Slap Slap Revolution
DJ:Man,Im so sick of having this stupid animal mangling curse!
LeShawna:curse,shmurse.The more you believe that thrash,the more power it has over you!
DJ:wow.Really?Maybe you're right!
Owen:6 episodes and no eliminations!If we were a steak,we'd be a 32 hours power steak!And you guys would be a tiny slice of bologne
me:Owen!That wasn't nice at all!
Ale:need I remind you that we LOST the last challange?
Owen:With you as our leader,nothing is impossible!Heck,im not even afraid of flying anymore!
me:yeah.And what the hell am I here?A mango?
Owen:check this out!
he unbelt his...belts and started to fly around the plane.stupid Owen...
me:you just jinxed your luck.
The plane started to shake and the hole in our compartment reopened again.shit.And there is a hell lot of screaming...and Owen almost fell through the hole...
Owen:AHH!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!AL!GIVE ME AN ALE-HAND-BRO!RAINBOW!GET
ME OUT OF HERE!
Ale:*glaring*
-Confessional-
Ale:Gah!How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto!!
-End of Confessional-
Team Victory was able to help him and block the hole
me:Amazing job,guys.You are the best.
Lindsay:Thank you,Raven!!
A seagull flew on DJ's lap
DJ:no!shoo!go!you are not safe with me!
-falling in snow-
me:KYA!!!*falls* jeez thanks snow!
Ale tries to catch LeShawna,but....he became frost pancake...
me:where are we?
Chris:Guten tag,and welcome to Deutschland.A.K.A. Germany!
me:really Chris?If you wanted to say everything in german,why didn't you ask me?Guten tag und wilkommen im Deutschland!
Chris:We are in avalanche teritory so you might want to keep it down.
and...Lindsay started to fangirl for whoever knows the reason...bad idea...
*ding ding*
me:We should try to make it sound like Eine Kleine.
-after song-
me:KYA!!!!TYLER IM SO KILLING YOU!
-Confessional-
Heather:Alejandro flirting with LeShawna?I would vomit,but he isn't even worth the puke!Did you hear that?Even his singing is up to something!ugh!
Owen:i smell...FOOD!It's BEAUTIFUL!*starts to eat raw meat*
Chris:easy tiger!don't think of it as raw meat.think of it as raw building material!over 5 hundred of species blah blah blah
Chef:SHUT UP UND STUFF IT!
me:is it that hard to ask for something??? Mund halten und stopfen es!
-start of the challange-
Izzy:Yodaleihuu!!!!
Ale:*getting her*Tyler!we need your strengh on the grinder!Owen!Stuff tht like you life depends on it!Noah!you make sure Izzy doesnt get in the grinder yet!*throwing him Izzy
Noah:And there goes my pelvis...
me:and me?
Ale:umm...I dont want you to get dirty so...can you do the grinding please?if you can of course
me:sure sure.i can hendle it.
-some time after-
Noah:haha Cody has a tiny sausage
Cody:at least my team HAS a sausage
Team Chris:*gasp*
me:oh hell no...
Owen:so spicy....
Ale:i have an idea!we can ride Owen down the hill!
Courtney:No Way!That's cheating!Forget it!Chris:Owen is stuffed with meat,I say he's good for duty,
-some time after this-
me:WI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ale:*hugging my waist*careful.we don't want you to fall,now do we?
me:Nope,not likely
Owen:great stirring,Al!ouch...
me:*giggling*yeah.great stirring,Al
Ale:don't say that.
me:why it annoys you*smirking*
Ale:actually,yes.Rainbow
me:can't blame you.I look like a rainbow.I even have Skittlezzzz *wink*and actually,When you say it,it sounds better then when Owen says it
Ale:hmmm...I think...maybe...I can get used to you calling me that.but ONLY you
me:fine by me.actually...if you don't mind me asking,why do you hate it?
Ale:my brother,Jose,he is "perfect" and likes to tease me.
me:hmmm...Jose....I think I heard of him?when I was in high-school,I was Portugal and that is near Spain...wait a second...is your last name Burromuerto by any chance?
Ale:*eyebrow raise*actully yes,yes it is.How did you know?
me:Jose was my classmate in high-school.yes,he WAS annoying as hell
Ale:join the club
me:where do I sign?*giggling*
*finish line*
Chris:Congrats on arriving first,Team Chris is REALY hot!Way to use Owen's face as a breakthrough,Alejandro!Now to part zwei of today's challange.Competitors must learn and perform a traditional german dance...last team standing wins.
LeShawna:Where is the reward you promised?
Chris:patience,mein flower
me:that german...
