Super Happy Crazy Fun Time In Japan
I am in the economy class with the guys,trying to make Owen feel better with his air sickness...
Owen:WHAAAA I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIEE WHAAA
Noah:stop sweating,lunchbox!Air travel is like the fifteenth most safe mode of transportation,unless you're in a death trap....THIS ONE FOR EXAMPLE!
suddenly a piece of the plane broke and fell,sucking us out of the plane.scheisse...
Leshawna:this is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world!
suddenly she slipped and fell,but Alejandro caught her
Alejandro:such beauty will not fall through that airplane whole on my watch
not like she wasn't enjoying being in his arms hehe.Oh no....Owen's seabelts broke and...he covered the trap.the only good thing...
Harold:I could've done that.I just prefered the ladies wanting more
DJ+me:more Alejandro.
Harold:guys,you don't know anything about women.
me:wait a second.did you just say that I don't know things about women?
Harold:umm....yes?
me:maybe you're right...but i am more than a 100% sure of what I said.
Leshawna:you know,you can put me down now.I mean,if you want to.your choice,because this is nice!
Dj:mhm.nothing.
Owen:not that this isn't fascinating and all,but AAHAA HELP MY BUTT'S BEING SUCKED OUT OF THE PLANE!
Chris:this is your captain speaking.it's time for you to join me in the common area.and i mean EVERYONE.
-there-
Chris:welcome to today's challange,it's...
Harold:is it a reward or elimination challange?
Chris:good question Harold!and as if i'll tell you!
Tyler:2 of us got booted last time,so today has reward written all over it
Lindsay:I can use a reward.especially if it's candy!or shoes!or shoes made of candy!
me:that will be sticky...
Ale:tell me about it
Chris: and i hope you all brought your radioactive monster repellant because we are about to land in.....JAPAN!
me:yaay! I love Japan! Mostly because of the beautiful culture,but also because of the Animes and Mangas.
-?-:Is there any good type of porn?
i look to who was speaking-Cody-and smirked
me:how should I know.it's not like I watch porn or something.
Cody:oh really.your face says otherwise!*giggled*
me:That's because i dont like watching porn.I like watching Hentai,Yaoi and Yuri. in your words, Erotic Anime,Gay sex and Lesbian sex. It is a great difference between real-life porn and Hentai.DO you want to know what it is?
by now,all the guys were listening closely,and the girls were somehow looking shocked
DJ:Not that I am that interested,but what is it?
Owen:I didnt know you had it in you,DJ
me:It is just normal for a 17 year-old teen to be hormonal.It is only natural. THAT and the fact that the majority of people watching this are hormonal teens without a life and a girlfriend/boyfriend,who are fapping while watching
Noah:And you know this because...
me:I am a very curious person.Learning is in my nature.That,and I was always among guys,since i hated the drama the girls made so....yeah i was always the dude of the gang.Enough about that.THe difference is....Anime girls from Hentai are perfect and have huge breast.Also,they are very hormonal also.*muttering*And you should hear the sound they make when they reach the*cough* SO CHRIS WAZZAP IN JAPAN?
the guys laughed like crazy,while I was giggling,and then I wild Ninja Wannabe Chef appeared with a katana in his mouth.
me:*cough* I thought we were going in Japan,not China. And why is Chef dressed so crazily?If he wanted to be a ninja,he would of have to be dressed in black completely,with lots of hidden Shurikens,Smoke bombs,daggers AND his katana in BOTH hands.A samurai sword can ONLY be used with BOTH hands,otherwise you dishonor the tradition
Chris: *poker face* I thought I brought you here for drama,not for making my show a documentary.What if I will just make you go ho----
guys:NO!
Chris:and why is that?
Owen:because she makes enough drama between us,guys.
Chef:How so?
Owen:we were just talking about porn.
Chef became wide eyed while Chris laughed like crazy
Chris:fine.I will let her stay a little longer/But for now,who will you help?
me:Japan,you say?I guess I'll stick with my buddy,Owen
Chris:fine whatever.
