Hello, welcome, have a seat, make yourselves comfortable. Or don't. I don't care. Up to you. There aren't any chairs in here anyway, it's just a computer screen, so nothing really exists. Except you on your end but I have no idea what you're place looks like -- I'm not a stalker! You might not own chairs. This might not even be your computer or your phone or whatever. Thief. I don't know.

And there's me because obviously if I didn't exist this weird piece of trash wouldn't be getting posted to wattpad would it? But unless you are a stalker you have absolutely no idea that I'm not even in a room with chairs since I'm in the laundry room at work and therefore should be standing and actually working but instead sitting on the floor waiting for the clock to run out -- but there's like three minutes left and we finished early, don't judge me! (Okay, I guess you know all that now...)

But other than that existence is a complete shame. Nothing is real and all this is just a figment of someone's imagination. Who's imagination? Yours? Mine? Who knows? Who cares. This is nonsense.

I had a spam book once upon a time but deleted it because it was taking up space. But spontaneously, I decided I'd put up another one because I don't want to annoy my friends anymore with random spam messages (I mean they say it's fine and I probably will still spam them but still). So...yeah...here we are!

So.

First on the spam agenda...

Sandstorm trivia!!!

✑ Dezzie dearest use to be cisgender (for, like, the first five chapters or so)

☞ She also use to be heterosexual! But then I realized she made a much more fabulous bisexual (she still prefers men though)

☞ Deserey can sing Carry on My Wayward Son in 17 different languages ( English, Spanish, Russian, Chinese, Swedish, Italian, Portuguese, Japanese, Turkish, French, Korean, Vietnamese, German, Tamil, Urdu, Marathi, and Telugu)

☞ Deserey has a bucket list of which "Running with a Speedster," "Meeting a Martian," and "fight evil twin" are all on

(Random update on existence vs non existence: I am now in a restaurant and therefore sitting in a chair)

☞ More of a spoiler but at some point Sandstorm will have its own original novel and comic book! (I'm teaching myself art just for that 🤭)

And uh...well that's all I got for right now. I might do a part two later. Right now I need to look at the menu so I can get food 😂😂

Tootles!