Chapter One- I'll start growing a vagina

Aviana POV

Parents are weird creatures. They're old and wise and very bossy. They knock sense into you sometimes and sometimes their plain old nasty. But the fact that we all have or have had parents that have been part of our life, is pretty intriguing. I mean, they made me, in ways I'm not in the mood to talk about right now.

They tell you things that aren't necessarily true. They ask you how your day has been when you come home from school, when the obvious answer is no, cause who the fudge likes school?

They tell you important things, like how to wear your underwear properly. Don't ask. I realised I was wearing my underwear the wrong way round when I was 12. When I found out it was like my whole life made sense.

And they tell you useless things like, if you eat chocolate you'll get ugly pimples all over your face. I had stopped eating chocolate from that day onwards and let me tell you that those 2 years I ditched chocolate were the worst 2 years of my life. If I have a life.

And that is the reason I was currently sitting on the dining room holding an unopened tampon in my hand, examining it very closely.

"Whassup?" My older brother, Leon, said as he entered the dining room, throwing his bag over the counter.

"Mom and dad lied to me," I said, bluntly, narrowing my eyes at the tampon I was holding.

"I know, once they told me if I talk to girls to much, I'll start growing a vagina," Leon said, taking a seat next to me. I gave him a bewildered look as he shrugged it off. I rolled my eyes and diverted my focus onto the tampon again.

"What did mom and dad lie to you about?" Leon said, stuffing his face with some stale bread that I left on the counter for my bacteria growth experiment.

"Hey! That was for my experi-" I started before Leon made a face and threw up all over the floor. I cringed and shuffled away.

"What was that!?" Leon exclaimed.

"My bacteria growth homework," I said, plainly as Leon's eyes grew wide.

"Anyway, mom and dad lied to me," I said, getting back to the topic.

"What did they say?" Leon asked, curiously.

"That I can't use a tampon until I have a baby!" I exclaimed.

"Oh. So that packet you're holding is a... Tampon?" Leon asked, awkwardly. I gave him a weird look and started looking back at the tampon.

"Yes. And I found out that a tampon doesn't make your lose your virginity," I said, blankly.

"Oh....kay...."

"I thought stuffing some cotton up your vagina is just plain weird,"

"Cool...."

"I mean, a girl's Gotta do what a girl's Gotta do, right?"

"Sure...." My brother trailed off. "I think you're forgetting that I'm a guy and I cannot help you with you girl talk," Leon said, putting air quotes over 'girl talk'.

"Oh really? I thought you forgot that you were a girl,"

"I have a penis and you don't," Leon said, bluntly.

"Yeah, and I have a brain and you don't," I replied.

Leon narrowed his eyes at me as I smirked and got up.

"See ya tomorrow!" I called, leaving the dumb bastard alone in the dining room with just puke and an unopened tampon for company. I shrugged. They'll get along just fine. I hope.

I skipped towards stairs until I hit something hard. I shot back and landed on my butt.

"Hey!" I grumbled, getting off the floor.

"Oops. Did I hurt the princess?" the voice said, in a mocking tone. I rubbed my dizzy eyes and looked at the person intently.

It was none other than my younger brother Jake. He was a real butthole.

"Yes you did now give my butt a kissy," I said, wiggling my eyebrows. Jake rolled his eyes and muttered something like 'immature bastard'. I narrowed my eyes at him and stuck out my tongue. Jake rolled his eyes again.

"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there,"

He rolled his eyes again. I gritted my teeth. Jake was always an annoying ass.

"Yeah, and why don't you kiss the seat of my pants?" He asked.

"Grasshole," I replied.

Asshole," he replied.

"Donkey Shit,"

"Dickhead,"

"Shithole," I said.

"Skunk,"

"Fucktard," I yelled

"Shitstick,"

"Chicken Nugget,"

"Chicken Nugget? Seriously Avi?" Jake chuckled. This time I rolled my eyes and elbowed him in the guts.

"Whatever, now give me your credit card, I need to meet Sarah and Ebony at the café," I said, placing my palm out in front of me with pleading eyes. I saw Jake huff and reach for his wallet. I smirked at my tactic.

"Here you go," Jake said, throwing the credit card at my face. I jumped up and caught it. But then I realised I was mid-air and clumsily felling on the corner of the glass table and cracked my head open. Blood poured out mercilessly and I died.

Haha! Just kidding! I fell of the glass table and injured my butt again. I swear, my butt is very unlucky today.

"Owwwww," I whined. Jake huffed and ran out of the room, like the caring, amazing brother he is. Note the sarcasm.

