Miko: Gryffindor

Lloyd: Gryffindor

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Miko: Quick hide!!

Lloyd: What? Okay!

After hiding

Lloyd: Why are we hiding?

Miko: Snape is looking for me

Lloyd: Why?

Miko: All I said was. Sir, did you run out of bacon grease cause your hair is looking very luscious today

Lloyd: And he got mad?

Miko: I don't know why it was a compliment

Lloyd: *shrugs*

Miko: Then he called me stupid, and I said, "No sir, my name is actually Lily."

Lloyd: But it's not

Miko: I know, I just wanted to see if it would sting

Lloyd: Wait, why am I hiding?

Miko: Oh, I just wanted to bring someone along for the ride. You were the first person I saw

Lloyd: What

Miko: If I'm going down, I'm taking someone with me

Lloyd: Oh my god

Miko: Isn't it great that we're friends but you can't cancel your membership. This is a lifelong subscription

Lloyd: Oh my god

Gift for Sass3105 because we all need a laugh, lol

This is a Hogwarts Ninjago x Hogwarts Transformers Au