me and Izzy are in CHef's place

Izzy:uuu what does this button do?

me:It's the red button!press it!press it!

Chef:no!!!!

-meanwhile-

Owen:has anyone seen Izzy or Rainbow?

Ale:I've seen them going to Chef's place

*plane starts to shaKE*

-meanwhile-

Izzy:Hello,passangers!If you look out the window you will see what happpens when me and Raven fly this plane

Chef:Hey!give me that!and fly straight!

*ding ding ding ding*

me:ummm...you might want to hang on on something rather heavy...

we ended up floting on water,in front of the Eiffle Tour.me and Izzy flew with our chair and endede up on water,but she hit her head on the plane too

me+Izzy:WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!*sinking in the water*

-skip time-

Chris:I didnt really get time to make the introductions,but I wasnt expecting water-landing and all,just gonna give the highlights.France,City of love,Art gallery,filler,priceless priceless,artwork

Lindsay:*fangirling*Paris!there's only one guy i want to share this night with!The guy i've been dreaming of since we've been appart!where's my Tyler?

Tyler:*cough*hey Linds!

Lindsay:Are you sure that's you?Cuz you look slightly different in my head.

Ale:everything looks slightly different in her head

me:*nudging him**giggling*dont ruin her dreams!she "just" got her Tyler back

Ale:**smile*

Lindsay:Did you always wear a tracksuit?Oh,it doesnt matter,becuase us being in Paris means only one thing.

Tyler:I know.I love...

Lindsay:SHOPPING!

me:why was I expecting that?

Lindsay:I can pick up clothes for you!*fangirl*

Chris:*shushing her*there's no time for shopping!the fist challange is about to start!Everyone,inside the Louve!

CourtneY:Uh..I thinkyou mean Louvre!

me:I really love your accent,Court

Courtney:Merci beaucoup! (thank you)

me:*smile*

well,I love when I can talk with people in other languages than english...really...I can talk with Alejandro in Spanish and With Courtney in French,so it"S AMAZING!Anyways,I willmake Chris give us some time to shop.As stupid as Lindsay is,I understand her,Andshe is just too lovable to not like her.she is like a little puppy...

Chris:Whatever!go already!

-challange starts-

Chris:Raven?

me:Blue team!And i gotta talk something with you after this challange,okay?

Chris:sure sure.So Each team will get a sculpture.Team Victory,you get Rodens the Thinker.

Team Chris is really really really really hot gets Venus de Milo!

me:oh Venus!The beautiful roman goddess of love and beauty

Ale:Venus.Such beauty.

me:I think Team Amazon should have get Venus.I mean,it HAS logic.

Chris:*rolls eyes*Calm down,lover boy.Team Amazon gets,the statue of David

me:genius thinking.

Chris:here's how it gets.It's up to you guys to find the statue soemewhere hidden in the lour... livre...

me:Louvre

Courtney:*smile*it shouldnt be that hard.the statues are big.plus Im amazing at reading brochure maps

me:you jinxxed(BVB pun) it...

Chris:About that...Chef's broken the statues into pieces and hid thEM.First team to find the pieces,run to the pyramid and remake the statue wins.

Ale:But the statue of the Thinker is not located in the Louvre.and the statue of David isnt even in France!

Chris:we're not using the actual statues.those are priceless.Chef made some new ones,RIGHT?

Chef:*nervous*

me:stahp.he didnt.

Chris:I almost forgot the twist twist!the MODIVATION.

he clicks on a button and a sesquace/Big Foot, a bear with a chainsaw and a baby seal get out of the box,and chase after us

we start running,then I stop

me:this better work...Hey boy!,come here!who's a good boy?yeah,you are!FETCH!*throwing an invizible rubber ball*

Ale:*holding my hand*great thinking,little Alice.now let's go!

me:how'd you know I was Alice?*giggle*

Ale:you look somehow like her,from what I remember.and the "Drink me""Open me"plugs  said everything

me:I didnt think you'd remember cartoons

Ale:oh really?so how's your Wonderland?

me:broken,twisted and mad.You'd never get alive from there

Ale:*wide eyed*woaw...

me:it's for the better.for your own sanity...hey look!A*picking a piece*I found one!yeepy!

