I was simply walking in the mall with my friends, after we saw 'The Hobbit, an Unexpected Journey' in 3D and we were drinking some chocolate milkshake, when I feel a hand on my shoulder.

-?-:Hey Raven!

I turn around and see it was Chris McLean,  an old friend.

me:Oh, hey Chris! 'Sup?
Joana:You know Chris McLean?
Candy:He is sooo hot!
Chris:Yeah...Well I kinda need a favour...A big one...
me:Hmm, lemme guess...It's to do with the Total Drama...something?
Chris:Exactly!
me:And you need me for...What, exactly?
Chris:D.R.A.M.A.
me:And how, exactly, can I make drama?
Chris:You are smart, you'll find something!
me:I don't want to compete, Chris. I don't want the money. You know very well I'm not a competitive person.
Chris:Okay, fine, you can be something like...The extra contestant. You can help whatever team you want, have proper food, and you'll have your personal room in the first class.
me:First class? We are going to be on a plane?
Chris:Total Drama World Tour! Rings a bell?
me:We will be visiting different countries? Epic! If we stay at least one day without a challange in each country, then I'm in!
Chris:You are a life saviour!
me:What can I say, Chris, you sure know how to charm a girl.
Chris:Then let's get you home to pack, 'cause we'll leave soon!
me:Adieu, mes amis!

-The bus arrives-

Chris:Welcome to Total Drama, folks! Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, LeShawna, Lindsey, Owen, DJ and Harold!
DJ:*Hugging a whimpering Owen* He's afraid of flying, remember?
Harold:Aerophobia,from the latin, Aeronausophobia, the fear of air sickness.
Noah:Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to be aeronausia all over you.
Chris:And returning favourites, Noah, Cody and...
Ezekiel:Yo yo yooo, this year's winner is in the house!...Bus...! I mean...Runwayyyy! ....Where's the plane, ay?
Izzy:I know, right? Let's fly- WOHOO!

Izzy jumps on him, making them both fall to the ground.

Chris:Yep, Izzy is back. Also, returning this season, Tyler, and the co-host of the Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!

...And they both fell too.

Ezekiel:Yo, Chris, you forgot to introduce me!
Chris:Ehh...and Ezekiel. And now, to mix things up and to make it all fresh, we're having 3 new competitors! : He's an honorable student, with a diplomat for a dad, and an amazing ability to charm the pants of most species, Alejandro!
Alejandro:Perhaps, I could assist.
Izzy:Whoaaw~!
Bridgette:*nervous* I-I-I have a boyfriend!
Alejandro:And amigos, please *holding hand to help to guys up* Allow me *helps them up*
Ezekiel:Wowweee-
Tyler:I like girls!

Smart. Careful not to break your frail masculinity, my friend. If you even have one, that is.

Chris:And...She is a sugar addicted superfan, with 16 Total Drama Blogs, Sierra!

Sorry, what now? SIX and TEN TD blogs?! How in the world can anyone manage so many blogs at once?! That's some kind of magic for sure. I can barely manage my 2 blogs on Tumblr! Teach me, master!

Sierra:Oh my Gosh! I love you guys! And this is the greatest thing that ever happened in my life! *fangirling* And Oh My Gosh, Cody! I've dreamt of this moment all my life!

Ah... Okay, nevermind, stay as far away as possible, pretty please. Reckon those dog repellent devices would work on her?

Chris:And...She is an extra-competitor, with an IQ of 231, who finished the Medical University, the singer of the band Dead Souls, the beautiful multi-instrumentalist and polyglotist, Raven!
me:Yes, Chris, I know you're happy I joined at your request, but there's no need to raise me a statue...Yet *winks*.

After hearing some sushed laughs from the others, I see the plane landing near us, earning unsatisfied gasps from us, regarding the safety of this death trap.

