Sunday, January 31, 2021

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EDIT!! HI EVERYONE!! WE'RE MOVING TO A NEW BOOK, IT'LL BE OUT IN LIKE, TWENTY MINUTES. IT'LL BE CALLED LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS III SO BE AWAREE OF THAT. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE 

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Quick note: told my mom I don't want to be confirmed, my mom thinks she's failed me because I don't want to be confirmed, my dad said any of my friends have a safe place of their parents kick them out, I had to deal with an hour of "Christian Dating As Teenagers" which was heteronormative as usual and pretty sexist, and I came out to 2 people I haven't seen in 2 years and miss a lot. My day was a fucking nightmare and a half and I'm ready to have fun now

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THE DAY IS HERE!!!

Sam was having a good day, before then. Relaxing, enjoying time off of work, catching up on stuff, the usual. But of course Blue, the local hero, and Red, the local villain, had to break into her apartment, grabbing her and tossing her under the kitchen table with them. 

And then the pounding on her door starts. Louder, and louder, and louder, until the door falls to the ground and it's suddenly dead silent. She glances at Blue, who's staring at Red, who's tapping out a pattern on their leg. Then she hears the sound of a gun getting cocked and she freezes. What the hell did she get herself into?

Tada!! Now you guys can continue it! Is it a laser tag gun? Is it a real gun? Are the hero and villain working together? Is Sam about to enter a poly relationship? You decide!!!

1. Weirdest thing I never knew until recently?

Idk, Ryan Reynolds and Betty White don't like each other?? Is that weird??

2. Weirdest thing I never knew about myself until recently?

Idk, when you bruise the nail part of your finger, eventually the dried blood gets carried to the top after it grows out?? At least for me?? I'm bad at this XD

3. Strangest thing I've ever seen?

A deacon calling ace/aro people unique without knowing he's calling them that, right after he said trans and gay people aren't right. 

4. Have I considered wearing a maid dress for the meme?

Nope

5. Have any of my friends ever considered wearing a maid dress for the meme?

Idk probably 

6. One exotic animal for a pet?

Eagle or dragon

7. Favorite thing to write?

Anything really, I love writing angst but also really enjoy writing comedy but also sappy romance but also fantasy but also hero/villain universes. I'll basically write anything 

1. Anything that made me start to question my gender?

Kinda? I know 2 people in real life who have questioned their gender and it kinda got me thinking, and I've always felt pretty neutral on like, breasts?¿ but always just chalked it up to be ~puberty~. Then Covid happened and I had a lot more time to just, stare at a wall and think about it. I started trying out pronouns and looking at genders, and demigirl fit! They/she feels right, and the warmth I feel when someone uses they/them towards me? It's the best feeling and I know it's gotta be right.

2. If I could have a pet dragon, what would they be like?

Fierce, protective, loving, they'd be independent but enjoy certain company. They really just have to be themself, who ever that is.

3. Favorite musical(s)?

I can't choose from all of my babies, so I'll start alphabetically: way too many to name

4. What is something I probably shouldn't know but do?

My mom thinks she's failed me as a parent because I don't want to be confirmed. Fun times~

5. Plans for world peace/domination?

Delete the nukes, hire honest people who don't have a scandal in their past, LGBTQIA+ rights, stop school shootings, slow global warming, horse minimum wage, get rid of poverty, lower the price for homes/apartments/college, stabilize Africa and the Middle East, stop people from forcing their religion onto others. Good start

1. I tired my best but I didn't have time to put on my dresses or find a button up shirt so this is best I have (also I had to mark up my face because I wasn't not being photogenic that day and self consciousness sucks, also the door because I had stuff up there): 

2. Hades and Persephone like holy shit!! She was just this adorable goddess of spring, daughter of Demeter and Zeus (that lovely incest-rapist he is), and then Mister I'm Awkward sees her is like "cute!!!" and while the myth varies from telling to telling, basically she got into the Underworld and he showed her around and she eats 6 pomegranate seeds. Demeter screams at Zeus that he's a shit parent and that Hades has taken her daughter and so Zeusie boy sends Hermes down to take Persephone back but she ate 6 seeds so she has to stay in the Underworld for 6 months out of the year. Hades and Persephone get married, they're a super stable couple, no kids (demigod or god) and also no affairs with anyone. But the point is! Persephone used to be called Kore, aka a young, sweet type person, but when she married Hades everyone was like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S POWERFUL TO MARRY THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD" so they change her name to Persephone, aka bringer of destruction/chaos. She started off as this spring goddess and ended up the co-ruler of the Underworld, arguably the most powerful of all the realms in Greek Mythology, becoming the bringer of destruction. Like, the power she must hold?? Because power comes from the god but also their powers/what they rule over, and she's both the goddess of spring and the Underworld, like holy shit she's incredible. Also Hades is an adorable dork who can be intimidating but also really reasonable, no hate at my boi Hades okay? He loves his wife, his dog, never has affairs, never causes trouble, maintains his realm perfectly, like guys, he's literally one of the best gods out of all of Greece because he's so nice.

3. Villain name would probably be Fate just because it sounds awesome and also it'll make a great headline when I beat the hero. If I was a hero, it'd probably be Eagle. Either way, The Writer is a great name I would also think about using. 

When we go back to the source of it, we don't know. Because on one hand, we may have ideas, events we've identified, things we think we've translated correctly, but will we ever truly know? We may never have facts, we may never fully understand why or how or a million other things. All we know is now, and what we've created to fit our minds. But not everything can fit into our heads so truly, we have no evidence to support our thoughts, our ideas, of what this could have been. And we try to convince ourselves we know something, that what we've connected means something, but it doesn't. Not really. Because the earth will continue to spin no matter if we know or not, time will keep going, and the present becomes past and future becomes now. That's why we don't question who the USP delivery person is, because we will never truly know.

