An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor,❝ The parrot I purchased uses improper language. ❞

❝ I’m surprised, ❞ said the owner,❝ I’ve never taught that bird to swear. ❞

❝ Oh, it isn’t that, ❞ explained the professor,❝ But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive. ❞

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