---- Link's PoV ---- 

As we walk out on the streets of civilization I felt that I was in a different dimension. Everything was different. Hylians over here seem to be incredibly rude though. They always tell me to get out the way and prevent my wolf friend from coming near the village. I turn to Owen and wrote are things always like this? he replied with a nod and seemed to be distracted by something. I looked at what he was looking at and almost f*cking pissed myself. There stood a large man with a red beard walking alongside some woman, not gonna lie I was pretty intimidated. "dude, that guy is dual-wielding!" Owen said to me. I wrote I beg your pardon? I have no clue what duel-wielding was.  Owen just huffed and crossed his arms "Never mind you wouldn't get it" then he added "There look!" he said as he pointed towards a school. I tilted my head in confusion Owen just facepalmed "we're here for the battle academy, remember" oh yeah I forgot about my very weird mission. but if a goddess tells you what to do you got to comply. 

On the way to the academy, we ran into a traveling merchant named Beedle. he was incredibly nice sold me some arrows to which I figure out that I didn't have any. Also yes, Owen had to buy it for me because my broke a$$ couldn't afford it. I feel like a toddler. Once we made it to the academy I was greeted with a blow to the head the might've broken a tooth or 2. I look down to see a f*cking metal box. I look up to a blue birb, redfish, red-haired woman, and a rock with a beard. I think I hit my head too hard "Sorry! we were testing out this new magnesis rune on the new sheika slate". after wiping the blood off my nose I look and the redfish in front of me. And the blue birb looks on the verge of laughing. I took out my notebook and wrote It's fine we're good now. Anyway, my name's Link. 

She looked at me with confusion until Owen came to the rescue. "He can't speak" I shot him a glare and open my mouth to say something to which nothing came out but a squeak. I immediately shut my eyes in embarrassment while everyone started to burst into laughter. " that was more higher pitched than a girl that got a phone shoved up her skirt" blue birb said while laughing. I immediately wrote down the thing that makes 50% of your body is your ego. "but then what's the other 50" blue birb questioned me.  Salt I replied in my notebook. he immediately shut up and everyone laughed at him. They then tell me their names and to make this book short I'm going to put up a list:

blue birb: Revali/Ravioli  status: Rito

red-haired woman:  Urbosa  status: Gerudo

red fish: Mipha  status: Zora

rock with beard: Daruk  status: Goron

DONE

The next part might come quick

bye for now