Slap Slap Revolution

DJ:Man,Im so sick of having this stupid animal mangling curse!

LeShawna:curse,shmurse.The more you believe that thrash,the more power it has over you!

DJ:wow.Really?Maybe you're right!

Owen:6 episodes and no eliminations!If we were a steak,we'd be a 32 hours power steak!And you guys would be a tiny slice of bologne

me:Owen!That wasn't nice at all!

Ale:need I remind you that we LOST the last challange?

Owen:With you as our leader,nothing is impossible!Heck,im not even afraid of flying anymore!

me:yeah.And what the hell am I here?A mango?

Owen:check this out!

he unbelt his...belts and started to fly around the plane.stupid Owen...

me:you just jinxed your luck.

The plane started to shake and the hole in our compartment reopened again.shit.And there is a hell lot of screaming...and Owen almost fell through the hole...

Owen:AHH!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!AL!GIVE ME AN ALE-HAND-BRO!RAINBOW!GET

ME OUT OF HERE!

Ale:*glaring*

-Confessional-

Ale:Gah!How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto!!

-End of Confessional-

Team Victory was able to help him and block the hole

me:Amazing job,guys.You are the best.

Lindsay:Thank you,Raven!!

A seagull flew on DJ's lap

DJ:no!shoo!go!you are not safe with me!

-falling in snow-

me:KYA!!!*falls* jeez thanks snow!

Ale tries to catch LeShawna,but....he became frost pancake...

me:where are we?

Chris:Guten tag,and welcome to Deutschland.A.K.A. Germany!

me:really Chris?If you wanted to say everything in german,why didn't you ask me?Guten tag und wilkommen im Deutschland!

Chris:We are in avalanche teritory so you might want to keep it down.

and...Lindsay started to fangirl for whoever knows the reason...bad idea...

*ding ding*

me:We should try to make it sound like Eine Kleine.

-after song-

me:KYA!!!!TYLER IM SO KILLING YOU!

-Confessional-

Heather:Alejandro flirting with LeShawna?I would vomit,but he isn't even worth the puke!Did you hear that?Even his singing is up to something!ugh!

Owen:i smell...FOOD!It's BEAUTIFUL!*starts to eat raw meat*

Chris:easy tiger!don't think of it as raw meat.think of it as raw building material!over 5 hundred of species blah blah blah

Chef:SHUT UP UND STUFF IT!

me:is it that hard to ask for something??? Mund halten und stopfen es!

-start of the challange-

Izzy:Yodaleihuu!!!!

Ale:*getting her*Tyler!we need your strengh on the grinder!Owen!Stuff tht like you life depends on it!Noah!you make sure Izzy doesnt get in the grinder yet!*throwing him Izzy

Noah:And there goes my pelvis...

me:and me?

Ale:umm...I dont want you to get dirty so...can you do the grinding please?if you can of course

me:sure sure.i can hendle it.

-some time after-

Noah:haha Cody has a tiny sausage

Cody:at least my team HAS a sausage

Team Chris:*gasp*

me:oh hell no...

Owen:so spicy....

Ale:i have an idea!we can ride Owen down the hill!

Courtney:No Way!That's cheating!Forget it!Chris:Owen is stuffed with meat,I say he's good for duty,

-some time after this-

me:WI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ale:*hugging my waist*careful.we don't want you to fall,now do we?

me:Nope,not likely

Owen:great stirring,Al!ouch...

me:*giggling*yeah.great stirring,Al

Ale:don't say that.

me:why it annoys you*smirking*

Ale:actually,yes.Rainbow

me:can't blame you.I look like a rainbow.I even have Skittlezzzz *wink*and actually,When you say it,it sounds better then when Owen says it

Ale:hmmm...I think...maybe...I can get used to you calling me that.but ONLY you

me:fine by me.actually...if you don't mind me asking,why do you hate it?

Ale:my brother,Jose,he is "perfect" and likes to tease me.

me:hmmm...Jose....I think I heard of him?when I was in high-school,I was Portugal and that is near Spain...wait a second...is your last name Burromuerto by any chance?

Ale:*eyebrow raise*actully yes,yes it is.How did you know?

me:Jose was my classmate in high-school.yes,he WAS annoying as hell

Ale:join the club

me:where do I sign?*giggling*

*finish line*

Chris:Congrats on arriving first,Team Chris is REALY hot!Way to use Owen's face as a breakthrough,Alejandro!Now to part zwei of today's challange.Competitors must learn and perform a traditional german dance...last team standing wins.

LeShawna:Where is the reward you promised?

Chris:patience,mein flower

me:that german...

