Random Bonus #4
I had this in my drafts but it was also requested by skz_my_love_

Felix visibly panics and experiences a significantly strong feeling of deja vu.

"I... I'm so sorry, um, I have a b-boyfriend."

The man in front of the barista frowns.

"Come on, give me a chance."

"N-no, I really do," Felix gulps, slightly stepping back against the wooden table.

The man raises his eyebrow, not believing him, but not entirely hostile at the same time.

"What's his name?"

Before the nervous boy can even respond, there's a voice behind both of them.

"Hi. I'm Christopher. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Felix peeks to the side to see his boyfriend, but it isn't his boyfriend. His features are firm and cold, and he looks... scary.

Felix could definitely be terrified of him if he didn't know how much of a soft and warm person he is.

The other man, taking the hint, makes a move to leave the cafe.

"Unless you can give me your boyfriend..." he mumbles.

"Excuse me?"

"Nothin', nothin'."

And he's gone, almost stumbling out the doorway.

Chan looks at Felix with his hands in his pockets, and the younger can't help but giggle at what happened.

"Hihi." Felix hugs Chan and looks up at him a snicker, pointing a finger to his chest.

"You looked like you were gonna start World War Four~"

Chan rolls his eyes and looks away, nonverbally denying the accusation. Even though they both know it was true, Felix decides to let it slide.

Felix lightly shakes Chan around for a moment, signaling for him to hug him. The older complies with a sigh, wrapping his own arms around Felix.

"Hihi."

"Who was that guy?"

Felix gives a breathy laugh.

"I dunno. He came in and asked for my number."

"Unbelievable," Chan scoffs.

Felix laughs again, a little more loudly this time.

"Isn't that what you did?"

"Well, no, that was different."

"Uh, no? You straight up asked me for my number. It was so dumb."

"And yet you fell so hard for me," Chan teases with a wink.

Felix suddenly feels so unbelievably tiny in Chan's arms.

"I... I did not."

"Trust me, you did."

"Let's talk about how mad you were instead."

"I wasn't mad. I don't get "mad"."

Chan makes the air quotes with his fingers as Felix makes his lips into one flat line to display his inability to process Chan's bullshit.

"You literally looked ready to yell-"

"Did not."

Suddenly Felix clings to Chan and looks over at the doors.

"Ch-Chan, the guy from earlier... he came back," he whispers.

Chan completely whips around, letting go of Felix, looking ready to murder.

But when he sees no one there, he furrows his brows and turns back to the younger, who was giggling hysterically.

"'I don't get mAd'," he mocks.

Chan purses his lips and reaches for his boyfriend.

"Come here you little-"

Felix shrieks with glee as Chan traps him in his hold and starts tickling him.

"You were so mad!" He says between giggles.

When he decides to show mercy on Felix, he stops his ministrations and lets the younger collapse in his arms.

"What do I do now," the older sighs. "Everyone's falling for you."

Felix blushes.

"Good thing I fell only for you, then."

Needless to say, Chan's brain shuts down as he looks at the cinnamon roll that's clinging to him.

"Are you flirting?"

Felix's blush creeps up his cheeks.

"Wouldn't call that flirting..." he mumbles.

As Felix moves to go back behind his register, Chan holds his hand back.

"Lix."

"Yeah?"

"What exactly did he say?"

"... W-what?"

"When that... guy, came in here, what exactly did he say to you? And don't say-"

"Uh, n-nothing."

"-don't say nothing."

"Don't worry about it Channie," the barista whines.

"Tell me. Please," he adds.

"H-he, he asked me for my n-number, and um, ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈᵐᵉᶜᵘᵗᵉ."

"A little louder."

"H-he called me c-cute."

"Cute?"

Felix nods, completely avoiding eye contact.

"Cute."

"ᵧₑₐₕ."

Chan pulls Felix closer and leaves a trail of kisses from his cheek down to his jaw.

"He's not wrong, you are cute."

No matter how many times Chan calls him cute, Felix will always blush.

"But you're also mine," Chan mumbles against the younger's neck.

"......ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʲᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ."

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y'all if you're bored here's a video of a kid pretending to enjoy her mother's spaghetti.

https://youtu.be/Wn4Kxy6bPI4

oh dear she looks like she was in pain-

https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4

... i've had so many dreams like this 

https://youtu.be/jLO1CPYv0hc

... welp-

https://youtu.be/v-RE7RUzjf8

don't ask me what this is because i dunno 

https://youtu.be/P_86QTQILN0

they slowly inch away at 0:11 and it's so funny i can't i've been cackling at this for the past 10 minutes.

don't question my youtube recommendations 🤡

this probably will be the second to last bonus unless you guys have any more ✨requests✨