"But do you or do you not?"

"Yeah sure I do"

"Nobody looks at a fuzzy fabric and doesn't touch it" Taehyung said.

"Do you ever buy a watermelon and not slap it?" Taehyung asked again, going down another topic just like that and everyone chuckled at his cuteness. He consumed a little too much alcohol, Jimin thought.

They were now standing in some other area since the sofa was long taken as they were playing beer pong. Jimin was leaning on a counter for support, he would loose balance if he was to stand on his own.

"Yoongi's being a fool with that girl over there" Namjoon said and Hoseok chuckled "I know right? Wasn't she into girls?" he asked curiously "Maybe bi, but I only saw her with girls lately" he added and shook his head. Suddenly they watched her grab Yoongi's hand and drag him out of the house.

"No way" Jimin deadpanned and Jin whistled.

"Damn Joon, your brother got game! When will you ever.." he said impressed.

"Yo I get my brother's great and all, but can y'all stop comparing us" Namjoon rolled his eyes.

"Offended?" Tae asked and weakly pushed Namjoon aside.

"I'm great too okay? In other things Yoongi might not be good at, you know"

"Okay for one, this big baby has to go home" Hoseok said, pulling Tae up.

"No I don't wanna" Tae whined and they laughed at him "You were the best Harley tonight mate" a guy said and he smiled brightly "Thanks" he replied. Hoseok had successfully hooked an arm under the younger and was now walking him outside. Jimin tagged along until they reached Hoseok's car.

"I'll take him and be right back" he announced and nodded "Bye Tae" the youngest whined again, trying to free himself from the seatbelt, getting pushed back into the car quickly.

"You gotta rest TaeTae, I'll see you tomorrow" Jimin smiled and waved. Hoseok started the car and Jimin looked at it leave before starting to return back inside.

"My baby cousin was enjoying himself huh?" he heard a very familiar deep voice say and continued walking, not bothered to look at the taller boy.

"He had a little too much punch I think" he chuckled, and walked up the stairs of the porch, scrunching his nose at the strong cigarette smell "Jeon, you stink. Did you smoke the entire box?" he said and the taller immediately pulled out a piece of gum, offering him some "I'm good" Jimin declined.

"Sensitive nose?"

"Not you smelling like a whole chimney"

"Alright I get it damn"

"You always have perfume and hand cream on you?"

"Sample size yeah"

"Girly"

"Clean"

The boys joined their old and new friends again, continued about the shots and casual drinks. Namjoon was very buzzed by that time, him and Jin were dancing offbeat to latino music that wasn't even playing, but they were having the time of their lives.

Jimin had downed two more shots and could probably not walk in a straight line unless he went very slow. He was talking to some college guys, and suddenly a girl joined hugging one of them by the side, she was his girlfriend. The other guys scattered away after a few minutes and he was only left with the couple.

"I really like your outfit" the girl said and he nodded, pointing at her very awkward looking poison ivy costume, trying to compliment it but he was just too drunk to lie "You... I mean... Thanks" he simply replied and she poked her boyfriend slightly.

"Are you into girls? Maybe boys? Or both" the guy said leaning closer and Jimin scoffed "Why, tryna have a threesome?" Jimin joked and the girl's eyes lit up.

"Actually yeah, my boyfriend and I find you really hot. Are you interested?" she said and he pushed his back from the counter, sitting up straight.

"I don't know man, I'm not that type of guy" he scratched the back of his head and the guy passed him a cup of liquor. Jimin didn't know what it was he just grabbed it from him and felt the other wrap an arm around his waist.

"You don't know until you try" he said "Why don't we loosen up together before you decide if you wanna come home with us" he added in Jimin's ear, making a shiver run down his spine.

"He's straight, Subeok. It won't work out" none other than Jungkook said, showing up out of nowhere and grabbing the cup full of questionable liquid from Jimin's hand.

"Go away Jungkook what do you know" the girl rolled her eyes and he shrugged.

"Dont be like that M, you can easily find someone else, this kid is too tipsy right now" he replied and watched them walk away.

"You shouldn't accept drinks from random people at a party, pumpkin" Jungkook said, putting the cup on the counter and stepping away from some people who were dancing.

"Who you calling kid, I'm not even that drunk" Jimin snapped back and Jungkook rolled his eyes "Also is that my new nickname or something?" Jimin asked and the other pulled a chair and sat by the younger "Fits your new look don't you think?" he pointed out and Jimin chuckled "I mean you have a point, but I hate it" he simply replied, making jungkook raise an eyebrow.

"Well then it is your new nickname" Jungkook said, earning a weak punch on the chest "I hate it I said!" Jimin threw a little fit and Jungkook pulled out his phone to start recording "Yeah that's exactly why" he replied and Jimin huffed "I'm having this drink" he stated and reached for the cup previously put away.

"Nope. No you're not" Jungkook said, quickly pushing it further with his long limbs.

"Don't be a buzzkill Jeon!"

"I'm saving you a bad ending of tonight"

"Are you?" Jimin stopped fighting and calmly asked. His drunken state not letting him take perspective and control his emotions.

Jungkook laughed at the boy who was now pouting, and the fact that he had scary makeup on just made it funnier, he truly just looked like a sad clown. Jungkook turned the camera towards himself, filming his laugh.

