Wadduuuuuup? You texted to Souda.

I'm eating, hbu? he replied.

Not eating but that sounds like a great idea. Getting some food now

You reply so fast wtf??

I have no life, what do u expect?

Then you sent, jk I'm just not living my cool-ass life rn

I'm a screamer

You almost spat your water on your phone. What?!

Not sexually, just life in general

Souda, oh my God

I asked Ko for advice okay don't judge me

Why would you ask Ko, of ALL PEOPLE?!

After he didn't reply, you sent And why did u ask him for advice on me?? U know I'm weird as heck. Don't get farther into my weirdness

We should go to Kansas

What?

I haven't been in a while

Souda what are u talking about

I'm gonna take u to Kansas

Souda why

It's called a date get ready loser

oH MY GOD

I'm coming to ur house at 7 we're road-tripping

K 😂

He showed up at 7:02. When you got into his car, you said, "Time's important, you shouldn't be late."

"I was only a couple minutes late, gimme a break!" he said.

"What the heck was that 'I'm a screamer, not sexually, just life in general'. That was barely even a pickup line."

"Do you like bats?"

"What? No."

"Oh. Then. I guess I'll just... I'll just leave."

"Souda, what are you talking about?!" you yelled.

"I'm just making references, okay? References are my lifeblood."

"You're so weird. And why are we going to Kansas?"

"Have you ever seen Supernatural?"

What the hell am I even talking about lol I just had to get this published before midnight or CalypsoGirly would beat my bootay