Me: Well would you look at that! 100 chapters of pure L! To prevent this book from getting too long, look for the sequel:

Also me: I've fallen wayyy too hard for this guy.... well I should get L to say thank you for all the reads and votes on this. *kicks down door to other room*

L: *jumps* Jesus Audrey... wait you're doing this in this book, I though you only made these kind of updates in your fictional character x reader book? Wait... what book is this?

Me: the one about you

L: so I have a bunch of fangirls behind the screen right now?

Me: correct, and this book is at an end and the sequel will be up soon so thank the readers for all the support

L: wha- *turns to readers* oh hi you're here, well... uh thanks for all the support, you guys seem to really like these oneshots, I'm not going to lie, some of them are extremely weird.

Me: that was the April fools chapter, geez is anyone over that yet, knew I shouldn't have posted it.

L: ...anyway, thank you all you lovely readers for the support! *turns to me* And was was this thing about falling for me....

Me: Uhhhh... GOTTA BLAST BACK TO MY OTHER DEATH NOTE BOOK BYE! *runs off*

L:... she's weird *sighs* very weird.