Scene: Caly and Maria walk in chatting about something. Pietro is sitting on a couch extremely still while Steve watches him, chuckling.

Caly: -so, how was the date? *smiles mischeviously*

Maria: *glares* It was horrible. I told you already, I don't need another distraction in my life. You're more than enough.

Caly: *places hand on chest in mock betrayal* But Maria, I thought you loved me! You- *notices Pietro and Steve* Oh hey there guys.

Steve: Hey Caly, Agent Hill.

Maria: Please, Captain, it's Maria.

Steve: *smiles* And it's Steve.

Caly: *pretends to puke* If you two are done with your flirting-

Maria: *glares*

Steve: *glares*

Caly: ... Right. Uh, what's wrong with Pietro? He hasn't moved or talked since we got here. It's worrying me.

Maria: Yeah, that's odd for him.

Steve: Oh, don't worry. He's fine. Tony just-

Tony: *enters, playing with a screwdriver* -dared him to sit still and silent for as long as possible? Why yes, I did. And, I did it amazingly.

Caly: *rolls eyes* Alright, who let him in? Jarvis?

Jarvis: Sorry ma'am, but you did say to direct all the Avengers and company to this room.

Caly: I did? Why would I do that?

Jarvis: I believe you mentioned something called a chatro-

Caly: *yells over Jarvis* OH YES I REMEMBER NOW.

Natasha: *walks in with Bruce and Wanda* What was that?

Caly: Oh, erm... *desperately thinks* Well you see-

Pietro: *jumps up* I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE *starts running at top speed around room*

Caly: *poker face* Good thing I made this room big.

Wanda: Did you just say you made this?

Caly: *0-0* WHAT NO PSH OF COURSE NOT

Pietro: *comes back* OhmygoshthatwassoterribleIhateyouTonySteveyou'reajerkandBruceBruceyoudidabsolutelynothingNatashaisscarysoisMariaandCalyisprettymuchtheonlynicepersoninthisroom *gasps for air*

Everyone: *0_o*

Pietro: ... did I speed talk again?

Wanda: Yup.

Caly: Merci Pietro.

Natasha: You speak French?

Caly: Uh, no?

Steve: Sorry Pietro, but it was kinda funny.

Pietro: *glowers, then laughs* I guess it would have been.

Caly: *facepalms* Moving on... So who's missing? Let's see... *checks clipboard, which is still blank underneath the "Fangirls/boys" heading* Ah, okay. So we've got Tony, Steve, Natasha, Wanda... *ticks off names* ... Maria, Thor... *looks around* Is Thor here? Anybody seen Thor?

Everybody: *shakes head*

Caly: Okay, so once we get Thor down here, the rest will be coming later... wait. Clint? CLINT GET OUT OF THE VENTS BIRDFACE

Clint: *drops out of vent* Birdface? That's just mean.

Caly: *smirks* Deal with it. Now, Thor... *pulls out cellphone* Hey Sif? Is Thor there with you? He is? Great. Do me a favour, slap him then get him to come down here please. Thanks Sif. Bye! *hangs up* *sees everyone staring at her* What?

Tony: Asgard has signal?

Caly: Uh, yeah. They have free unlimited WiFi. I'm actually connected to it. See? *shows him her phone*

Tony: ...

Thor: *thunders in* You called, Lady Callissa?

Caly: *glares* It's CALY Thor, not "Lady Callissa." Callissa isn't even my name!

Thor: Apologies, Lady- that is, Caly.

Caly: *smiles charmingly* Good boy.

Thor: ?

Caly: Anyways, now that you're all here, I have something to tell you all.

Tony: You're getting married? Did Pietro finally-

Pietro: *clamps hand over Tony's mouth* Not a word.

Caly: *blushes* WHAT? NO, YOU WEIRD SON OF A BISCUIT NAMED FERNANDO. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM

Pietro: *also blushing*

Tony: *smirks* *whispers to Maria* they're still blushing

Maria: *slaps him away but grins* Well done

Caly: *calms down* *moves away from Pietro and Tony* Erm... as I was saying... YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE UNTIL I LET YOU OUT MWAHAHAHA

Clint: WHAT

Thor: WHAT

Bruce: *opens door* Uh... you were saying?

Caly: *rolls eyes* Not just this room idiots. The entire building is accessible. It makes sense to trap the Avengers in the Avengers tower.

Maria: And me? What am I doing here?

Caly: *evil smirk* Because I said so.

Natasha: I've known you since birth. WHERE DID THIS EVIL SIDE COME FROM?

Caly: Uh, over there? *points at random corner*

Natasha: *pushes Caly into corner* STAY

Caly: 0_0

Wanda: Lay off the girl, Nat.

Natasha: 0_o

Natasha: o_0

Natasha: Fine.

WHOOP FIRST ACTUAL CHAPTER YAY DID YOU LIKE? I HOPE YOU DID

So to be honest, I only updated so quickly because of @Withywindle_Angel 's amazing comment on the first post. FANK OO SO MUCH

And DashAJade commented first! So yay potatoes!

I'd like to apologise in advance if any of the cannons go OOC. I hope it won't happen, but...

Anyways, toodles!