"Fuckety fuck shit fuck!" I cursed, getting up slowly, making sure not to fracture my butt bone.

"Language!" Leon said as he entered the room.

"English," I said, smartly. I mentally patted myself on the back.

He gave me a weird look before getting the joke.

"Where are you headed off to?" He asked, poking his nose in others business like always.

"The café round the corner. Sarah and Ebony will be there too,"

Leon nodded and walked out of the room. I slipped on my sneakers and wore my black leather jacket. I quickly tied my hair into a high ponytail and left the house.

Mom and dad were out on a business trip for a month. They'd be back by next week. My parents were rarely home after Leon turned 18 two years ago. Jake was still 16. And I was 17. Being the only daughter of two famous business people is cool. I think.

I walked out and hummed a tune. There was a creepy guy watching me from the other side of the street. I frowned at him and he looked away. Stupid perverts.

Today was the last day of the summer holidays. Tomorrow, everyone would have to go back to school. I mentally groaned. I kicked a pebble and it landed on a man's face.

"Aye!" He called. My eyes widened as I started walking more briskly down the street. I didn't want to get involved in a fight because last time I ended up with a fractured butt bone and a bleeding forehead. Don't ask.

I stopped in front of the café and opened the door. The atmosphere was calm and the  aroma of coffee was floating around in the air. I could just doze off and sleep...

"Avi!" A voice called from a direction. My head shot up and I saw Sarah and Ebony waving their hands around like demented hooligans. But then, that's what we were... right?

I walked over with a smile plastered on my face and took a seat next to Ebony.

My friends were like the best. Sarah was the gossip girl. The trendy one. The one who always knows the gossip at school.

Ebony was the one who didn't take shit from anyone. One look at her and people cower. She's just that controlling.

And me? I'm just a weirdo living in a weirdo world. I'm a mentally disorientated person who forgets stuff. Like, I forgot to wear socks today and if I'm correct, I think I forget to wear a bra.

I glanced down at my chest. Yup, definitely forgot to wear a bra. Luckily, I was wearing a black jacket over myself.

"So, have you heard about the new guy?" Sarah asked, as soon as I planted my butt in my chair.

Me and Ebony shook out heads. We were always informed via Sarah of all the gossip around school.

"Well he's called Xavier Black and apparently he's really hot!" She said. Ebony and I rolled out eyes as we drank our coffee that Sarah had bought.

"Cool," I said, bored.

"And you know what!?" Amy asked, excitement sizzling through her veins.

"What?" Ebony and I said monotonously.

"He lives right next to you!"

I spit out my drink all over Amy. My eyes sprang from my sockets.

"What the actual fuck do you mean?" I said as Amy gave me a glare, her index finger pointing at her dripping hair. I gave her a sheepish smile and shifted my chair away from her.

New neighbors had moved in last week. My brothers never bothered to say hi. I went and knocked but all I got was a slam in the face by an angry looking 40 year old lady. I never went there again. I mean how could someone be so anti-social? I shuddered at the thought.

"Cameron and Jordan will be here soon," Amy stated, changing the subject. Ebony's face dropped. She had a secret crush on Cameron but he had feelings for someone else. Every time Cameron was around, Ebony would go a horrible shade of purple, evident beneath her dark tanned skin.

"Cool," Ebony said, coolly. Amy and I turned out heads expectantly. We all knew she was dying inside. Suddenly, the cafe door opened and two weirdos came trudging towards us. They had pen knives and slit our throats. We died screaming in pain. They were murderers.

Nah, they were just Cameron and Jordan. Phew.

But they were holding a pen knife. I narrowed my eyes and the knife in their hands.

"Why are you holding a knife?" I asked Cameron. He turned to me and took a seat beside me. Jordan followed after and took a seat opposite me. Me and Cameron were the closest. He was my BBBFE. Stands for Big Butted Best Friend Ever. He came to my house regularly and I stole his shirts secretly. Hehe.

"Jordan couldn't open his soda can," Cameron grumbled, pointing an accusing finger at Jordan who was stuffing his face with a giant hamburger. That guy eats a ton and hasn't gained a pound.

"Okay..." Amy trailed off. "So... like I was saying, Xavier Black is a total hottie," Amy finished, fanning herself with her hand.

"And how do you know this?" Ebony asked, whirling her finger around in circles.

Amy leaned over on the table. Her face was directly in front of Ebony and replied. "I am a gossip girl. I gossip. Like a girl,"

I rolled my eyes. "How can you believe the rumours?" I asked her.

"And how can you believe that you can't use a tampon before getting pregnant?" She smirked. I puffed out air and sat back. She'd won the argument. Like always. Pfffffft.

