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Link: ...

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Mipha: Might I ask what this is

Link: 🤷

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Daruk: what the...

(Revali has joined the chat)

Revali: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... where am I

Mipha: I was thinking the same thing

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Urbosa: ok, so I was drinking this weird liquid and it tasted weird

Urbosa: oh, what's this

Revali: why will you drink something without knowing what it is. I swear you people get weirder and weirder every day.

Link:  🤬🖕

Urbosa: yeah, shut up you overgrown chicken

Revali: I beg your pardon!?

(Zelda has joined the chat)

Zelda: wut

Urbosa: hi little bird.

Zelda: hi Urbosa. wut is this?

Urbosa: don't know

Me: you, my friends are in my torture chamb- *cough* I mean group chat and you are my victi- *coughs* I mean contendents.

Revali: who are you!

Me: oh, my names is Joe

Revali: Joe?

Me: Joe mama! hahahahahahahahaha- *coughs*

Link: -_-

Mipha: Link are you ok?

Link:👍

Me: Anyway that concludes the chapter of group chat

Daruk: who are you talking to?

Me: the readers, but of course!

Revali: dude, are you high?

Me: anyway I'll be making these people do dares

Urbosa: what is he talking about?

Me: But I won't do it if there is any! so put your dares in the comments down below.

Mipha: *looks down* there's nothing there.

Me: and with that toodles!

Zelda: what is going on?

Link: 🤦