Duncan:What the...?!
Courtney:Excuse me?, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane.
me:Uhm...Remember that talk about the statue? I think I'll want it, now.
Chris:Eelaaax! It's perfectly safe! *part of the plane falls* Now, boarding!
me:I'd rather pray for a meteorite to fall on me.
Owen:Noo! I can't go in that! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my mum...No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical!
me:Supposedly, so was Frankenstein's experiment, yet nobody ever said anything about it.
Chris:*bang Owen in the head with a frying pan* Anybody else got a problem with that?
me:I've got an issue with the fact that Henry Clerval is in none of the Frankenstein movies.
Gwen:Woaw, you love Mary Shelley too?
me:Just my favourite of the Romantics. Along with Coleridge and Lord Byron, of course.
Gwen:And let's not forget Percy!
me:*winks*Oh, I love you already, Gwen.
Gwen: You've got great tastes in literature.
Chris:Now boarding!

-In the plane-

Gwen:Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that!
Courtney:Well, I don't have a problem about that!
Leshawna:Yeah, cuz you like singing!
Duncan:I don't. Girls sing! Little birds sing! *ironic laugh* Duncans do NOT sing!
Harold:Think I can do some beatbox?
Duncan:I'll beat you if you try!
Heather:Why are you doing this to us?
me:He hates you all.
Heather:Apart from that.
Chris:Simple! The rating of reality shows are huuuge, and the worse the singing, the higher the rating! That's why, on this show, there won't be no vocal coaches or rehearshals or warming!
me:Goodness, Chris, you sure are savage.
Chris:Couldn't be the best host ever otherwise.
me:I taught you well, my friend. Perhaps too well.
Chris: Maybe so! Now, this is the dining area,where you'll enjoy delightful meals.
Zeke:Prepare to lose to the Zeke!
Gwen:Okay, so not trying to be mean here, but you know you got voted off first last time, right?
Zeke:And I spent every minute ever since making sure that don't happen again.
me:*coughs* Doesn't.
Zeke:*glaring* I'm stronger,faster,smarter-
me+Chris:Chattier, blabblier, can't shut up-er. *high-fived each other*
Chris:Now zip it and let me finish the tour, so we can get to this burden flight.
Leshawna:Is it there a Ladies' room?
Chris:Just to there-
Leshawna:Good. 'Cuz I'm gonna make a deposit.
me:How about no?

-Confessional room-

Leshawna:There's a camera in the potty?AGAIN?Can't a sista' get a little privacy on this plane?

-End of confession-

Chris:Losing team will enjoy the luxury of the economy class accomodation between destinations.
Lindsay:Okay...Where are the beds?
Chris:Owen? Care to demonstrate?

How...? Is anyone supposed to sleep like that...?

Heather:That does NOT look comfortable!
Chris:There's no comfort for losers.
me:*shrugs* Oh, the irony.
Sierra:Hahaha, O-M-G Chris, I am just L-O-L hahahaha!
me:And I am so M-A-D. How dull.
Sierra:*glare*
Zeke:We should hit the winner's compartament, ay! Cuz I ain't never gonna sit here!
Noah:Is never your policy in mouth-wash too, home-school?
me:You just said "I am not never going to sit here" , genius, so you just contradicted yourself, which means that you will always sit here, the opposite to what you were thinking.
Zeke:Why don't you shut your trap, Miss Know-It-All?!
me:First, because I have a mouth, not a trap. And second, because I am proud that I am smart.
Zeke:*glare*
me:In.Your.Face.Loser!
Zeke:*growling*

