Walk Like An Egyptian(ep.2)~Elimination
*At the finish line*
Izzy:ohhh look!Team colours!
Harold:why the heck is our met(?) yellow?we are no cowards!
Leshawna:relax,sugar.the met's gold cause team victory's in first place!
Gwen:I can't believe Duncan got desqualified!just cause he won't sing!
Heather:Maybe he CAN'T sing
Courtney:Oh,he can do anything he sets his mind to.and now he's stuck on the plane waiting for a ride home.poor thing...he must be miserable
me:*to Ale*well....he quitted because he didn't want to sing,so why would he be sad?angry,yes because he hates singing,but sad?no chance.
Ale:*chuckling*now you are a psychiatrist?
me:hehe.more or less.
Sierra:DuncanXCourtney fans will be devastated!but I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming fave Total Drama couple on my fan site.
Izzy:Owen's magic.when he breathes,his nose whistles the national anthem
*Owen's nose whistles*
me:ok that is very weird.
Bridge:Tell me about it.
Sierra:super cute...but he's no Cody...did you know Cody have slept with his stuff emu until he was...well he still does.
Noah:and you know this how?
Sierra:I called his aunt once,I pretended I was a telemarketer
Noah:uuuu.Stalker-licious.
*bang*
Chris:don't know about you,guys,but I'm loving Egypt
I was about to say something about this "loving" but Bridgette covered m mouth,and i sighed.
Chris:And Im gonna lovint it even more,watching you enjoy your second challange,the amazing Camel race!
Harold:where are the other camels?
Chris:There are no other camels.it's a CAMEL race,not a camels race.
Heather:YES!
Ale:what?
goat:meeeh!Leshawna:we won last time,but they get a camel,they get a goat and we get a stick?
Chris:each reward has its advantages.trust me.you'll be racing in the world's most infamist water way:The Nile.Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish.you ave 60 seconds to strategize.
Heather:*on the camel*move it,people!it's a race!
Court:um Hello!it's TEAM Amazon,not Dictator-ship Amazon!
Heather:great.well i'll stop being bossy,when you'l start doing things great.
Izzy:yaaay!I get the throat.*weird noise*I just introduced myself in camelese.
Gwen:I...bet you did.
Cody:hey!fancy meeting you herecare for a slashie later(what?)
Gwen:Cody hey...listen..I still really appreciate when you setted me with Trent that time.
Cody:I was being nice,right?And now that he's gone,huh,yeah,I'm avaible!
Heather:hear that?it's the sound of girls all over the world running and rushing just to....lock their doors
the girls laughed and I snorted.
Ale:why are you laughing?
me:Heather is funny and Izzy has a funny laugh too.
Ale:what happened?
me:Cody was hitting on Gwen,and Heather laughed at him.nothing special or new*he smiled*
-Confessional room-
Cody:I will win her over,eventually.it's just a matter of time.and persistence.and humilliation.AND I was borned to be humilliated.
-End of confession-
Alejandro:we need no camel!we have each other.and we are unstoppable!we have the will and and together,we will try on!
Owen:yeah!
Tyler:yeah!
Noah:alright!
Sierra:*poker face*
me:*smirking evilly for no apparent reason*
-Confessional room-
Sierra:Look.Im a Total Drama super fan.it's written in my blog.but Alejandro,he's not even been on TV before.and then i've never seen HIM in Teen Teen monthly(what?)I do not what these girls see in him.They're loco.
-End Of Confession-
-Confessional room-
Bridgette:Geoff,I know,maybe it looks bad,but I want you to know that i was not drooling over Alejandro.it was just a hee.I just want to put my fingers through your thick,dark....BLONDE!BLONDE HAIR!
-End of confession-
Harold:on the bright side,I can use the stick to defend us from deathly sand snakes.they could be anywhere!
girls YEEEEPED in fear,while Leshawna jumped on Harold.
Harold:fear not!I will protect you*poking Zeke's eye*
DJ:woho!stop it before you really hurt somebody*throwing the stick in the air and a seagull drops down*what the...
-Confessional room-
DJ:first I nearly destroyed a mummified dog,and now I assault a bird?man,I LOVE animals!This never would of happened back home.
-End of confession-
Noah:hello,Raven!Remember me?
me:*gasp*s-s-stay away from me!
Noah:now now,what happened?don't you like that you see your old buddy again?
me:clearly no!
Ale:what's happening here?
me:n-nothing!let's just go...
Ale:ok....*not convinced*Sierra,Owen,up up!
me:poor goat...
Owen:this is sooo cool,Ale-hand out!or Alakazam!ehhh Im just gonna call you Al,ok?hahaha woow!go!
me:*snikering*way to throw daggers unnoticable.
Noah:woaw...this is gonna work
Ale:have faith,Noah!and believe,in us!*jumping on Owen*
Tyler:whoawww!we are perfectly balanced!
Noah:ok...Im impressed.
Ale:Ray,you have to jump...
me:on Owen's right shoulder,am I correct?
Ale:actually..yes.yes you are.
me:meeeh I think im gonna walk a little.*petting the goat*I think this poor little goatie carries enough of Owen's weight.another 50 kgs and it's spine is going to break.trust me.
Ale:you sure?
me:positive.have a little faith!believe in me!
Ale:Im impressed.
me:you should.now let's go.
-Confessional room-
Alejandro:it's basic weight distribution.everyone with a decree in engineering or an IQ of 163 or higher could figure it out.By the way,you are doing a magnificent job flying this plane.
Chef:who,me?naaah
Alehandro:now,now.don't blush.it's true.
Chef:*giggling*
-End of confessional-
Chris:The Nile's that way.big,blue,watery,can't miss it.or maybe you can,but you're probably gonna die,killed by the local scarabs.it's mating season and they get all...jelly(?)when they're in heat.
Leshawna:Im glad they are not here.Those things are NASTY.
Chris:I'll tell them you said so.
Chef:knocked down a big vase,and lots of scarabs started to make their way to us.
everyone started to scream.especially Tyler,who screamed like a little 8 years old girl.and now im like"shit-f*ck-shit-f*ck-shit-f*ck"that's what i do when i'm scared or mad.
Lindsay:This stick will save us!hop on,guys!
*bing bing*
Chris:ouuu time for a song!take it as a mini-challange.music makes the scarabs relax.so make up a cute ong,and maybe they won't kill y'all.or don't and get desqualified,like Duncan.
Izzy:YAAAY!!!
and the rest of us groaned.
-after the song-
obviously,ZEKE had to ruin the song,and now we run for our lives
Chris:nice one.GO!*honk*
-after some time-
Court:come on!come on,camel!faster!
Heather:that is NOT how you talk to a camel.*cough*FREAKING MOVE IT!
Izzy:hey guys,keep it down!Im trying to tell her a fairytail!*more weird noises*
Gwen:soo...how's it going down there,Cody?
Cody:fine.ow!thanks for asking.ow!as long as it doesn't go number 3!
Heather:we're gonna go win the race now!see yeah!
Court:eat sand,losers!
Ale:such witty remarks,from such fiercly,intelligent women!
Court:nice try,but Im with Duncan!
Ale:and what a pity it is that you should give yourself to a quitter who doesn't DESERVE you
Court:umm...it's not....Duncan is totally....umm..you're just.....can someone hurry this camel up?
-Confessional room-
Heather:oh,he is good.too good.seriously?what is his deal?he's just so...perfect!ughh!!!
-End of confessional-
me:i think by the end of this game,there won't be lots of females anymore
Ale:*sniger*you bet there won't
me:I like your strategy.with this,you can easily get in the final 5.*whispering*that if Sierra wants to take Cody with her
we laughed till....
me:*w*Alejandro,look there!
Ale:you're a genius.
me:i know.
Ale:hold on,everyone!im changing the rute!*turn in the direction of The Nile*
-Confessional room-
Alejandro:perhaps it would have been good to show the girls' team which way to go,you've seen my team...we need all the help we can get....and having Raven by our side,is going to be really helpful...I mean...seriously?who has an IQ of 231 at 18?And since I got her trust,I don't need to try my charms on her....it would obviously fail.I've never seen a person before to have whatever they want,like:cleverness,talent,money and beauty...there must be something she hides from us...something bad...and they way she acted towars Noah...I MUST know...
-End of confessional-
we arrived at the Nile
Tyler:There's the finish line!
me:you don't say...
Noah:yeah,on the OTHER SIDE
Chris:welcome to the third challange
Owen:WHAAAAATTT???SPEAK UP!
Chris:*with a megaphone*I SAID WELCOME TO THE THIRD EGYPTIAN CHALLANGE!EACH TEAM MUST MAKE A BASKET BIG ENOUGH TO HOL YOUR TEAM AND YOUR REWARD,A.K.A.GOAT-FACE OVER THERE!
Tyler:HEY!
Ale/me:i believe/think he meant the goat.
Tyler:oh...cool!hehe.thanks.
Chris:FIRST TEAM TO CROSS FLIES ON FIRST CLASS TO OUR NEXT DESTINATION
Sierra:this is perfect.
Noah:what the fact that we're hose(what?)
Sierra:nooo!I am a fourth generation basket maker!
Owen:yeah!
Sierra:we're gonna need a lot of cattail.
she made in 5 minutes half of a boat.cool.
after some time,the Amazons come too and start to rant with Sierra.then i heard"swap teams" whaaaaaaa???
Ale:what?
Sierra made quicky an EPIC boat for the girls and we had to continue our boat.ohhh we have Owen too...gaah
Ale:where's Chris?He won't allow this?
Chris:*comes*excuse me,somebody...
Sierra:*hugging Chris' legs*you're officially the best host ever and I really hope you allow us to swap,but of course you'll make the best decision.
Chris:and that's why im gonna allow it.
Sierra:smiley face*fangirling*
Ale:as you wish.
Heather stuck her tongue at Alejandro,but he blew her a kiss.too epic.
After Sierra finished their boat,our team was depressed.
Ale:don't be sad,we still have a shot.
Owen:Al's right.thanks Al
Alejandro's eye twitched in annoyance.maybe he doesn't like to be called that,because of some reasons
me:Umm...Owen..I think A...*Alejandro shot me a look not to tell*um never mind...I thought I saw the other team coming too...
-Confessional room-
Alejandro:I have no problem being called "Al"*shivering*that wasn't...is just...chilly in here*fake shivering*
-End of confessional
Team Victory comes too.after Chris explains what they got to do they start to make a boat.Cody was trying to move the camel,but no chance.we FINALLY finished our boat.
Court:Izzy!Tell Ruby to get in our boat.
Noah:*Stopping Izzy*whoa whao whoa.Izzy's in our team now,not yours.Not a word.
Izzy:uuu fun!
Court:fine!we'll do it ourselves.come on.
Team Victory finished their boat too.cool.
Ale:to the water!
Owen:it floats!Awesome!
I get to the goat and carry it to our boat.it's really cute.
Ale:we're gonna win fair and square.but to make sure it's like that,talk to the camel.
Izzy:ok.*weird noises*
-ding ding-
-after song-
Chris:congrats.you won.and as long as you broght your rewards to the finish line,there won't be any eliminations tonight!
we cheered,but Zeke lost the stick.genius.
Chris:woaw.sucks to be you.
-in the plane-
Chris:Team Victory,you came last and lost your reward in the way.Zeke.So it's vote time.*explaining and ranting*The following ones are safe:Leshawna,Bridgette,Harold,Lindsay and....DJ.
Zeke:what?
Chris:you have 5 seconds to strap this on,or the Drop of Shame,will become the Drop of Pain.
Zeke:yo!that's unbelieveble!some team!you guys are all a bunch of...
I get him and hit his but,throwing him out of the plane.
me:bye bye,mothafucka!
Chris:I knew that would be satisfying.
Duncan:sucks to be Zeke.
Chris:last stop for non-competitors
Duncan:yeah right.You're supposed to give me a ride home!
Chris:yeah but we are going the other way,so see ya!*throwing Duncan out of the plane*
-Confessional room-
Alejandro:Losing Sierra to Heather?meeh.tragic.But I still have the upper hand.the president of Cody's fanclub doesn't know a thing about me.And no one does!And I want to keep it that way.Becaus ecompared to me,Heather is a saint!
Another advantage of having Raven on my team,is that she is famous and all,but Sierra doesnt know a think about her.If she knew,she would have jumped on her and fangirl worse.That gives me a big plus.
-End of confession-
I go in the economy class to stay a little with the guys too.plus,in the first class,there's Heather which isn't the best.she is probably going to make me help her.not going to happen.I help only who I want.And the reason why I helped team Chris,is because I respect Alejandro for his smartness and his "diplomatic" talking.I like his strategies,and I have soemthing to learn from him.Plus for me.
I change in my PJ-shorts and a long T-shirt and my hair in a pony tail-I get my laptop and go to the guys
me:hey guys what's up?
Leshawna:DJ is still sad about he bird accident
me:wait what happened?I have no clue*staying near him*maybe I can help you,hun.
DJ:when I left the Pyramid,I tried to touch a mummified dog,and in transformed in ash.After that,I was cursed!I hit a poor birdie!
me:ohh...umm...The egyptian have some culture with gods and everything...but I never believed in things like that.I am an Atheist,for what matters,so the whole God thing,isn't my thing....but I don't think you are cursed.maybe it's just a coincidence.
Noah:But don't people in criminology and science say that coincidences don't exist?
me:*glaring at him*puede posiblemente ser más retrasados y arruinar todo lo que yo estaba tratando de hacer? Uno trata de hacer que se sienta mejor, si puedes, ya que parece que no puedo.
(can you possibly be more retarded and ruin all that I was trying to do? You try to make him feel better, if you can, as it seems that I can not.)
-?-:Your Spanish is really good,chica.but why are you so furioso?(angry)
me:oh.hey Alejandro.DJ is really sad,because he thinks he is cursed and he hit a birdie.And I was trying to cheer him up,till HE ruined everything.And when Im angry,I start to talk in different languages,so not everybody can understand me.
