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Yao: NATSUUU!!!! *chases her with a wok in his hand*
Me: *runs for her life* I'm sorrryyyy!!!
Yao: I was gone for a few days and you turned our book into a place to vent out your frustration, aru!! What were you thinking?! ٩(°̀ᗝ°́)و
Me: ( ɵ̷̥̥᷄﹏ɵ̷̥̥᷅ ) But all these feelings were bottled up inside me...
Yao: Aiyah! Now people are asking us in private if something is wrong or not and some are even asking if you are mad at them, aru!! They can't even understand how to confront you now!!
Me: (╥ω╥) But I was only showing people my serious side...Is my being serious so unusual?
Yao: Even your mother gets scared when you act serious, aru! What did you expect from others?!
Me: (^_^;) Hehe, I should have thought of that...
Yao: (๑･ ᎔ˇ･๑) Now what should I do with you?
Me: *gulps* Please spare me...
Yao: And why, aru?
Me: Because...
Yao: Because?
Me: *cute face* I'm a sweet little innocent girl!
Yao: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Me: (｡ơωơ｡)
Yao: NATSUUU!!! *throws his panda soft toys at her*
Me: Sorrryyyy!!
Yao: *sighs* I know you are worried about your mother at the hospital, aru. But everything will be alright. The doctors said it's not critical anymore, aru.
Me: (๑•́ _ •̀๑)
Yao: *smiles* Don't be upset, aru. I am sure everything will be alright. Have faith just like BTS had when they‐
Me: BTS' NEW ALBUM RELEASED YESTERDAY AND IT WAS SO AWESOME!!! (☆▽☆)
Yao: That's good, ar‐
Me: AND THEIR MV ALSO BROKE ALL RECORDS!! I'M SO HAPPY!! *jumps around the room*
Yao: (⊙_⊙) She seems okay now, aru...

Thank you, my friends who actually came forward and asked if I was okay or not. I felt really happy that you all care for me so much. So now on, you will see the old Natsu again! Hope you all can keep up with my weirdness again! Hehe! Love you all! \(≧▽≦)/