-First class-

Chris:This is the first class cabin of each week's winner.
Alejandro:*near me and Lindsay* Well, this is the kind of accomodation a lady deserves.
Lindsay:They have ladies on first class too? Ohh! Me! You meant me!
me:*snort* So you know, not only ladies deserve comfort, but gentlemen too. Just an obvious fact. It seems like your papa knows how to teach his son the diplomatic way of talking and the strategic thinking.
Alejandro:*wide-eyed* Um..Si, Si, Senorita, that is true. My papa is a smart person.
me:So I can see. *smile*
DJ:That guy is as smooth as mamma's gravy.
Tyler:Lindsay was supposed to like me!
DJ:Nobody can compete with gravy!
Tyler:Lindsay! I can do a hand-stand!
me:Two words: Epic.Fail.
Lindsay:Oh my Gosh...Poor...I-I-I tend to forget his name. Oh, OH! I know! Alejandro~!
me:*snort*You're right.
Alejandro:That's...my name!
Lindsay:What a nice name, Alejandro, and I can say it all day.
me:*whispering* That's what she said.
Alejandro:*Stopping his laughter* Please do.
me: *chuckle*
Lindsay:*giggle*

-Confessional room-

Heather:I can see right through that guy. This extra confessional is actually nicer than talking in the toilet.
Chef:Maybe for you! I'm trying to prep for a fly here!
Heather:Hello! Benting! Shh! Anyway, new guy is so transparent, so fake... , so...
Chef:Deliciously Seductive?
Heather:That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!
Chef:Pretty good-looking guy too. I'm just sayin' !
Heather:Ughhhh! Forget this!

-End of confessional-

Cody:Whoaaa, where are we now? Wooaw! A grand piano? A hot burning pizza oven? A hot tub and dancing waters?
Harold:I don't know how I can win this?! I'm fairly sure Leshawna loves a hot tub!
Chris:Easy tiger! These are MY corners! And they are OFF LIMITS! Clear?
Harold:Crystal.
Sierra:Ohhh, Chris! I heart (<3) your limits!

-Confessional room-

Heather:Anyways, with Beth gone, Linds-iot and Ale-whatever looking like a real threat, my only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl. But pretending to like THAT Is gonna be haard. I do NOT <3 the new girl!

-End of confessional-

-Dining room-

Chris:Aaand that's pretty much it.

The plane shook and Bridgette fell in Alejandro's lap. Oh, dear~.

Alejandro:Oh. Senorita! Are you okay?
Bridgette:Is it the Earth moving?
Izzy:Nope. We are! WHOO!
Chris:One more thing. I think you remember a little something of the elemination ceremony. Takes place right in there, my friends. If you don't recieve a barf bag, full of peanut...
Zeke:I've got a peanut allergy,yo! Or is more like a sensibility....
me:Surely an allergy. And you probably meant sensitivity
Zeke:Yeah, sure, whatever "genius".
Chris:*cough*You will take the drop of shame.
Zeke:Okay...I don't like this...
me and Chris:*taking him* Kinda like this! *drop him off the plane* Finally.
Zeke:Heeeey! Good one, ey! Now, slow down and let me back in!
Chris:All eliminations are final bro!

-In the air-

DJ:Every second we're getting closer to an adventure...And further from momma.
me:*petting his back*It's going to be okay,big guy! Your mommy is surely proud and happy that you are her son. Every mom loves her child, trust me. For example, I always thought that my mum always hated me, because she was always insulting me and being extra strict. That is,'till iI turned 14. On that day, a serial murderer known as Jeff  tried to kill me. It was just then that she showed her true face and sacrificed herself so I will be able to live. Her last words were "I am truly sorry that I couldn't be the mummy you've always dreamt of, but I only tried to keep you safe for as long as I could. I love you". *shaky voice* So,see DJ? You should be proud of who you are! *hug*
DJ:*tearing up* Awwww, thank you so much, Raven! You are a saviour of my feelings!
me:No problem, big guy. Just remember, I'm always here for you.*wink*
Sierra:Cody Emerson Jameson Anderson. I also happen to know that your birthday is on the April first. You are my very own April fool.
me:Fun...

*ding ding*

Chris:*in a suit* Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical time!So, let's hear it!
Courtney:But...What are we supposed to sing?
Chris:You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challanging otherwise, would it?
me:You're such a ray of sunshine, aren't cha?

-after song-

Chef:*Ranting I didn't pay attention* Chris is an idiot!
me:I approve.
Chris:*gasp*

-in Egypt-

Chris:You guys want a little fun, huh? It's really hot here, huh? *drinking* I call today's challange "Pyramid over or under"
Leshawna:An 11 hour flight, Chef's poor cuisine, a musical number, and now we've got a challange?!
Chris:Don't you love this game?

-start line-

Harold:It's like we are cooked in a giant oven!
Leshawna:it would help of you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato!
Harold:Aluminium foil means that Aliens can't get your brains. It's a real problem in this area!
me:Umm...I prefer to say "extraterrestrial creatures". It's funny that Tokio Hotel named their fans Aliens, back in 2009. *smile innocently*
Alejandro:How do you know all this?
me:I do my research if it's about my favourite bands. Plus, I am very good at Maths, which helps my memory, creativity and vocabulary range.*smile*
Alejandro:*whistles* You are one smart chica.
me:I'm delighted to hear that.

*bang*

Chris:Man, that is satisfying. Alright, Pyramid Over and Under means you can choose how you get to the finish line. Either over, or under the pyramid, got it?
me:isn't it more like....through the pyramid?

Chris:Sounds better with UNDER. It's for the dramatic effect.
me:*shrugs* Suit yourself.
Chris:Ready, Set...
-?-:Wait up, yo guys! Wait up!

Fuck, not again...

Zeke:I told you I wasn't gon' lose this time!
me:To annoy you more, isn't it ENOUGH that people use nowadays "gonna" instead of "going to"? NOW you have to make it shorter? What, the capacity of your brain cannot cope with words with more than 5 letters?
Zeke:you will be lucky if I don't beat you!
me:Dude, I bet you'll be the first eliminated...Again. Everybody hates you.
Zeke:So not true! Right guys? Isn't the newbie soooo annoying?! I say we vote her off first! Who's with me?! ... Eh?

*all glaring at him*

me:Seems like people appreciate the intelligence, not the stupidness of a person. Thank youm guys, for supporting me. *smile*

*they smile too*

Zeke:I'm here to win!
Chris:Ehh it's your funeral. SET! *bang*

Everybody took off running inside the pyramid, with the exception of Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, Bridgette, Tyler,Lindsay and Alejandro. Maybe I'll stay too.

Tyler:Is it like, too late to go under the pyramid?
Lindsay:Alejandro and Raven are doing okay! Oh,he's like the cutest mountain goat in the world!
me:Did you hear that, Alejandro? You are such a  "cute mountain goat" meeeeeh~!
Alejandro:And even more than that, but the CUTEST mountain goat in the world! Accent falls on the superlative.
me:Oh, the modesty is radiating.
Alejandro:*winks* I'm jumping to get the girls. Go on top and wait us there, okay?
me:Got it.
Tyler:Wait! I can be a goat!
Alejandro:*seductive* May I be of assistance?
Tyler:Lindsay! I'm a goat! Baaah!!

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Courtney:Rope climbing was the gold medal when I was a CIT. And if Tiffany Tiskey wasn't such a lousy, I would've won!
Duncan:I always said it was overrated.
Courtney:My skills are going to assure our victory.
Duncan:Hey Gwen! Are you going over too?
Gwen:Working on it!
Duncan:I think Gwen could use a hand.
Courtney:Fine. But only because a 3 person belay is stronger.

Soon, Alejandro finally arrives on on top.

Tayler:Lindsay! Wait up! *hand on a scorpion* OUCH, MY HAND!*falling down again* .
me:That must have hurt.
Alejandro:*nod*

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Courtney:And your form is pulley.
Gwen:Jeez. Thanks Courtney! I was just wondering about that.
Courtney:You know, you are only here because I am feeling nice today.
Gwen:Woaw.this is you being nice? YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES!
Courtney:Are you hearing this, Duncan? You are not going away with that!
me:I'm sorry for you, Duncan! Just ignore them!
Duncan:Tryin'!