Chef and Chris smirked at each other. NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME!HAROLD DECIDED THAT IT WAS FUNNY COMMENTING THE SAME SHIZZLE I JUST SAID! AND NOW CHEF DESTROYED THE DAMNED DOOR AND WE ARE FALLING NOW!
*DING DING*
Noah:SERIOUSLY!i mean SERIOUSLY!?
Chris:SING AND I MAY CONSIDER SAVING YOU!
I WAS CHEERING LIKE A MADGIRL
Ale:Why are you cheering like that?!we are about to die.
me:We are not going to die!AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY!*flying around*WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ale:you are so childish.how old are you?
me:by age or mentaly? 18 by age, and 5 by mind!*giggling*
Ale:ehhh....anyways,thanks for deciding to help us today too
me:no problem!I will do anything for my friends!
Ale:friends?but we just met,and you consider me a friend?
me:of course,silly!I may have been betrayed by every person i called a friend,but who said that new friends are going to be bad?WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!*hugging him*
Ale:*muttering*thanks.is great having someone calling me "friend"
me:I am just glad i could cheer you up.*diving somewhat lower*LET'S SING,BUDDIES!
-after the song-
i was cheering,while the others were screaming.After some time,we fell into a giant rice bowl.hehe i knew we werent going to die ^_^
Harold:JAPAN!YES!I know everything about this place!
me:Watashi mo,Harold!*he smiled and we bowed at each other*
LeShawna:WHat you know,just set us free-falling out of a plane!
Harold:But i went to sensei Steve's feudal japanese camp.
Ale:Oh yeah?I speak Japanese too!LeShawna,anata wa hana no yō ni utsukushīdesu
LeShawna:what's that?
Ale:*dreamily*i said,You are as beautiful as a flower.
Leshawna:*giggling*
-time skipping-
Chris:okay.first challange is inside a japanese game studio. Bow down,before Super Mega Ultra Smash
Tayler:*high-fiving Harol*I love japanese games!
Harold:sweet!My favourite is "Human Itchy my car go go"(wtf?)where you have to throw a banana into a car window,using a---
Tayler:a giant pitch fork!awesome!
*GONG SOUND*
Chris:OH LOOK!My own personal gong!Im gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls......
i wasnt even paying attention.why?i wont go.If i spin twice,im going to get dizzy and fall.thats me.And i already know pinball,from when i didnt have internet so yeah...
Team Victory:DJ+plus a panda that is going to eat poor guy alive
Team Amazon:Cody+a wild,hormonal Sierra-hope she ownt rape him-
Team Chris:Alejandro+with a tamed panda.
did I say that those pandas are so fluffy im gonna die?yes?no?okay...
Chirs:oh....*at DJ* Cute
me:actually,Chris,like an Anime girl would say, "high pitched voice"AWWWW KAWAII!!!!*giggling*
the guys chuckled while...why do some girls look strangely annoyed?
-time skip-
Chris:IT'S HUMAN PINBALL TIME!
Team Chris:462.000 pointsTeam Amazon:a Cody with Sierra's gum in his ear
Team Victory:a very depressed DJ
in the meanwhile,I was playing on the ground with Ting-Ting,Alejandro's panda companion.he is so kawaii!
Ale:I didnt know you liked animals this much
me:when I finished the Medical University,I finished the Vet brench so yeah.10 years of learning and practining,were transformed into 3 full years of total work
Ale:tough,but a very honorable thing.
me:arigatou.the funny thing is that i am not going to be a vet,since i have this hectic rockstar life,but i decided that when I am going to move on my own, and/or with someone,I will have at least 2 dogs,and I will look after the stray animals.You know,create a little help center in my house
Ale:that is really sweet.Not many people think this way,now.
me:well,someone has to knock some sence into people.even if it means knocking them out,because of a frying pan in the head,like in Tangled.
Ale:*laughing*you still watch cartoons?
me:How sad would it be,should laughter dissapear.Of course i am!*laughing*What kind of kid would I be if i wasnt watching cartoons?!
Ale:a grown up
me:*gasp*what is that?I've never heard of these species.But i've heard of old kids,to scared or ashamed of their own childish thinking.
