Okay, the title might be a tad dramatic, but I honestly feel like complete and utter death.

My stomach hurts, I'm getting a crap Tom of cramp, my knees hurt and I want nothing to do with the outside world.
My fellow girls will understand what's going on.

I just want to curl up in a ball with my fuzzy blanket and watch Sky Does Minecraft all day long with about 50 aero bars surrounding me.