"I gotta go," Ebony said quickly, not a second to waste because she darted out of the café and hurried down the lane. I shook my head at her. I never get that girl sometimes.

"That was weird," Jordan said, halfway munching a chocolate bar.

"I know. She always acts weird when Cameron around cause she had a huge cru-" I started before Amy  shot me a  death glare. I immediately shut up and finishing drink my spiced mocha. I wasn't a fan of coffee. I was more of a tea person.

"Let's go shopping!" Amy said, cheerfully.

The boys and I groaned. Shopping was fun, but when Amy was with us we literally shop until we actually drop.

"No." I said firmly.

"Please?" Amy asked, giving me the puppy dog eyes. No! Not the puppy dog eyes! No no no!

"I need a new bag for school!" She continued.

"I need a new button up shirt," Cameron.

I gave in and nodded reculantly. "Fine, I need a new leather jacket anyway," I grumbled. Amy's face lighted up and everyone's attention was now on Jordan.

"What do you want Jordan?" Amy asked.

He shrugged before replying with his mouth stuffed with chewed bits of bread. "I want food," he said, blankly. Of course. He always wanted food. We all groaned and got up.

"Let's go!"

We all nodded and left the café. We got in Cameron's Nissan and drive off. The mall was only 5 minutes by car from my house and we visited it once every two weeks on Amy's bidding. That girl had all the tactics. From guilt tripping to fake crying, I'd always give in. What do I say, I'm just a kind hearted person. With a kind personality. And a messed up life.

Meh.

We walked into the shopping mall as Amy admired all her favourite shops.

"Aren't there any Tesco's here?" I asked.

"Tesco? What's that?" Jordan asked.

"An English supermarket,"

"Well, judging that we live in America, I doubt we do," Cameron finished. I gave a firm nod and followed the others. I lived in America for years but every year with my brothers and my parents we would go back to London(where I was born) and stay for about 2 weeks. I had arrived from London only 3 weeks ago.

"Let's go bra shopping!" Amy exclaimed.

"Oh no," Jordan and Cameron said simultaneously and they kicked a bottle on the floor.

Amy smirked as Cameron flung his arm around my shoulders. I rested my head on his shoulders as we made our way into Victoria's Secret.

There were so many undergarments. From bras to underwear to lingerie. Cameron looked at the posters with half naked women eagerly earning himself a light slap around the head by Amy.

Jordan went into a corner and put in some bras over his clutches. To say he looked weird was an understatement. He looked hilariously bizarre. This, obviously, earned is quite a few weird looks from the people around us but we just laughed it off. I mean, it's not everyone day you see one of your best guy friends in lingerie. The shop assistant came over after a few minutes and told Jordan to take it off or pay for it. Jordan just flipped her off and walked away, pretending to flip his imaginary hair out if the way. I heard the shop assistant mutter something that sounded like 'fucking bitch' but we received loads of insults daily from my younger brother Jake.

"I wanna buy this !" Amy screamed Galway across the shop, earning herself a whole load of 'shhhhh's' from the others.

Amy was holding up some maroon coloured lacy matching bra and panties. I nodded and gave her a thumbs up as she smiled and walked off to the counter to pay. I stood and watched the store as Jordan began to sing some nursery rhyme and Cameron was playing on his phone.

After Amy paid, we all drove to my house. Cameron dropped me off and drove away. I waved bye and walked towards the house. The slid the key into the keyhole and turned. The house was quiet. Unusually quiet. I quieted and eyebrow before entering the house.

After that, everything went so quickly. I felt a bucket of water being splashed on my head from the doorway. Then, I heard two boys guffawing like headless hooligans. It didn't take a genius to work out what happened. I clenched my fists and barged at Leon and Jake.

"Fucking retards!" I yelled. I mean being drenched in water, head to toe, with two excuses of brothers laughing like there's no tomorrow, you're obviously going to get mad. And luckily for me, I was red hot mad.

"Both of you fucktards are going to hell!" I yelled as I ran towards them. Leon and Jake shrieked like little girls and ran like their life depended on it.

Oh wait, it did.

I ran into the dining room and grabbed an ice pack. I hid it under my shirt and walked towards the boys, who, by the way, were still giggling like a bunch of school girls. I grabbed the ice and poured it down their backs.

"Ayeeeee...owwww...ssssss!!" Jake grumbled as he felt the ice trickle down his back. I sat down and smirked. Oh how it felt to see your siblings in pain. The joy!

I smiled before walking out of the room and heading to my room with a giant grin plastered to my face.

The joy of revenge!

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