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Da-to the-Yuum!! This is one of my fave episodes XD

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When I woke up,Chris told me that for today's challange,we were supposed to go to a casino,but we aren't of age (21 in America,right?) So we had to change.That's why,they 3 of us (me,Chris,Chef) went directly to the destination.When we arrived,everybody came here...

me:Uh...guys?Where's Heather?

Owen:I didn't see her falling into the water or any of the boats...

Courtney:Who cares?

Chris:blah blah blah Blainley is the new competitor

us:WHAT?!

Oh fuck...I really don't like her...

As Blainley was singing,we heard Cody,

Cody:Uh...Who's her,again?

Blainley:Who am I?WHO AM I?Who are YOU?I am the host of the "Puppy Bachelorette"!I was nominated for a Jammy Award!I interviewed YOU for Celebrity Manhunt!

Cody:Yeah...Raven's better...

Blainley:Ra-who?

Da-yum.My sassy self is snapping.Way to go,Caitlyn!Show her who we are!(If you don't remember,Caitlyn is one of her personalities)

me:*chough*Ra-who,she says?I am Raven Black,singer,screamer,guitarist AND songwriter of the world-wide known rock band "Dead Souls",freaquent speaker of 5 different languages,with an IQ of 231 and a degree in medicine,from a very well known University from England.Also *cough* part-time goth model.And you say "who is Raven?" Well,I'd rather say "Who the fuck are YOU?" Ha,hear her! "Puppy Bachelorette" who the hell do you think watches dog harem,anyways?and nominated for only 1 award?Bitch please!I have so many awards,thanks to my band and the epicest fan base,that I lost count of them! So,in conclusion,I fucking suggest you watch your tongue before you go around,insulting someone FAR superior from your child-like abilities. End of story. Period.

After my little speech,I could hear random claps-mainly from Sierra,Cody,Duncan,Chris and Courtney.Well...Owen is still infatuated with this plastic doll.

Blainley:Well...at least I know how to look presentable!

me:Well,at least I don't need a tone of make-up and hours of staring in the mirror to actually look good.Unlike you-fake tan- *wink**smirk*

She was growling at me,and when she lunged at me,I stepped out of her way,

me:Hey,Mildred.You know...it's very unlady-like to growl like an animal.

Chris:*laughing**cough*Anyways,let's start the challange!

Sierra was the first to win the "husand"-Ermahgerd,this sounds so wrong,please luck,only for once,be in my favour!!!- and she got...ALEJANDRO?Oh shit...at least,please be Cody?Oh Sheesh,poor Alejandro...

I get there,open the door,and help him out.Anyways,somehow,I managed to talk with Sierra and Chris to let me have Alejandro-oh Jeez,ths is soooo wrong!-And let Sierra have Cody.Of course Chris agreed.So,Courtney got Duncan and Mildred got Owen.PURRRRfect.

Okay so,from what I understood,the guys have to make us move to get to a dress.

me:Uh..CHRIS,YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Chris:*laughing awkwardly*Yes,my dearest Raven?

me:Please,tell me.Why.just WHY THE HELL IS MY DRESS AND ALL THE ACCESSORIES FRO MY FUTURE PHOTOSHOT THERE?!I STAYED A MONTH TO FIND EVERYTHING I NEEDED,TO BE A SURPRISE AND YOU JUST HAVE TO STEAL THEM AND RUIN EVERYTHING!! I WILL KILL YOU!!

Chris:*Scared*I'M SORRY,OKAY?!YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER ONE!

me:The photoshot is exactly one week from when we finish this Total Drama fuckery...

Chris:I'll help you,okay?

me:I'd better go dressed like Owen,then have your help in choosing my clothes!YOUR.FASHION SENSE.SUCKS!

Chris:*gasp*You're rude!

me:No shit,Sherlock!

Chris:JUST START THE DAMN CHALLANGE!!!

Somehow-due to our trust and my EPIC orientation skills-I managed to actually get MY dress,and not one of those sucky old-fashioned ones,but I wasn't the first to arrive.Sierra and Cody were the firsts.

Alejandro:*whispering in my ear*You look breath-taking,my lovely bride.

me:*looking in another direction**Blushing*shut up or you're dead.

Alejandro:*chuckle*You're adorable.

me:*pout*hmpf...

Chris:Raven and Alejandro won the challange,so I'm giving them a headstart.