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Alejandro:It's too stiff for me to carry you down.
Bridgette:It must be an easier way!
me:*gasp*BRIDGETTE! YOU ARE A GENIUS!
Bridge:What did I say?
me:You are a surfer right?
Bridge:Yes...? And?
me:We can use this stupid sign to "surf" down! Fast and simple!
Bridge:You are right! I'm a surfer! *getting the sign* I can surf!
Tyler:Me too*sign hitting him* Whoo *falling*

With that, we manage to surf down, to the finish line. With lots of style and grace, might I say.

Bridge:Awesome!*giggling with Lindsay*
Alejandro:*panting* Ladies, after you!

Bridge and Lindsay go first, and after that, I and Alejandro.
Unlike them, I go near Chris, 'cause I have to choose at the beginning of each challange which team I want to help. However, Chris stops Alejandro too, not letting him joing the First team.

Chris:Wha Wha Wha, not so fast. This season, 3 teams! Bridgette and Lindsay round up team 1. Alejandro, you are the first member of team 2.
Ale:What about Raven?
Chris:She is not competing for money, therefore, she will help what team she wants, telling before a challange.
Harold:In Egyptian it's etney.
me:Eh...Nobody cares.
Chris:If it's any consolation, you get... *points to a falling Tyler*
Ale:Ahhh...Tyler? Is it?
Chris:Yup. And you also get... *pointing to Noah and Owen who were running* Congratulations!
me:My condoleances.
Ale:That's...wonderful!
me:Sure it is.

-confessional room-

Alejandro:*swearing in Spanish*

-end of confession-

Heather,Sierra and Cody run to the finish line too, after some time.

Sierra:We did it! Group hug! *hugging Cody* Come on, Heather, you too!
Chris:Aaaand hug's over. Sierra, get behind the number 2. Heather and Cody, you'll be on team 3.
Harold:In Eyptian is -
Chris:No one cares, Harold.
Cody:Where's Gwen? Not that I care, or something. Just wondering.

-on top of the pyramid-

Gwen:I'm telling you, we need to untie!
Court:And I am telling you, it's UNSAFE! I am in charge!
Chris:OKAAYY.*ding ding* Recognize that sound? It's time to get a little music!
Duncan:You said one song per episode!
Chris:So, if you don't sing, you're OUT! Now let's hear it!
Duncan:You know what? No! *going down,making the girls hit each "step"* No, no, no. 3 hours of this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat, and you want me to sing? FORGET IT!

Chris:Dude! You have a contract!
Duncan:Eat it, McLean! If you need me, I'll be in the plane, waiting for a ride home, 'cause I'm out. I quit *cutting himself free*
Cody:*offering hand to Gwen* Hi! Looks like we're team mates.

Soon after the whole Duncan riot, a wild mummy-Izzy comes carrying a mummy-Ezekiel, and they each join their teams, 3 and 1 accordingly.

Zeke:Thanks for all the help, you noobs!
Chris:Izzy, go join team-
Harol:Talata or 3.
me:And my suffering.
Zeke:Come on, guys! After all this, you got to let me back in the game!
Chris:Fine! But only 'cause we're down a man, thanks to Duncan McQuitty Pants. Go and enjoy team 1.
Zeke:Yes!
Chris:Okay, teams, time to get a name!

Team 1:TEAM VICTORY!

Team 3:TEAM AMAZON!

team 2: *talking*

Sierra:Oh, oh. I  know! Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot!!!

team 2+me:WHAT?

Chris:Alright, best team name! And here are your rewards!

Team Amazon:Camel

Team Chris:Goat

Team Victory:Stick.

Chris:All will be explained next time, if I feel like it. Next time on TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!!!