Why do we need school?

Music: We have YouTube for that

Gym: There's Wii

Math: There's calculators

Geography: I'll buy a globe

English: Everything is shortened anyway (BRB, TTYL, GTG, RLLY, ETC)

History: Their dead anyway.

(What's the point of remembering and going through 18 grades and 3 or 4 years of college?!? I forget everything anyway! :3)