Alejandro:Ready,Mrs.Alejandro?

me:That's practically the wrong way to use is but...only if you are ready...Mr.Raven.*wink*

Chris:Oh,I almost forgot.Because the waterfall wasn't enough,we brought hungry,hungry sharks.

me:CHRIS!!!I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!

Alejandro:*taking my hand kissing it*My dear,relax.Shall we go after Sierra and Cody?

me:nononononononono.Let's go after Owen and Mildred,okay?

Alejandro:You have a plan,I pressume?

me:Of course I do...just...make sure we don't fall,okay?I'm not fond of sharks...or dying,for what matters.

Alejandro:I will never let my princesa to fall.I'm a gifted ballancer.

me:I trust your word here...*deep breath*let's go.

Alejandro:Si,amore mio.

When Sierra and Mildred were fighting,all 4 of them fell,but fortunately,Alejandro really IS a gifted ballancer.Thank Pein for that...

me:You're the best...

Alejandro:Were you even doubting my abilities?*wink*

me:N-no...*looking away*What made you think that...

Alejandro:hmpf.You're locca,amore.

Chef:blah blah blah questions.

((Questions about the adorkable Canada A.K.A. Matthew Williams <3 . "Who?" me:Kumajiro...he's Canada,your owner!T_T

Alejandro:Ottawa

me:Maple Leaf....dayum,I want soem pancakes with Maple Syrup now...

me+Alejandro:Beavers!

Chef:Wow,you got'em all right.Anything you'll like to declare?

Alejandro:That we are happily married.

me:Alejandro...you're dead...I mean it...

Alejandro:But you are so kawaii,anata no Tsundere-hime *wink*  (my tsundere princess)

me:*covering blushign face with hands*Stop torturing me like thaaaat

Alejandro:Okay....for now...

~Somehow,Owen got eliminated~

I just arrived in my room,and as I went to undress,I looked in the mirror...I really felt like a princess this day.It was a...really warm feeling...I didn't even realize I was smiling...well,now I gotta look for a new outfit on the internet for the photoshoot...With a happy sigh,I dressed in a large Tshirt and some shorts and started my search on the laptop,while waiting for Al...Hear Chris,"wedding reception"Pfff,what-ever...Hear him...weddings...I don't even like weddings..they are a drag...too troublesome..and you have to be so formal with everything and everyone,and to make sure everybody's having a good time...Pfff forget it.

-?-:Hola,senorita,como estas? (How are you)

me:You came earlier,eh?Well,I was looking for an outfit for that stupid photoshot,but yeah...it's hard...

Alejandro:*sitting next to me*Need some help,amore?

me:You know what?Why the hell not?I don't have anything better to do anyways.

We searched for a stupid outfit for at least 4 hours,and I gotta say,I wanted to throw the laptop out.

me:I give up for today.*closing the laptop*Buenas noches,carino (good night,honey)

Alejandro:Buenas noches,mi querida (my dear)

I turned around,hugging the blankets,whel I feel him tickling me,making me yelp surprised.

me:I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING,bastardo!

He took both my wrists and pinned me on the bed,looking at me with that teasing smirk.

me:I really really REALLY hate you sometimes...*blushing wildly*

Alejandro:But hermosa,you are so beautiful when you blush...

me:Stop it,idioto!Stop making me blush!

Alejandro:*kissing me*nope.

Okay,so you like playing dirty?Fine,be that way.I can do this too.

me:*smirking**whispering in his ear*You aren't the only tease around here,you know?

Alejandro:*wide eyed*Huh?What do you...

He couldn't finish his sentence,cause I headbutted him,then I pushed him by the shoulders,pinning HIM on the bed,staing on his waist,pinning his wrists,leaning close to his blushing face.

me:See,Alejandro?You aren't the only one who can play this game...What the crapolla were you even thinking...

Alejandro:H-holy..ch-churros...

Surpressing a giggle,I leaned in,making our lips brush,then when I saw him wanting to kiss me,I grabbed the blanket,turned around quickly,my back facing him,and faking I was asleep.

Alejandro:W-what the hell just happened,chica?

me:*giggling*Oh,nothing much.Just me managing to make you blush.Mission accomplished.

Alejandro:*chuckling*Guess I deserved that.

me:You guess?Well,you desrved even worse,but I'm merciful today.

Alejandro:*mumbling*Can't wait till you're merciless...

me:*hitting him with a pillow*I HEARD THAT,STUPIDO!

Alejandro:*hugging my waist**kissing my neck*Good night,mi corazon.

me:Yeah yeah,whatever you say,jerk.

Alejandro:I'm still your jerk after all.

me:S-shut up...