He grabbed a napkin and wiped the lines on the corners of Jimin's mouth because for one they were smudged, and they almost made him seem even sadder "Why are you treating me like a kid! It's not just because you're tall and cool and handsome that you get to look down on me"

"Ohhh and I got this on tape" Jungkook said at the complaint.

"Stop the camera, deadass" Jimin started fussing again and Jungkook was gonna pee himself if this went on any longer.

"What if I don't"

"I'll kill you! I can't even land a slap on you but I will kill you" he said looking at his small hands then at the other.

"Tryna act tough for me?"

"I refuse to hear that from a former Eboy" Jimin rolled his eyes and Jungkook gasped.

"This little-"

"Looks like you're still going through it, where did you even get that harness from?" Jimin said and Jungkook looked down at his torso.

"It's called fashion, look it up" he said and Jimin looked at him before pulling out his phone and typing away.

"It says, prevailing style of dress. I see nothing prevailing, maybe just for you and the sex workers" Jimin pointed out and Jungkook bursted out laughing yet again.

"See, you're still a kid you wouldn't get it"

"Are you secretly a sex worker?" Jimin asked, genuinely curious.

"Alright, it's time for you to go home too, kid" Jungkook announced then stopped the video, still trying to catch his breath as he pulled the other boy by the arm.

Jimin didn't seem to fight and that was a little odd given his state. He wasn't unmanageably drunk, but he was really not sober either. Jungkook was actually surprised because the boy drank a lot, that amount would definitely lead Taehyung to blackout, yet Jimin was there relatively fine.

"You're actually going home with me?" Jungkook asked, not trusting how obedient he was.

"Is that why you knew about the couple who wanted a threesome? Because you're a sex worker?" he asked again "I don't judge you know? You're an employee, I would do it too for a check" he nodded to the other. Jungkook stopped right there and turned, with a strong expression of disbelief "I am not a sex worker Jimin!" he clearly stated, loud enough for the people passing by them to hear.

"I would pay mad money if you were though" a girl that was walking said with a wink, chuckling with her friend before leaving.

"I see... Then I guess it's just bad taste" Jimin said, pointing at the harness and strap. Jungkook rolled his eyes and pulled Jimin once again.

"Come on get in, we're going to my place" he said, pacing around the car and opening the door on his side. He was about to go in but he noticed Jimin unmoving.

"What now"

"Why the fuck would I go with you to your place"

"Just get in, I'll explain"

Jimin sat on the passenger's side and buckled his seatbelt. He also grabbed onto the seat and sat tight as if he was on a plane going through turbulence. A chuckle erupted from Jungkook who didn't expect the younger to be so dramatic. He started the engine and came out of the parking spot when Jimin suddenly put a hand on the wheel.

"Wait wait- Jeon, you drank too, are you really gonna drive?" Jimin asked, worried.

"I can handle my liquor. I also didn't take many shots so you'll be fine" he said and pushed the hand off, continuing his driving.

Jimin extended his arm and flipped the small mirror above seat to see if he looked busted, and jumped at his scary makeup "Holy shit I forgot I looked like this" he said as Jungkook laughed at him.

"No really the white eye got me" Jimin joined and inspected his face. He decided to remove the makeup since he's sure he'll get lazy if he waits until getting home and there's actually something to sleep on right in front of him.

"You still didn't say why I'm going to your place"

"Oh yeah that's cause there's no room for you at the others' apartment, the couch is already taken by Tae. This used to happen when Yoongi didn't get laid" Jungkook explained and he nodded.

"What about Lisa, you share the place with her right? I'm not gonna spend the night on the couch hearing you get laid either"

"I'm not the loud one" Jungkook chuckled.

"Did you listen to what I just said?" Jimin rolled his eyes "Don't wanna hear any of it, especially since I know exactly what it would sound like: Motherfucking boring" Jimin said, openly with no intention of filtering his words, making the other gasp, offended by the comment.

"How dare you accuse me of boring sex!" he said, shocked but still playful enough to smile at the younger who had loosened up quite a lot since getting in the car. He was comfortably leaning on the back of the seat, his legs parted, instead of the upright position he was in before.

They were at a red light when Jungkook said that, and Jimin thought it was a good idea to show him exactly what was on his mind.

"Ah yes Jungkook fuck me with your sex worker expertise!" Jimin made some moaning sounds and rolled his eyes. Jungkook was laughing so hard by then, a little embarrassed but very entertained "See? Boring as fuck, and that's with the spicy sex worker part. Imagine without, ew."

"Oh shut the fuck up" Jungkook said "I'm not gonna get a lecture on sex from a virgin" he snapped back.

"I'm not a virgin"

"If your first time is your only experience I don't wanna hear nothing more about this"

"It's not..." Jimin said, a lot quieter than before, then turned his head to the window where Jungkook couldn't see his red cheeks.

"Now you're shy? You literally just moaned my name in my car and now you're shy cause we're talking about your sex life?" jungkook pointed out, earning an unexpected hit on the chest causing him to curl over.

"Point is, please refrain while I'm over" Jimin muttered and Jungkook shook his head "Lisa is not even gonna be there, she's staying at her sorority house" he finally said and Jimin hummed.

"You could've just said that"

"Not with such a serious accusation"

"Dramatic"

"Virgin"

"I just told you I wasn't!"

"Maybe not technically, but your spirit is a virgin"

"Shut your ass up, seriously"