Man - Haven't I seen you before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man - Can I buy you a drink?
Woman - I would prefer to have the money!

Man - Will you go out with me this weekend?
Woman - Sorry I am having a head ache this weekend.

Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - YES and this one will be if you sit down!

Man - So what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator....