Tuesday, December 22, 2020

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Welcome back!!

(Also I'm sorry if this is formatted weird, Google chrome updated and everything's changed, it's weird)

(Also also, note before I publish this, I spent two hours writing this and still left out a bunch of events. Still, this is over 2,400 words)

Abusive family is sickened at the amount of post stamps Red Heads put on their letter which basically sums up to ask if they can take Baby Boi to the Flying Soccer World Cup and then keep him for the rest of the summer. They say yes, just to get Baby Boi out of their house, so Red Heads pick up Baby Boi and they go home. BOOK SMARTS is there and the next morning, before the sun rises, Baby Boi, Ronny, BOOK SMARTS, Cool Twins, Underrated Character #2, and Dad Red Head meet up with Underrated Character #3 and his dad, Soccer Dad. They hike to a certain spot, where they all touch an old, trashy boot and then are transported to the Flying Soccer World Cup Campsite, where a spelled non-magic checks them in and gives them their tent lot. Underrated Character #3 and Soccer Dad go off and everyone else heads to tent lot.

Tent lot is tiny, but the tent is bigger on the inside because ✨magic✨. On their way they see a tent with live peacocks outside it and like, it's not stated that it's the White Hairs but it's totally the White Hairs. Next day, everyone goes to the Golden Stadium and they have a confrontation with the White Hairs but no one dies and they all end up in the Guy In Charge's box with a couple other people. IMPORTANT DETAIL FOR LATER: some official dude, Cold Heart, is sitting up there, along side a tiny female slave, like Tennis Eyes, and an empty seat. REMEMBER THESE DETAILS FOR LATER!!

Anyway Ronny's in love with Shark Boi, a player in the Flying Soccer World Cup, game happens, whatever moving on. That night, Neo-Nazis set fire to the tents and torture the spelled non-magic family. Golden Trio is separated from the others, then Baby Boi is separated from Golden Trio, loses his wand, gets knocked out, sees a man pick up a wand, cast a spell, then drop the wand and disappear behind some bushes. Baby Boi goes over to the wand, only to find that it's his wand, then Ronny and BOOK SMARTS find him, then spells start flying before Dad Red Head screams to stop because those are his kids! 

Government people appear and it's all revealed that the spell cast by Baby Boi's wand is the spell for the symbol of No-nose and his followers, the Neo-Nazis, to appear in the sky. Baby Boi says the man who cast the spell disappeared behind some bushes, prompting Cold Heart and government people to go over there, and find Cold Heart's slave unconscious behind the bushes. Later on we find out her name is Pastel and she gets fired then hired to work at Hot Warthog.

Anyway fast forward and now they're all at Hot Warthog and the new Defense teach is a war veteran with a wooden leg, magical eye, and a nickname that's basically his real name by now, Crazy Man. He's paranoid, scary, should never be let near kids with a mile between the two, and used to be part of the Wizard Police before he retired. 

Moving on, it's like, Spooky Season now and two major things happen: government officials come to the school and 2 schools show up with a bunch of students and their Doms. All is revealed when Old Wizard Mentor(tm) makes a big speech and is like "big famous tournament that's killed people and used to be banned is being held this year! It's called the Tri-school Death Wish and we Hot Warthogs are hosting the other two schools: the Baguettes and the Mountain People." Ronny is eying up one of the Baguette ladies, Black Widow: French Reboot, and Shark Boi from the Mountain People. The Baguettes will live in their carriage with their Dom, Tall Lady, while the Mountain People will live in their ship with their Dom, Stereotypical Russian. 

Blah blah blah, no one younger than sixteen will enter, magic this magic that, glory, honor, chicken nuggets, death, once your chosen you are bound to see each round through or die, deadly choices, boring! Cool Twins try to enter but they're too young so they get rejected. The day of the choosing is now and 3 names are called: Black Widow: French Reboot, Underrated Character #3, and Shark Boi. It's all very nice and stuff, but then a fourth name is chosen anD YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO IT IS!

