Avengers| Baby goat

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Y/N has created a chatroom

Y/N has invited Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint

Y/N: Guys

Natasha: Hey

Tony: What's up?

Y/N: I may have done something crazy

Clint: Oh gosh

Steve: Like what?

Y/N: You guys will have to promise that you won't be mad at me

Tony: Just tell us, we promise

Natasha: Yeah

Steve: Wait, I do not promise. What have you done?

Clint: C'mon Cap

Y/N: Actually it doesn't matter what I did, it's already done. But I have a question

Tony: And what is your question?

Y/N: Where can I raise a baby goat that I impulsively bought?

Clint: What?

Steve: WHAT THE HELL (Y/N)?

Tony: Why the fact that you bought a goat don't surprise me?

Y/N: Everyone meet Martha

Natasha: YOU REALLY DID?

Clint: Sweet Jesus

Clint has added Wanda, Thor, Vision

Clint: Look what Y/N bought

Wanda: What the hell?

Vision: Another strange animal?

Y/N: It's not a strange animal, it's a goat

Thor: I remember when she came home with a chinchilla once

Vision: And the ferret

Y/N: What am I supposed to do? I love animals

Tony: You can have a cat or a dog but A GOAT?

Steve: Let's not forget when she "adopted" a snake

Natasha: I'll never forget this

Y/N: I still miss my snake

Bucky has joined the chat

Bucky: Heard that Y/N bought a goat, is that true?

Y/N: Yes it is :)

Tony: The real question is: what we gonna do with the goat?

Y/N: You guys won't do anything with Martha, she's my baby

Steve: She's a goat

Y/N: Still

Natasha: Okay, everyone calm down. We have to figure it out how we gonna take care of a goat

Clint: Wait...we?

Steve: WE are not going to take care of a goat. Y/N is the owner

Vision: I agree

Y/N: No problem for me

Bucky: Well, but there is for me. It's a goat. A GOAT. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE BUY BUT GOAT?

Wanda: Hey, calm down

Bruce has joined the chat

Bruce: Y/N my dear, what the hell is wrong with you?

Y/N: Nothing is wrong with me

Bruce: A GOAT Y/N. A FUCKING GOAT

Vision: Mr. Banner please don't be angry, we already have a goat, we don't need the Hulk right now

Steve: WE don't have a goat. Y/N has

Tony: Y/N princess can you just come home already? I'm afraid that you can buy another animal like this

Y/N: Speaking of buy another animal...

Bucky: Oh no

Tony: WHAT? YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE?

Y/N: You said that I could have a dog, so...

Thor: I like dogs

Tony: Well, if it is just a dog then it's fine, the goat tho...

Y/N: I was driving when I saw the dog, he's was so sad and lonely, I had to take him

Y/N: Meet Irving

Clint: WTF Y/N?

Steve: THIS IS NOT A DOG Y/N

Bruce: THIS IS A FUCKING COYOTE, THEY ARE DANGEROUS

Natasha: I give up on you

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Tony: GET RID OF THIS NOW

Y/N: No, I won't, this animal needs me

Bruce: THIS ANIMAL IS A COYOTE, HE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

Y/N: No, he won't

Bucky: Choose, or the goat or the coyote

Steve: Choose? WTF? SHE WON'T HAVE A COYOTE

Clint: Cap's right

Vision: Y/N, please, leave the coyote behind, it's a very dangerous creature

Y/N: I don't want to :(((((((((((((((((((((((

Tony: PLEASE Y/N

Y/N: I hate you guys

Thor: On the other hand, you still have the goat

Tony: We'll mind that later, now get rid of the coyote

Tony: Jesus, I need some air

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Steve: Again, WE won't mind anything, Y/N will

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Wanda: Sometimes I doubt if you're really sane

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Y/N: You guys will love Martha

Y/N: Look how happy she is :)

Thor: She's cute

Vision: She really is

Y/N: :')

Bruce: I hate all of you

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Y/N: She will be an Avenger now like us

Bucky: Now I see

Y/N: What?

Bucky: You're definitely crazy

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Vision: Really Y/N?

Y/N: What? that vigilant guy has a cow, why can't we have a goat?

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Y/N: What?

Thor: I liked the idea Lady Y/N

Y/N: At least I have your supporte

Thor: :)

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