Ale:you girl,are a very unique person
me:danke schon
Ale:german?
me:Ja
-time skip-
Chris showed us a video of the guys on Total Drama Action,but their voices were....strange.
Noah:ummm....what?
Court was annoyed cause their voices were dubbed,even though it was in english.Chris laughted and said"because they hated your voices"
Chris started to rant about the next challange and how we'll make a commercial about some stupid crappy "Sweet" . KNowing Chris,it's going to have poo-flavour."Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go-Time Fishtail" lame...
well we will choose the first some items.
-time skip-
me:i wonder...*looking at Alejandro who is going to eat a candy*NO!dont!You....
Ale:*spitting it out*horrible!gahh.....why didnt you say something earlier?
me:i am not the most observant person in the world,you know?
-Confession-
Ale:Jeez....why didnt I listen to Raven?WHY?it's like rotten fish intestines...*puke*
-End of confession-
-after the commercial-
Apparently Team Amazon won.It was really funny!hehe.Well I dont mind losing as long as we wont get any of our friends off of the team
-after the eliminations-
Harold got eliminated,out of "honour"
me:What did you do?
Ale:*innocently*why do you think I did something bad?
me:How come Harold got eliminated out of "honour",stabbing himself with a toy lightsaber
Ale:I just told him how girls like honorable man,like samurais.
me:*giggling*only one problem in this plan of yours
Ale:*eyebrow raised*and that is...
me:He isnt a man.he is a clueless,hopeless little kid
laughing,he got me to my place,and he went back to his.I go change in black large T-shirt "Satan Worships Me" writte in "blood" with black shorts and hair down,my laptop with me
me:so wazzap guys?
LeShawna:nothing much.DJ is still upset on the whole panda-thing.
me:ohh...i remember...uummm...well....Look.You need to have some faith in yourself!stop believing you are cursed!Just think positively,and the so called "curse" will break.simple like that.
Dj:*sniffing*jeez.thanks Ray.You always know what to say.You are the best friend ever
me:friend?looking in hope*
DJ:well of course!you are my friend!
me:*hugging him*and you are mine aswell
Owen:so what are you going to do now?
me:hmmm....Im not in the mood for a photo,so im just going to write a Tweet
"Hanging with my new friends,on the crappiest.almost broken plane @ChrisMcHottie could buy.The rest of the money are on his hot tube,vintage piano,electric fireplace and pizza oven.Way to go,"best host ever" "
we laughed like crazy after this.after some more chatter time,i went to sleep in my little room,only to be stopped by someone,who threw me in the wall.guessed already?mhm.Noah the f*cker
me:what do you want now,bitchass?
Noah:You will help my ALWAYS help my team,or else...
me:I would of helped you anyways.I help my friends.
Noah:Alejandro?
me:yes.He is my first friend here.jealous?
Noah:yes
me:well suck it up and leave me lone
Noah:I know about your diseases.I can simply....steal...you....pills
i look at him frightened.nobody,and i mean NOBODY knows about my them...
me:how did you know?
Noah:I often hid under you bed,or in you closet,watching you every move.
me:i thought you stopped after the police came 10 times because of you!
Noah:I can never stop my love for you,my goddes
me:*muttering*leave me alone...
-?-:HEY NOAH!Owen wanted to talk to you now
Noah:oh really?such a shame.See you later,my goddess
me:f*ck off
i hugged myself with my head down,thinking.what else does he know about me?I am really scared now...I have never been that scared....never ever ever
Ale:*softly*hey Raven...are you okay?
me:no....not really...but its okay....it doesnt matter
Ale:you can tell me,if you want...I am here for you ,,,
me:I---i--If i'd tell you,you arent going to see me the same,like all my other so called friends.Even my daddy left mummy because of me
Ale:dont say that...come on.I promise i will never stop being your friend.I promise i will always be your friends.Through everything.
me:*holding my pinky* pinky promise?
Ale:yes.I pinky promise
me:okay then.but not here.I dont want anybody else hearing this.
