(Zelda has joined the chat)

Me: Ah! Zelda, I was wondering when you will show up

Zelda: Excuse me who are you again?

Me: 😢

Me: It's me from yesterday remember?

Zelda: oh yeah.  What do you need?

Me: well I need you to do a dare from @Freefreeyou: I'm horrible at coming up with dares but I dare Zelda to yell really early in the morning and say "HEY EVERYONE THERE IS AN EMERGENCY" Everyone runs to find out what's happening and she then starts dancing.

Zelda: what! no!

Me: WHAT! YES!

Zelda: what do I get out of this

Me: I will convince King Rhoam to give you a break from traini-

Zelda: deal

Me: oh, you hate training that much?

Zelda: *nods*

Me: Well okay then

(morning comes)

Me: now do it

Zelda: Everyone come there is an emergency!!!

(Link has joined the chat)

Link: *busts through the wall with the master sword"

(Urbosa has joined the chat)

Urbosa: Little Bird what's wrong!

(Mipha has joined the chat)

Mipha: my spear is ready!

( Ravioli has joined the chat)

Ravioli: hey! who changed my name!?!?!

Link: 😊🤭✋

Ravioli: you, asinine little twerp!

Urbosa: XD nice one Link 

Link: :)

(Daruk has joined the chat)

Daruk: Tiny Princess! is everything ok?

Me: ha! you guys got pranked!

Ravioli: Who are you!

Me: *smashes head against the wall*

Zelda: *starts disco dancing*

Link: -_- *starts eating an apple*

Me: Aaaaaannyway that will conclude this chapter  

Ravioli: hey, you didn't answer my question!

Me: oh, my name is Dees

Ravioli: Dees?

Me: Dees nuts hahahahahahahahahaha- *coughs*

Link: 🤦

Me: why don't you guys appreciate my humor?

Me: my comedy is golden.

Zelda: yeah right

Mipha: Zelda that was rude.

Zelda: sorry

Me: Okay, that concludes this chapter of the Group Chat

Daruk: dude, seriously what are you on?

Me: orange juice B!cth

Mipha: no swearing!

Me: But I censored it

Link: 🤨

Ravioli: see, even you got Link confused. and he is the stupidest man to exist!

Link: >:(

Link:🐓⚔️🙎 ---> 🏔️

Ravioli: wut

Mipha: he said he wants a sparring match at Mount Lanyaru.

Ravioli: Oh it's on

Link: >:)

Me: ok then bye everyone. and readers send me more dares.