Okay, okay, okay, okay, OKAY.

*takes a deep breath*

I'm still not okay.

So, I got Trials of Apollo today, and may I just say...

FUCKING HELL UNCLE RICK, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW SO MANY FEELS AT US AT THE VERY FUCKING START, LIKE, WHAT THE HELL I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

And I swear this book is just confirming even more that Perseus FUCKING Jackson is my spirit animal.

"You hear that guys? A batch of cookies is depending on me. If you get me killed on the way to camp, I'm going to be ticked off."
                                                                                                               ~Percy Jackson, 2016

FUCKING

SPIRIT

ANIMAL

And Oh mah gods, PERCY IS GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER, HES GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SISTER, THAT WAS LITERALLY MY ONE WISH I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY

GUIS

IM NOT OKAY, OKAY

I AM BROKAEN

RICK, WHYYYYYYYYY