Chris:team Chris is really x 4 hot.first to arrive,first for reward

me:ummm cool helmets...

-challange starts-

good thing im not in this game...but I have to dance with Chef...I dont know what's worse...

Ale:Ignore them.the dont know a fabulous dancer when they see it!Truly,you are fabulous.You musnt hold back any longer

LeShawna:you're right candy apple!clear the way!this dancer is on station

woaw...so that is flirting?jeez,I can already see LeShawna falling to his feet....I don't like this "flirting"

Noah:what is with you and LeShawna?Giving the enemy a pep talk?not cool

Ale:Very perseptive,my brilliant team mate.Im working on angle,to benefit our team.

and Owen is electrocuted.Awesome.

So last person to stay on the platform wins.cool.I stay near Chef and Chris.It's a better view.....HELL YES!LESHAWNA AND HEATHER ARE FIGHTING!GO LESHAWNA!!!GO!!!! wait Alejandro fell?and Sierra fell asleep?woaw...so many unusual things happen

me:*helping Ale up*wonderful performance.

Ale:thanks.

me:Well...i know that LeShawna will surely be voted off...well it was worth seeing some cat fight.

Ale:yeah.amazing...just what I wanted

me:great plan BTW

-in the plance-

*Alejandro's PoV* (Bet you didn't expect that)

Heather:I think you took a dive back there and I wanna know WHY

me:and I think you took way too many slaps to the head

Heather:HAH!I know you're up to something.

me:you know how great you look without that missing tooth?It really brings out the anger in your eyes

Heather:YOU!that is so...UGH!!!!!!

-in economy class-

-?-:and then,it was a HUGE chocolate fountain in the middle of the room and then all five of us entered in it and we were like choco figourines!And the chocolate was SO good!

Izzy:woaw!Where was this!

Ray:ummm....France I believe,but Im not really sure.But it was so AMAZING!ANd then,the guy from the hotel screamed we he saw us cause he thought w were zombies!

guys:*laughing*the bathroom was so messy after this,the hotel director made us clean every last bit of chocolate.But it was totally worth it!

me:It would have been interesting to see this

Ray:Oh hey Alejandro!sup?

me:the roof*smirking*

Ray:*gasp**throwing Skittles at me*Taste the rainbow,bitch!

me:*catching one in my muth*mhhh good.stop wasting them like this,instead of eating them.

Ray:fine fine.

she started to chit-chat with Izzy and Lindsay,when I hear

Owen:Rainbow!Rainbow!Rainbow!RAINBOW!RAINBOW!!!RAAAAIIINNNBOOOOWW!!!!!!!

Ray:WHAT?!

Owen:can I have some Skittles?

Ray:and you had to shout like that because you wanted some stupid Skittles?

Owen:umm yes.

Ray:*throwing him Skittles*here.now stop intrerupting me.*leaning her back on my shoulder*

Lindsay:do you know any good disco?

Ray:well,there is one,and it's one of the most expensive ones...It's in Spain,Ibiza.It's an island and there is party 24/7.

Lindsay:can we go there?

Ray:umm...I don't know...I will talk to Chris to go there and pay for you,but im going to explore.Im not one for parties and things like that

Lindsay:awwww....

Ray:just because im not there,that doesn't mean you can't have fun!Tyler will be there with you!

Tyler:that's right!I will!

Izzy:WO!We will have so much fun!

me:what are you going to do?

Ray:*texting*wait for it.....wait for it....*ding ding ding*HE AGREED!Now I only have to call to book for 2 weeks for now.*calling* ¿Hola? se Raven.I llamar para reservar durante dos semanas, por ahora. Para mis amigos. Gracias. adiós    (Hello? it is Raven.I call to book for two weeks for now.For my friends.thanks.bye)

me:soo?

Ray:2 Weeks from now,you are going to Ibiza

them:YAY!

Ray:so.what are you going to do?

me:who,me?

Ray:well you of course

me:Im going to show you the beauty of Spain

Ray:hm?you don't want to go partying?

me:you need a guide

Ray:don't mind me.you go have fun

me:But i want to go with you

Ray:that's really cute of you

me:gracias,hermosa (beautiful)

Ray:*giggling*you think so?

me:I know so*smiling*

Ray:im gonna hit the hay.night guys!*kissing me on the cheek*night,hermoso*smiling*

me:*smiling dreamly*night,princesa (princess)

-after she leaves-

Owen:Al and Rainbow sitting in a tree!K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

me:oh shut up!

Owen:you so love her!just admit it already!

me:*glaring*just sleep and shut up

Owen:okay Al...

but who said I didn't like her,huh?

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