So me and my friends jokingly wrote the continuation of a terrible Sonic fanfic we found on fanfic.net like, 6 months ago, so here's a chapter I wrote:

Did Shadow realize he had feelings for Coldsteel? Possibly.

Was he ever going to come out to him? Nope.

What is his preferred hotel? Trivago.

Anyway, after sharing a freaking tent with his homophobic crush for a night he then wakes up to Annabel starting a fire for breakfast. It makes no sense to bring her along from what he can tell, but whatever, she's nice and the god-powered ghost person likes her so he has no reason to want her gone. Twilight sits next to her, an arm around the hedgehog's shoulders. Raising an eyebrow he looks at them for a second.

Okay, let him rewind. The god-powered ghost person is in love with Annabel. Not what he expected, but great. Just two queers, one unknown, and a homophobe on an adventure to get all the Chaos Emeralds to be... super cool or edgy or something. He's not quite sure why he's doing this, besides the fact that he got roped into this so here he is.

Sitting down next to the women, he stares off at the horizon. After breakfast, and after Coldsteel wakes up, they'll go find the white Chaos Emerald from Gynomania.

Annabel whispers something to Twilight then heads back in their tent.

"So," he says, feeling awkward sitting in the silence, "you like her?"

"You like him."

"Touche. At least you have a chance."

"You think? I mean, she's nice to everyone."

"Why don't you ask her, I'm sure that'll go over better than if I asked him."

"True. He's quite homophobic. I don't get how you stand him."

"Eh, he's powerful. Thick headed, but he's fun when you get to know him."

"You do realize that I've been the one to get the Emeralds and mislead him to believe he did?"

"Of course I do, I'd be stupid to not see that. He's powerful, if he can stay awake long enough to use his power."

"Well he hasn't done a very good job of that."

Shadow sighs. He knows, and that'll have to change if Coldsteel actually wants to defeat Super Brightlord. "I'm planning on work with him on it."

"Oh yes, training with your homophobic crush is such a good idea Shadow, truly brilliant!" a new voice says. Female. Shadow whips around to see a woman dressed in white. Gynomania.

"Gynomania," Twilight says.

"In flesh," she confirms. "It's funny, you four seem to think that camping and plotting against me on my own land will keep you safe from me. Foolish, but definitely funny!" With that, everything goes black and Shadow has no idea what happens.

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Next thing he knows, he's in a white room with Twilight in some weird glowing black handcuffs. He's in regular handcuffs, which have been changed to resist his strength.

"This... is not ideal," he admits.

"Uh, ya think?!" Twilight snaps. "These are ghost suppressive cuffs."

"Okay, and?"

"AND, I can't use any of my powers! I'm essentially a weak hedgehog, which is already pretty weak."

"Hey!"

"Dude I've been a ghost for years, I'm not used to being so..." she grimaces, "moral."

"Oh boo whoo, our most powerful person is just like the rest of us. Woman up, we're in enemy territory with nothing but Annabel and Coldsteel to get us out."

"So what you're saying is that we're gonna have to get out ourselves with nothing."

"And have you teach Annabel to fight when we get out, but yes."

"We're going to die."

"I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if we did."

"Oof."

Sitting in a blank room with Twilight is boring when the conversation dies down. So he starts it up again. "So, how'd you meet Coldsteel and Annabel?"

"They came into hell and I thought Annabel was cute so I lead them to the Chaos Emerald. Then I ended up saving the two and kinda just, joined them. It's not like I have much to do in hell anyway."

"Cool."

"Yeah."

"Got any family?"

She rolls her eyes at him. "I'm dead, dummy. They're either dead too or are about to die."

"Right, sorry."

"What about you? Got family?"

"Nope. Parents are dead. (AN: I have zero clue if Shadows has family or not, if he does they dead.)"

"Oof."

"So... have you kissed anyone?"

"WHAT KINDA A QUESTION IS THAT?!"

"WELL I DON'T KNOW, I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING!"

She sighs. "I've kissed a couple people, Annabel being the latest."

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"You've literally kissed her and yet you wonder if she likes you!?"

"IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!"

YOU ASKED FOR BAD SO I GAVE YOU BAD

1. Why ink?

I love writing so much, plus it's literally part of my username XD I considered Quill or Penn but they didn't feel quite right like Ink does. Plus, it's easy and quick to say, and looks awesome when I write it in cursive.

2. Whistling vs humming

Humming because I can't whistle 

3. Hang out with a Greek god

Athena. She's got it all, she's beautiful, smart, single forever, and she's 100% down to murder and also win a war with ease. She's awesome. 

4. Craft projects I want to do but haven't yet?

Make a dark blue cape the color of the sky when the stars begin to peek out, so dark it's almost black, with a silver clasp, either a leaf like in Lord of The Rings or something elegant.

5. Man vs Wild situation, how long would I last?

A day, tops. I can't make a fire without a match and even then I get scared of holding a match with fire near my fingers. Also, a bear or something would totally kill me because I'm weak.

6. Most ridiculous English word?

Idk but here's the most stupid and glorious word ever: Defenestration. It means to throw something(someone) out a window. 

7. Bring back one fashion trend back

✨C a p e s✨

8. What emotion controls my control panel?

Anxiety, definitely 

9. Master any skill right now, what would it be?

The skill to master any skill I want, whenever I want.

10. Laser sharks

Yessssssssssssssssssssss

And that's it! Thank you so much to everyone who gave me ideas/questions for this, I can't believe we've made it to Day 300!! This is incredible!!

Please interact with the stuff in here, I want to talk to you, get to know you! 

Thank you to everyone who reads this, to all of you who read/vote/comment!!!

Stay safe kiddos and remember to drink water!!

<3<3<3<3

~Ink