Chris:team Chris is really x 4 hot.first to arrive,first for reward
me:ummm cool helmets...
-challange starts-
good thing im not in this game...but I have to dance with Chef...I dont know what's worse...
Ale:Ignore them.the dont know a fabulous dancer when they see it!Truly,you are fabulous.You musnt hold back any longer
LeShawna:you're right candy apple!clear the way!this dancer is on station
woaw...so that is flirting?jeez,I can already see LeShawna falling to his feet....I don't like this "flirting"
Noah:what is with you and LeShawna?Giving the enemy a pep talk?not cool
Ale:Very perseptive,my brilliant team mate.Im working on angle,to benefit our team.
and Owen is electrocuted.Awesome.
So last person to stay on the platform wins.cool.I stay near Chef and Chris.It's a better view.....HELL YES!LESHAWNA AND HEATHER ARE FIGHTING!GO LESHAWNA!!!GO!!!! wait Alejandro fell?and Sierra fell asleep?woaw...so many unusual things happen
me:*helping Ale up*wonderful performance.
Ale:thanks.
me:Well...i know that LeShawna will surely be voted off...well it was worth seeing some cat fight.
Ale:yeah.amazing...just what I wanted
me:great plan BTW
-in the plance-
*Alejandro's PoV* (Bet you didn't expect that)
Heather:I think you took a dive back there and I wanna know WHY
me:and I think you took way too many slaps to the head
Heather:HAH!I know you're up to something.
me:you know how great you look without that missing tooth?It really brings out the anger in your eyes
Heather:YOU!that is so...UGH!!!!!!
-in economy class-
-?-:and then,it was a HUGE chocolate fountain in the middle of the room and then all five of us entered in it and we were like choco figourines!And the chocolate was SO good!
Izzy:woaw!Where was this!
Ray:ummm....France I believe,but Im not really sure.But it was so AMAZING!ANd then,the guy from the hotel screamed we he saw us cause he thought w were zombies!
guys:*laughing*the bathroom was so messy after this,the hotel director made us clean every last bit of chocolate.But it was totally worth it!
me:It would have been interesting to see this
Ray:Oh hey Alejandro!sup?
me:the roof*smirking*
Ray:*gasp**throwing Skittles at me*Taste the rainbow,bitch!
me:*catching one in my muth*mhhh good.stop wasting them like this,instead of eating them.
Ray:fine fine.
she started to chit-chat with Izzy and Lindsay,when I hear
Owen:Rainbow!Rainbow!Rainbow!RAINBOW!RAINBOW!!!RAAAAIIINNNBOOOOWW!!!!!!!
Ray:WHAT?!
Owen:can I have some Skittles?
Ray:and you had to shout like that because you wanted some stupid Skittles?
Owen:umm yes.
Ray:*throwing him Skittles*here.now stop intrerupting me.*leaning her back on my shoulder*
Lindsay:do you know any good disco?
Ray:well,there is one,and it's one of the most expensive ones...It's in Spain,Ibiza.It's an island and there is party 24/7.
Lindsay:can we go there?
Ray:umm...I don't know...I will talk to Chris to go there and pay for you,but im going to explore.Im not one for parties and things like that
Lindsay:awwww....
Ray:just because im not there,that doesn't mean you can't have fun!Tyler will be there with you!
Tyler:that's right!I will!
Izzy:WO!We will have so much fun!
me:what are you going to do?
Ray:*texting*wait for it.....wait for it....*ding ding ding*HE AGREED!Now I only have to call to book for 2 weeks for now.*calling* ¿Hola? se Raven.I llamar para reservar durante dos semanas, por ahora. Para mis amigos. Gracias. adiós (Hello? it is Raven.I call to book for two weeks for now.For my friends.thanks.bye)
me:soo?
Ray:2 Weeks from now,you are going to Ibiza
them:YAY!
Ray:so.what are you going to do?
me:who,me?
Ray:well you of course
me:Im going to show you the beauty of Spain
Ray:hm?you don't want to go partying?
me:you need a guide
Ray:don't mind me.you go have fun
me:But i want to go with you
Ray:that's really cute of you
me:gracias,hermosa (beautiful)
Ray:*giggling*you think so?
me:I know so*smiling*
Ray:im gonna hit the hay.night guys!*kissing me on the cheek*night,hermoso*smiling*
me:*smiling dreamly*night,princesa (princess)
-after she leaves-
Owen:Al and Rainbow sitting in a tree!K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
me:oh shut up!
Owen:you so love her!just admit it already!
me:*glaring*just sleep and shut up
Owen:okay Al...
but who said I didn't like her,huh?
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