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Ravioli: someone. change. MY. NAME!

Urbosa: Lol nope.

Me: Hi my contenders that I love so much.

Ravioli: who are you?

Me: I... just... no... I... can't *sad noises*

Zelda: anyways, what are we doing today?

Me: I'm glad you asked. Today we will be doing some dares from @abbietung11, Link: Be isolated in a room with nothing but a light switch for one hourZelda: ride a unicornRevali: pretend daruk is invisibleDaruk: pretend revali is invisibleMipha: stay in goron city for 3 hoursUrbosa: play pranks on Revali for a dayLink: battle against all the knights at the castle including the royal guards and you have to win or else Revali will torture uEveryone: live with bokos for a day with Boko masks

Me: first up! *snaps*

Link: ?

Me: you have to stay in that one room for an hour. 

Link: ! 

Me: sorry

Me: Zelda you get you to ride a unicorn

Link: #Jelous 

Zelda: weeeeeeee. yeah this is great

Link: *resisting the urge to rip a hole in the wall*

Me: Ravioli and Daruk. do it

Daruk: man. I'm sure glad that Revali didn't show up he was a pain.

Ravioli: Daruk is soooo annoying I hope he doesn't come today.

Daruk: Ravioli smells like chicken butts

Ravioli: I DO NOT!

Ravioli: ...

Ravioli: oh wait

Me: you failed the challenge.

Daruk: I WIN!

Me: Mipha you have to be in goron city for 3 hours... sorry, not sorry

Mipha: *on fire* I've been through worse

Me: Urbosa, play pranks on Ravioli!

Urbosa: YES SIR!

Urbosa: *chucks 7 pies at Ravioli*

Ravioli: *dead inside*

Me: hey you wanna hear a funny story.

Ravioli: no

Me: so this time I was playing halo with my brothers and I would censor myself so I would say "you scared the absolute beans out of me" they started making jokes about the beans being spilled.

Ravioli: is this a dare

Me: Nope, just wanted to share something that nobody wanted to know.

Ravioli: ok then

Me: ok! Link, go fight knights. I know your gonna win anyways

Link: 🙌

(after a beatdown)

Me: yeah no there are not getting back up

Me: was it really necessary to do all those flashy moves?

Link: *middle finger*

Me: good point sir have a nice day.

Mipha: can I come back now?

Me: yup

Me: anyway's  let's live among the bokoblins

Link: *playing with young bokoblins*

Zelda: *inside the skull base*

Urbosa: *contemplated on why she is a part of this*

Daruk: *eating*

Ravioli: *off to the side polishing is bow*

Me: *trying to find the mystery of why monsters keep explosive barrels inside their camp*

Me: *shoots Ravioli's wing off*

Ravioli: *infernal screaming*

Me: oh, fly it off