Ale:of course,chica
i get him in my room.It's a small and cozy,with a mini-fridge with snacks and energy-drinks.Alejandro sits on my bed,while i get 2 Monsters and some crisps
Ale:soo....what is the whole Noah thing?
me:well...when i was in school,when I was 12,he was a class mate.He had a crush on me,but it wasnt your ordinary "you are cute,wanna be my girlfriend" crush.it was more like "I will become you ultimate stalker,and be closer to you than your own shadow" He often sent me gifts reffering to me as "his goddess". sincerily,I was very.scared.
Ale:Did you do anything to you?
me:in a way or another.I had to call the police 10 times,because he stole things from my house,and i found them in his "love sanctuary" in his school locker.I was freaked out when I found it.Then,I found him sneeking in my closet,under my bed or in the rest of the house,while my mum was away.
Ale:that is...I had a whole lot other impression of this guy
me:at first,I too,but after 1 month....the hell broke.literally.
Ale:and what was his deal with you now?did he threaten you?
me:he told me to help your him,or else he will tell you my secrets that nobody ever knew.
Ale:that is....something i would do,but not on a real friend.What is in this guy's mind?is he crazy or something?But....if you dont mind me asking,are does secrets that dark,that you want to keep them for yourself?
me:well....i....like i told you,after i told my friends a little part of my secret,they betrayed me very bad....and I got really scared after that.
Ale:It s okay.I dont want you to force yourself to tell me your secrets,however,if you will,I swear I wont tell anyone
me:you swear?
Ale:On my necklace that my father gave me when I was 8 and went in Texas
me:okay then...i guess....this wont kill anyone....
Ale:are you sure about this?
me:*softly*yes...
-Confession-
Alejandro:she really trusts me with her darkest secrets,even after she saw my tactics?Do I really mean that much for this girl?I have to admit,I only want to hold her in my arms and to comfort her.I love her smile...so dreamy.....OFF THE SUBJECT!-End of Confessional-
me:I am not the most....normal person in the world....you see...i am not as healty as I look.I...I....kept seeing shadows and hearing strange noises,and when i asked people,they were looking at me like I was inventing things.After that,I was diagnostigated with Skizofrenia.Number One reason why my friends hated me.*silent tears were escaping*
Second reason was.....I was having those crazy voices in my head,and I often fought with myself.That is Multiple Personality Disorded,or MPD for short.
Rainy is the childish one
Raven is the normal me and the rockstart
Caitlyn is the angered me
and Blacky is soft and emotional me
*he started to hug me and try to calm me down*
Ale:Hey shh...it's okay now.I promise you.
me:I also Bipolar,I have AhDh, and I suffered from Depression some time ago.I was almost put in the Mental Asylum because I was self-harming and atempted suicide some times.
-Confessional-
Ale:it is literally the first time in my life EVER when i felt like this.The only thing i wanted was to kill those people who hurt this poor frail girl.And here I am,starting to like her,and comforting her.Well,it's a start
-End of Confessional-
me:Another crazy thing about me is...when I gat angry,my hair becomes fire,and my eyes go red and when Im sad it turns into water and eyes go icy blue.Also,I can change my hair and eye colour.I also wont get mad at you if you will start hating me and think I am a freak
Ale:I think you are unique.You are special...Blacky?
me:you got that right
Ale:You are my best friend.I will never let you down.I am very sad to hear what you have been through,but I can tell you,that I will always be there for you
me:thank you.thank you so much for everything.You have no idea how much this means to me.
Ale:now shhh stop crying.You are too beautiful to waste those tears.
me:you think so?
Ale:I know so
me:*hugging him tighter*Thank you.
Ale:BTW.Noah said something about some pills.what was it all about?
me:If i take some pills,I can make some of the diseases stop.1/day
Ale:well,this is good.*stroking my hair*You know,I am not the best rock fan ever,but i have a bracelet that I want to give you.This will be the bond of our friendship
me:you dont have to.As long as we know it is true,then material objects are not important
Ale:then,consider it as a gift from you friend
me:best friend
and by the end of the day,we simply fell asleep,me in his arms,and him stroking my hair.I couldnt have asked for a better friend...but i wonder....what is this funny feeling I get when I am near him....meh who knows.
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