEVER TOLD US

Tony: WHAT HE TOLD YOU AND NOT ME?

Thor: The Black Widow, I have knew about his marriage since the night we were all having Asgardian alcohol

Thor: Captain of the land of America, to put it simply, it is because I am worthy of this information and you are all not

Thor: Brother Clinton, you never asked

Thor: Sir Tony, it is your fault for not being worthy of this information

Steve: ALRIGHT I'M JUST ADDING THEM TO THE CHAT

Steve has added Bruce to the chat

Steve has added Y/N to the chat

Tony: Bruce, honey, I'm not angry but WHY didn't you tell me you and Y/N were married? :(

Bruce: Lol you never asked

Tony: AND THOR DID?

Bruce: yeah

Clint: SO WE WERE JUST MEANT TO SAY "HEY BRUCE ARE YOU MARRIED?"

Bruce: yeah

Natasha: Oh fgs

Y/N: I didn't even know you guys didn't know

Y/N: STEVE SAW US HOLDING HANDS AND HUGGING

Tony: STEVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT KNOW

Steve: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT MEANT ANYTHING?

Clint: YOU JUST DO

Bruce: Fury told me for safety reasons to remove it off the file

Bruce: ALSO TONY I DON'T TRUST YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRACKS US AND HAS BEEN SPYING ON ME

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Wanda has added Bucky and Sam

Steve: WHILST WE'RE HERE, IS ANYONE HERE SECRETLY MARRIED?

Wanda: I'm not married YET

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Vision: Thank God

Thor: No one is worthy

Clint: well you all know about me

Sam: Who on their right mind would marry Bucky?

Bucky: No one on their sane mind would marry you

Natasha: How are all the boring people married/ engaged and the good ones not?

Bucky: As Thor said, "no one is worthy"

Sam: You're worthy of no one

Bucky: VISION

Sam: oh shit

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Steve: YOU ARE MEANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS

Clint: I'LL BRING THE POPCORN

Natasha: I'LL GET TONY TO BRING THE CAMERA

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Steve: I give up

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