Alejandro:aha.wait you know more languages?
me:English,French,German,Spanish and Romanian.I am working on Italian but Im not the best
Leshawna:woaw,this white girl is sure smart
me:thank you,Leshawna.you are really nice*smile*
Leshawna:*smile*sure thing,sista'!
Tayler:What's with the laptop?
me:I have to check how is the band and to see what's new on Twitter,Facebook,Instragram,Tumblr etc... Everyday,I have to post a picture and/or put a cool tweet so...you know...fans won't get bored.And since we released the album 2 months ago,after the TDWT is over,I'll have to go on tour.
them:cool.
me:well..yeah it's cool.But the only crazy thing is when fans like...10 times more obsessed than Sierra jump on you,cry and scream in your ear.I mean...yeah i love our Ninja Stars,but i hate to see them crying,stealing my things,entering in our van or hotel room.jeez that's...crazy.
Lindsay:super!Papparazzi!photos!you are famous!
me:honey,you are on TV you are famous too.you will sure be something in fashion or a model at Coco Chanell<Gucci,Vintage or something.
Lindsay:you think so?
me:totally.you are beautiful!so why not?actually,I have some guys that I know who work as designers at Dolce Gabanna.I can arrange things with them,so you can be their special model next time there's a presentation,ok?
Lindsay:you will do this for me?really?
me:sure thing
Lindsay:*Screaming and hugging me*thank you thank you thank you!!!!
me:hehe no prob.I love to help people in any way I can.now,Im going to post a picture on Instagram.Do you want to be in it too?
them:yeah!
me:ok,but I will choose who will take the photo.hmmmm.Noah will take the photo.don't mess up.
*after the photo*
I post it on Instagram
me:epic.
Harold:how much will you stay here?not that I want you to go or something,just wondering.
me:it's okay.I will stay here,as much as you want.but tomorrow it's going to be another day full of challanges,so I guess you're going to need some sleep.when you get sleepy,tell me,ok?
Owen:ummm..Raven...if you don't mind me asking....what was your worst fan experience?
me:hmmmm...let me think...ok i think i got it.It was our first tour,and we went in....Denmark i think.it was summer,and I didn't know it was THAT cold.In our second night,me and one of the girls went to explore like we usually do,even though we usually got lost.whatever.and at...4am probably,we heard some things..from the bush...we went to see what it was and then....POOF!
them:AHH!WHAT HAPPENED?
me:10 wild fangirls jumped on me and my friend.they took our jackets,gloves,hat,scarf and boots.It.Was.HORROR!we were freezing like shit and I had to call the other guys to come and get us.they were obviously drunk.AGAIN.and We had to remember all the way to the hotel.
Lindsay:what happened after?
me:at 5:49 we arrived at the hotel FINALLY,and the guys were on the floor with a bottles of Jack Danniel's and Vodka EVERYWHERE.luckily it was warm outside.I think if we stayed longer we would have been ice cubes.Or at least her,she has germanic blood,unlike me.
Leshawna:wait,what do you mean?
me:I am romanian.Romanians are latins.we are a combination of the Dacian nation and the Romans.so therefor,I have latin blood in me.It is said that people with latin blood are more resistent to the cold outside,since their blood is "warmer". hypoteticaly talking,it's very unbelievable.Practically talking,it is true.
Alejandro:she's right.I am Spanish,and it's very hot there,especially in the summer time.when I had to go in a cold country,some people were dressed very warm,while me and my dad were casual and had no problem with the weather.
Harold:cool
me:*sarcastic*thanks for approving.
Alejandro:No hay problema,senorita!(no problem,girl)
me:cierto(sure)
Leshawna:*yawning*well i don't know about you guys,but this girl*pointing to her*needs her beauty sleep.G'night y'all!
me:ok then.I will go to.Good night guys!*waving*
them:*waving*night!
I go to the first class,but Im stopped and pinned on the wall by....guess who...
me:what do you want,Noah?leave me alone!
Noah:neah..I don't think so.I might as well...have some fun.
me:in.your.dreams.
Noah:oh,but yes.yes you are in all my dreams.
I jerked from his and pushed him on the ground.
me:go.away. before I punch you and you go cry for your mom
-?-:oh hey Raven!you forgot you laptop.
me:*w*move bitch.*normal*oh hehe thanks.how could I forget it.*taking it*thanks
Alejandro:no problem.ummm.bye Noah.
Noah:bye.sweet dreams,Rain!
me:grrr...
Alejandro:everything okay?
me:let's just say....there are lots of things i don't tell.Look I know you want to know me better and all....but let's just forget about this and I'll tell you this "fairytail" about Noah later,right?I'm kind of tired now and I think i talked enough for one day.
Alejandro:sure.Gracias(thanks) for trusting me.
me:no problem.dulces sueños
Alejandro:*chuckling*you too.
-in the first class-
me:night girls.and Cody
them:night.
what a day....why did HE have to be here too?grr....
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