Ale:good job

-Time skip-

Ale:we've all been brave and courageous,but we need to fasten the pace!i...Izzy!we're doing a challange!you MUST foucs!I..*frustrated*

Izzy:*goofing around*

me:*holding his hand to calm him down*Hey Izzy.We are playing sculpture piece bingo!and Chef is winning,sadly!we wouldnt want that,would WE?Especially with the constant fighting between the 2 of you,right?Let's show him who's the boss here!

Izzy:*gasp*Look out,Chefie!YAAA!!*running away*

Ale:you are amazing

me:thanks.Actually,she is a genius,but simply prefers to hide that.you will see...

Ale:let me carry those pieces

me:nah.'s okay.they arent heavy

Ale:Ale:oh come on,I cant have my little Alice stop from wondering around,right?

me:you sure?you already have enough

Ale:100%

me:guess I cant argue with you*gives the pieces to Ale*tell me when you need help

-Time skip-

Ale:how are we going to get the last piece from past these security lasers?

Tyler:guess who was the captain of the gymnastics team of my high-school!it's Tyler time!*runs into a wall*

Ale;Noah,you must get this piece.Owen's...uh... curves and my muscular chest wouldn't fit

Noah:fine,whatever.I dont think we have so much time.so if I touch it...*gets electrified*

me:wait.I'll do it.I have swift ninja moves,unlike him.Plus,he may be able to do the ball trick with the Yeti or whatever that thing was.but you must shut up.I gotta concentrate

Ale:you sure?

me:of course!

*ding ding*

me:great...

*starts to do hand stands and back-flips swiftly through the lasers till...*

Noah:heh.show off

me:*gasp and  loose ballance,burning a little of my finger,but falling on the safe side of the carpet,near the last piece*you stupid bitch!couldnt you just shut up and let me do my thing?!if you are sooo great,than you try to stay in your hand for 10 minutes!hear him,show off!*throws the statue head to Ale through the lasers**goes back next to them**slaps Noah*next time,just keep your mouth shut

And with that,I start to wak a lot ahead,and get near the pyramid,like 30 seconds before them...this stings...my poor finger...

-when they arrive-

Ale:okay.now put all the pieces here!

Heather:Let's move it,girls!doesboy wont know what hit them!

*put all pieces in the same place*

Courtney:Hey!you put some of your Venus in our David!

me:that sounded sooo wrong...

Heather:ghh!You did that on purpose!

teams start to fight

Lindsay comes carrying all the pieces

Tyler:Linds,are you okay?where's DJ?

Lindsay:umm..Egypt,maybe?

-time skyp-

Owen started to scratch himself with one of Venus' legs.gross...

Tyler:put that one on the white one.thenrotate this thingy...no no no...underover

me:those aren't even words!

Owen:uuuu would you look at that!this looks yummy!&starts eating a painting*

me:I am so ashamed of being seen with this people in an honorable place like this...they destroy the beauty and harmony...

Ale:I understand you perfectly.I think the exact same thing...

-time skip-

Courtney:I dont think this is right...

right?RIGHT?ARE YOU KIDDING ME?IT'S HORRENDOUS!

Noah:*putting another MALE ARM on Venus*perfect

Ale:I think there are a few too many limbs

me:perfect?PERFECT?WHAT IS WITH YOU?IT'S NOWHERE NEAR PERFECT!IT'S AN ART YOU TOTALLY DESTROYED WITH YOUR INCULTURE!

Noah:*glare*

Lindsay:DJ1we are totally going to win!or i guess.I'll win!Yeepy!

me:I sure hope so,honey!

Dj:*comes screaming,being beaten up by animals**crashes into Lindsay's statue*

me:oh come on!She is the only one who did it perfectly AND alone,and you just had to ruin it,didnt you?stupid paradox...

