(Hylia has joined the group chat)

Hylia: where am I

Me: You, my dear goddess, are in a group chat 

Hylia: huh! who are you!

Me: My name does not concern you, dear goddess,  but I do need a favor from you ;)

Hylia: oh yeah, why should I agree!

Me: I have cheese stick-

Hylia: DEAL

Me: SUCCESS

Me: Anyway I need you to do this dare from @ourprecioussushi123, I've got a dare for... Hylia... Please can you flood, like, only half of Hyrule, and confuse everyone? But...try not to kill anyone please...

Hylia: WHAT! I can't do that

Me: then no cheese sticks~

Hylia: curse you, I'm in

Me: Love you too 

(Later...)

Me: ok Hylia do your part of the deal and do it

Hylia: but I want to eat more cheese sticks

Me: you'll get to eat them later!

Hylia: fine...*snaps*

(Link has joined the chat)

Link: ?!

(Zelda has joined the chat)

Zelda: ok what did you do this time. Links room is underwater

(Daruk has joined the chat)

Daruk: guys, death mountain is underwater

(Mipha has joined the chat)

Mipha: *underwater* I mean this is not a bad thing

(Asinine B!CTH has joined the chat)

Asinine B!CTH: why is my name like this!

Me: It was me. next time don't change the settings

(Urbosa has joined the chat)

Urbosa: why in the world is half of the castle covered in water.

Hylia: *starts crunching on cheese sticks*

Link: *starts reaching for the cheese sticks*

Hylia: *slaps his hand away*

Link: 🥺

Hylia: d@mnit *gives Link cheese sticks*

Link: :)

Zelda: anyway can someone deal with the water

Me: Hylia!

Hylia: fine but only if you give me Pichu for a day.

Me: sure

Hylia: *snaps*

Daruk: oh, all the water is gone

Me: anyway. SEND.ME.DARES

Hylia: who are you talking to?

Asinine B!CTH: he always does this

Hylia: oh

Me: Chow for now! 😊

Me: REVALI!

Asinine B!CTH: HA TAKE THAT