Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better
I look outside the window...fuck.
Chris:Welcome to Yukon.
me:fuck me.....SO MUCH SNOW!*jumping in the snow,making snow angels*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the guys looked at me like I was mental.well....I AM!HAHA
-start line-
everybody is freezing and shivering here.after that night in Denmark,im fine.
Heather:umm Hello!where are OUR jackets?
Chris:RELAX.I ordered coats for everyone
me:In how many weeks will they come?
them:hmm?
Chris:And they will arrive 25 weeks
Them:awwwww,
Courtney:maybe we should cuddle?for warm?
Cody tried on Gwen.didnt work.The girls went to huggle with Alejandro.of course hehe
Noah wanted to cuddle with Bridgette but "she has a boyfriend"
Owen:You can cuddle me,buddy!
Gwen:Hey Gwen.Come here a little
Gwen:y-y-yeah?what is it?
me:*puts the hoodie on her*here.you'll be better
Gwen:woaw.thanks Ray
me:what are friend for
Gwen:wont you be cold?
me:nah Im fine.Im a reptile!*snake sounds**we laughed*
I notice Ale found himself another pray:Bridgette. easy target.though Im sorry for her and Geoff.They are really kawaii together.
Chris drinks his hot cocoa,and I drink one too.I asked Chef ^_^
Owen:Are you gonna finish that?
Sierra:of course he is!it's his favourite drink!
Chris:WRONG!my
Sierra:Second fave to tomato juice
Chris:that's not on the fans's site how did you know?
Sierra:I went to your old high-school and interviewed all your old teacher for the biography im writing.they said....
Chris:*putting hand over her mouth*okay....moving on.
he started to rant blah blah blah.I dont care...well I zoned out!can't blame me!I love snow and now Im thinking of L from Death Note and how Id want to kill Kira in a very sadistic way
Chris:Raven...Raven....RAVEN!
me:LIGHT YAGAMI IS KIRA! hey what?
Chris:i asked you WHAT TEAM WILL YOU HELP?
me:*yawn* team Owen.
Chris:team Owen?really?It's Team Chris is...
me:really really really old
Chris:*gasp*what did you say?
me:I SAID ecchi is only tease,HENTAI IS THE REAL THING!
the guys laughed while Chris.Chef and the other girls looked confused
Chris:okay....then START!
we started to run to the ice in the water and jump to get on the other side.well ice sucks bad and I dont want to my butt to collide "gracefully" with it,so let's try this....I go near the water,near a polar bear
me:hey there little buddy,how are you?
hmmm he seems to like me
me:what do you say,would you be so kind to help me cross this frozen lake?
he nodded
me:really?*patting his head*awww arent you just so sweet?
Ale:come on Raven!we gotta go!
me:one moment!come on,here is our cue!*i stand on the bear back while it swims*WOHO!!! AMAZING,FRAM!YOU ARE AMAZING!!!*jumping on the other side*thank you so much,my dear!
Alejandro:impressive
me:thanks *smile*
oh godness what the hell is this slide????If im going to end of with 2 heads,Chris you are dead...well at least Izzy's enjoying herself and Taylor has to pull the slide,to it's okay...BUT WAIT there is still Owen and Alejandro....ohhhh man...
wow Heather is cruel she is wiping Courtney.auch....
Taylor:if you see anyone,call out!
Izzy:uu!Taylor!
Taylor:somebody other than me!or Raven!
Izzy:uu there's Noah!HI NOAH!someone stole our radiogrrrr.....
-some time after-
me:guys look!There's Alejandro!with Bridgette!
They are about to kiss,when Bridgette puts he tongue on the pole and is stuck there,and he jumps on our slide,high-fiving me
me:good one
Ale:gracias
-some time after this-
me:look!Owen!
Izzy:what's the matter,big O?
Owen:I haven't eaten in hours!ahhh I wish we were in Russia right now!they're building the world's largest cake
Izzy:ohhhhh what flavour?
Owen:who cares,it's cake!
me:good point,there buddy
Noah:okay Tyler,time to get moving
Tyler:I AM moving!
Noah:no.you are miming!
Tyler:ghhh it's my corn(?) shoes!they're no good on ice!If the contest was pulling the slide across a volleyball court,we would of already won!
theeeeennn.....team Amazon just went pass us
me:no way in hell we'll let them win!I want my buddies in the first class!
them:yeah!
-some time after this too-
we are on a ice bridge and Taylor can barely move.crap
Owen:can you move faster?I gotta pee fast!
the bridge broke.fuuuuuuuuck.thanks to Taylor's strong fingers,we were all able to climb up,and get the slade up too.yaay!
Noah:Owen!Lean forward!
me:We will win....we will win....we will win....yeah!
Heather:LAST PLACE?I cant believe I did all that work for nothing!
Chris:Actually,Team Victory crossed the finish line without Bridgette,so that means they are coming last.