Heather:there.done

Chris:and the Amazons have iT!Coming in a close second,team Chris is really really really really hot.And this week's loser,not at all ironically anymore,Team Victory!

Dj:*Crying*

Lindsay:Are you okAY?or hurt?or just sad because we lost again?

Dj:these are happy tears!I am coming home.Mama,im coming home!

Lindsay:What?

Dj:Well,there are only 2 of us left,so,if I vote for myself,and you vote for me,I can go home,to my mama's warm embrace

me:*sigh*wish I could do that after this is over...

Chris:wha,big guy.since this is the first time we have a 2 people elimination scenario,i've decided to do something special.Since we are in the fashion capital of the world,I declare that it's a walk off!

me:more like catwalk...

Owen:oh man,I hate walking

Chris:each of you will take a model to...

Lindsay:Tyler!I pick Tyler!Im ging with Tyler!He's my pick!Tyler is!

Chris:DJ?

Dj:umm...I'll go with...Gwen

Heather:What?

Chris:I second that.WHAT?

Gwen:no hard feelings but i HATE models!And being stared at!

me:me too,hun.me too...

Dj:you'll be perfect..

-catwalk-

Chris:First on stage,Lindsay Couture!with the poor sucker,Tyler!

me:your accent is just horrible

Tyler comes,cheered by Lindsay,in the stupidest outfit ever...but Fashion is stupid,so I guess it works.me,Ale and Noah laugh like retards,and he fell off the stage...genius...

Chris:*laughing*and here goes Gwen.wearing the original from DJ designs1

Gwen comes with clothes like DJ thrown on her.good job DJ.note the sarcasm.she throws the clothes on Gwen and goes back.

Dj:*singing and dancing thinking he's going home.poor lad*

Chris:o...kAY?what do you think,judges?

Heather;i dont know what Lindsay was thinking.All that surreal things,makes me nauciaus(?)

Owen:I'd have to say that Lindsay's design made me hungry

wait WHAT?hungry?this is Owen for you...

Chris:I cant picture myself wearing lilies.i mean,id wear them,but not like it*thumbs down*and what about Dj's work?

Heather:dry,dull,uninspiring,not a hint of good presentation.but enough about Gwen,it sure was a ten!

Chris:I agree.model sucked,rest good.

Owen:I have to say that i didnt know there'll be 2 models,so i didnt pay attention.but i really like DJ's shirt.Owen,out.

amazing speech.go for the presidentils,next time,will you?

Chris:victory to DJ!

Dj:what?i...won?NO!!!!!!!!

-outside the Luvre-

Chris:what did you want to talk to me about?

me:I want tonight and tomorrow to stay in Paris.And if the others want,they will stay too.We will go out,and you can enjoy it too.i mean,we are in France after all,right?

Chris:hmm...good idea.fine!but you wont pay for anything from my money

me:honey,I have more than enough  in the bank.and I will give you the money after this season is finished.

Chris:we have a deal

me:fine by me.HEY GUYS!COME HERE!

Lindsay:what is it?

me:remember when you were sad because you couldnt shop here,in Paris?

Lindsay:yeah,why?

me:I talked with Chris,and we have tonight and tomorrow to do whatever we want in Paris.And you will go home tomorrow night

them:*Cheer*

me:okay so who goes where and with who?

Owen:I want to eat!who comes with me?

so the groups are:

Lindsay,Heather,Tyler-shopping

Owen,Noah,Izzy,DJ-eating

Cody,Sierra-"romantic date"

Courtney,Gwen-art museums

me:Where will you go?

Ale:where do you want to go?

me:I dont know...I think I should get some more plugs and bracelets,I am hungry,and I want to see some REAL art,since the one from the famous Louvre was perverted with stupidness

Ale:we have like 24 hours to do whatever we want.we can go anywhere we want

me:Why dont we go first and eat with the guys?

Ale:fine by me

me:okay.EVERYBODY! we will meet at the plane at 9pm straight,okay?

them:yeah!

me:fine.let's go.