Me: okay are you ready

???: *nods*

Me: Alright time to turn off the lights and call everyone

Me: hmmm... what to say... I know!

Me: *clears through* Cia is the best waifu!!! *starts throwing up*

(Link has joined the chat)

Link: >:(

(Zelda: has joined the chat)

Zelda: get that b!cth away from Link

(Daruk has joined the chat)

Daruk: oh hell no!

(Urbosa has joined the chat)

Urbosa: *draws weapons*

(Mipha has joined the chat)

Mipha: can you not scream at 3:30 A.M. !!!

(Revali has joined the chat)

Revali: caw caw motherf*cker

Me: ah you guys have come let me introduce you to this guy

Kirby: POYO!!

Link: 😯

Link: *starts hugging kirby*

Daruk: Little guy you good

Link: *starts jumping around with kirby in his arms* 

Revali: I-

Kirby: *inhales Link*

Zelda: !!!

Daruk: Little guy!!

(Mipha left the chat)

Revali: ok then...

Urbosa: did that pink puffball just eat Link

Me: *nods*

Urbosa: I think I had too many noble pursuits

Kirby: *spits out Link*

Me: anyway I'm tired so bye everyone

Me: D*mnit who keeps changing the settings

Revali: *whistles innocently*

Me: get back here Revali!!

Kirby: POYO!!??!!

Thank you Freefreeyou for sending me this dare and giving me entertainment