Team V:No!
me:YES!WE WON!I KNEW WE'LL WIN!*hi-5 Ale*
Owen:*wanting to hi-5 Ale*AL!AL!AL!DONT LEAVE ME HANGING!AL!AL x 1000000
it's getting annoying actually
-in the plane-
apparently Bridge got eliminated.sorry Bridge
-confession room-
Ale:Bridgette was expendable!they all are...some prove to be more challenging than others,but one-by-one they'll all fall down....maybe except Raven.i cant do anything to her.she is just too...innocent.And I like her.I just have to make sure she will be my friend.I dont want to mess up our friendship...maybe even more...
-end of confessional-
-confessional-
Sierra:*fangirling*I JUST NOTICE SOMETHING!I WAS SUCH AN IDIOT!Raven is the lead singer of my favourite band EVER!SHE AND CODY ARE MY IDOLS! *more fangirling* I have to tell her tomorrow everything I can...or maybe....WHY NOT TODAY!!! EPPPP!!!!!
-end of confessional-
*in the first class with the others*
me:isn't this just amazing?
Ale:tell me about it!
Owen:this is so awesome!so much food!
me:i cant disagree,bud!
*crazy sounds*
me:hey what's that?*going to where the sound is...*a pipe?what the hell?
suddenly something falls on me
me:what the hell?!
-?-:AH!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*seeing Sierra on top of me*umm....Sierra?what is it?and why are you on top of me?
Sierra:I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING!*hugging the living shit outta me* YOU ARE MY FAVE SINGER AND I DIDNT NOTICE!!!!*twirling me around*I AM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU!!!!AAHHHH!!!*putting me down*
me:*dizzy**walking aimlessly*heeeyyy why are there shinigami flyinf around the chamber?*giggling*Ryuk?Rem?*fallinf on the ground*why is the room spinning like that*
Izzy:Raven?are you okay?
me:without the fact that I see 5 of you,yes yes i am.
Sierra:I love you so much!I turned bi for you!*jumping on my back*
me:ouch....can you please get off of me?My back hurts.
Sierra:can I get your autograph?
me:umm....okay...*signing her shirt*here
Sierra:*hugging me *
me:i....can't...BREATHE!!!
Owen:ummm Sierra?I think you should let her down....she is blue
Sierra:WHAT????SHE FAINTED?
well of course im playing but....
Sierra:SHE NEEDS CPR
me:NO! IM FINE!really....*getting up* so....what now?
Sierra:i know EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
me:you have competition....
Sierra:REALLY?WHO?
me:*cough*Noah*cough*
Sierra:HOW?is he a fan too?
me:stalker.we were in the same class
Sierra:SO LUCKY!!!
me:not really....
i look at Alejandro in hope.maybe he can help me?maybe?yes?no?please?
Sierra:I have 10 blogs about you and your band!Your favourite colour is black because you like horror things and it brings out the art in you,green like the forrest because you love staying in the forest and the blue of the sky and ocean,since you love to swim
me:woaw....that's very true
Sierra:You know how to play the guitar,bass,violin,orga and drums,and you actually taught some people to play too.I bet you were an awesome teacher
me:ummm thanks...i hope I was...
Sierra:then,your fave drink is Monster,your fave shop is Hot Topic,but you hate shopping
me:are we making a pop quiz here?
Sierra:YES PLEASE!
me:*sigh*I think you know me better than I know myself
Sierra:Your father left your mother on the 3 of January,on your 6th birthday,after he found out about your AdHd.
me:ummmm......that's not on the site....how did you know?
Sierra:I was learning how to be a psychiatre(oh godness i cant write it) and when I found out about the person who was about to come,I went aswell
me:oh the joy...
Sierra:and there are only a few people who know who was the actual killer of your mother
i tensed up.what.the.hell?I know who the killer is!i;ve met him before,and odd enough now we are friends
me:oh really.and who might he be?
Sierra:your father
Noah:well...I didnt now that
me:because it's not true
Sierra:WHAT?
me:big.fat.lie.I know who killed my mother.it's a person i never thought would exist.he is a serial cold-blooded murderer,Jeff The Killer.He is a Creepypasta.I've met him before and now we are very good friends.He was burned and has red lips,black hair and white face because of the burning,and he then cut off his eyelids and craved a smile on his face.Idont know anything about my dad,but i know he is not a killer
Sierra:but....but....that's what it was written on the blog!
me:not my fault.people lie for attention.And it's not like everybody would believe me if I told them that...i dont know...Slender or Jeff....or Eyeless Jack,Sally,Smile Dog,Ben Drowned or other CP exested.I mean really,the only reason I believe it myself,is because I met them
Sierra:I want to know more about them!
me:Search "Creepypasta" on the internet.you will find everything you need to know
Sierra:YAAY!
me:but be careful.You will be very paranoic after that.you will have some sleeping problems and insomnia.trust me it happened.
Sierra:YAAY!!! I know that you learned how to scream from your friend,Andy Biersack,the singer from Black Veil Brides
me:true.true.
Sierra:You also never had a boyfriend,or even your first kiss yet
guys:NO?!?!
me:well,not really...
Owen:but you are famous!there are so many hot guys out there and you still never had one?
me:that's the idea,Owen.as "hot" as they may be,they are dumb,brainless idiots who only want me because Im famous.pfff stupid fame.
Sierra:you also hate when people adress you as "hot""sexy""baby" or "babe"
Taylor:really?why?
me:perfect examples of a "lustful" relatioship
Owen+Noah+Taylor:huh?
me:*sigh*it means BASED ON SEX AND NO ACTUAL FEELING
them:ohhhhhh.
me:really,if I ever hear someone calling me that,they are even slapped,punched,or maybe even worse
them:*shiver*
Sierra:DO YOU WANT ME TO READ YOU ONE OF MY FANFICTIONS I WROTE?IT'S ABOUT ME AND YOU!yet I dont know why it is rated R,since its not that dirty but...
me:NO!i mean...what is the time?Im very sleepy *fake yawn*let's go to sleep!
Sierra:it's only 10pm!You cant sleep now!You usually dont fall asleep till 4-5 am!
me:*looking wide eyed*what.the.hell. where did you know that from??
Sierra:your mother!She said you were an insomniac!she also said that you have An--
me:*slap hand on her mouth*go.to your team and dont say a word about what you know,okay?or else I will hate you forever.
she slowly nodded and went to her room
me:*w* I thought I was a goner...*normal*finally she went.Im exausted after that.I just hope she wont rape me tonight
Noah:I will protect you,my goddess
me:if you dare come near me,I will kill you myself
Noah:okay....
me:*sitting on a seat next to the window,sipping on my Monster**sigh*im bored
-confession room-
me:Sierra.scares.me.to.DEATH! I mean,not scare like...really scared,but she is crazy!i mean...in the stalkerish way...like Noah!she know everything about me,I hope she wont embarres me like she does to Cody,or else....*sigh* and here I am,thinking I am away from the drama....i guess it was too good to be true,right?
-end of confession-
Alejandro stays next to me
Ale:hey how are you
me:exceptionally ordinary
Ale:*snorted*of course you would say that
me:what else.I really thought I will be away from all the drama,but I guess that even in I buy a cabin in the woods(pun intended)...the bears will casually visit me and ask for an autograph.
Ale:*chuckling*come on,it's not that bad...what does R rated mean?
me:restricted.I fanfiction is restricted if it has majour obscene vocabulary or very dirty sex scenes.that's what porn is for..
Ale:auch.now I understand
me:mhm...
Ale:so you really never had a boyfriend?
me:are you trying to rub it in my face?
Ale:no.just curious
me:you heard me.with all the swagfags outside....the thing is,i dont really care how you look like,as long as you are smart,and at least a small sence of humor
Ale:what is the time?
me:it seems that Sierra's clock didnt work properly.it's 2 am
Ale:why don't we sleep?
me:good idea.NIGHT GUYS
them:night
-in the morning-
i wake up with something on me...wait what
me:*muttering*what the hell is this...
i look and see...Sierra.in my lap.i let a small scream and push her off me
me:HOLY PERIOS MICROWAVE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Sierra:oh good morning!
Ale:what are you doing here,Sierra?
Sierra:I came to see my Raven-kins,of courseAle:your Raven-kins?
Sierra:yes!
me:Sierra,Im not an object.look,I really appreciate the fact that you like and dont judge me but,please I need my personal space
Sierra:sure....if you let me have something from you.clothes.one item only.
me:sure.pants,tutus,shirts,bracelets,hoodie...
Sierra:a bra!
me:*blinking*what?
Sierra:let me have you bra,and I will leave
me:ummm...*scratching the back of my neck*yeah......i dont wear one
Sierra:NO?
me:nope
Sierra:oh man....than maybe
me:no.no underwear.
Sierra:fine....I will take a shirt
me:okay...try this one.it highlights your eyes
Sierra:REALLY?!*fangirl*THANK YOUUUUU!!!!*runs in the economy class
me:that was the only thing I had to do to make her shut up?*bang my head on the window*never ever ever in my entire life have I been so mad at a fan.Now I know fan Cody feels
Ale:heey it's okay.no need to be ashamed,right?
me:yeah yeah...whatever.but still,it was awful
Ale:*patting my back*it's okay now.
me:and to think she almost said about that
Ale:yeah.but i think nobody is that smart to know what she was going to say?
me:you think so?
Ale:Taylor chicken-brain,Owen food-brain and Izzy plant-brain. think of it
me: i sure hope so.
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