That's right, both Cool Twins are chosen and it's very- kidding, Baby Boi has somehow been entered against his will and everyone is shocked because he's like, fourteen. Old Wizard Mentor(tm) says to Baby Boi "did you out your name in?" very calmly, like the most calmest person ever. He understands that Baby Boi didn't do it, not only he not that powerful but he's trying to keep a low profile and this is literally life or death so it makes no sense for Baby Boi to go in and Old Wizard Mentor(tm) understands this, so he's very calm and mature about it, trying not to scare the already scared and shocked Baby Boi.

Anyway the teachers, Doms, and government officials decide that there's nothing they can do, Baby Boi is bound by magic they can't break and so he ends up being the fourth contestant. Ronny's mad at Baby Boi because he has a youngest brother complex (rightly so) and this triggered that; meanwhile Baby Boi is panicking because he's fourteen and now he gets to be in a tournament that's killed a bunch of smarter, maturer, and older wizards, against smarter, maturer, and older wizards. Yay?

Hot Mess and co are annoying, Tall Boi gives Baby Boi a leg up in the tournament by showing him that the first round is dragons. Baby Boi realizes that Black Widow: French Reboot and Shark Boi are also going to know, but Underrated Character #3 doesn't so he goes and tells him, in a what probably looked like a secret lovers meet up. BOOK SMARTS and Crazy Man help Baby Boi practice for the big day while Baby Boi has issues with a lying cockroach reporter, Cockroach.

ROUND ONE: 

Death Wishers are in this tent where Cold Heart and the Death Wishers' adult support person all group up to reveal what the round is about. Old Wizard Mentor(tm) is Baby Boi's supporter, both Doms are their students' supporter, and Soccer Dad is Underrated Character #3's supporter. Cold Heart explains that they are trying to steal a golden egg from a dragon of their random choosing. Everyone goes before Baby Boi, then he summons his broom, flies around, dragon breaks free and tries to kill him, he manages to survive and gets egg. 

Ronny forgives Baby Boi because as he puts it "you'd have to have a death wish to have entered yourself and I live within five feet of you so that ain't it". Baby Boi opens the egg, which has a clue for the next round in it, only for it to screech so loudly that everyone's ears start bleeding. Baby Boi has no idea what to do and neither does his friends, when Underrated Character #3 shows up in another secret lovers meeting and suggest he take a bath in the perfect's bathroom with the egg. As creepy and perverted this sounds, Baby Boi does just that and takes a bath with the egg, opens it up underwater, and hears melodic voices sing that they've taken someone he loves who will die if he doesn't take it back during the second round.

Baby Boi, with some help from Dead School Girl, figures out that merpeople in the giant lake will have someone he cares about and he has to travel to their area and save the person, otherwise they'll die. Yay...?

He has to figure out how he's supposed to breath, when Underrated Character #1 shows up and is like "oh I know, this magic plant!" and then supplies Baby Boi with said plant. 

ROUND TWO:

It's all explained that they have an hour, then the bell sounds and everyone jumps into the water. Baby Boi grows webbed feet and hands plus gills and swims on down. He finds the four prisoners first and they are: Ronny, BOOK SMARTS, baby girl, and Attempted Chinese Representation. Baby Boi tries to free BOOK SMARTS, but the merpeople yell that it's a one for one ratio, one person gets to take one prisoner. Baby Boi waits then, Shark Boi is using a partial shark transformation and saves BOOK SMARTS, Underrated Character #3 comes in using an air bubble spell, saves Attempted Chinese Representation, and tells Baby Boi that time's running out. Baby Boi goes full cool mode, blasts his way into saving Ronny and baby girl, and yeets himself up to the surface. As it turns out, Black Widow: French Reboot wasn't able to get to the prisoner area so Baby Boi isn't last and gets points for "Moral fiber".

Ronny uses the whole thing as a little bit of an ego boost and Baby Boi's okay with that. Anyways stuff goes down and Baby Boi and Shark Boi find Cold Heart dead in the Canceled Forest. 

Time goes by and now it's time for the last round. Death maze. Yay.......

ROUND THREE:

Baby Boi gets a hint from Crazy Man and goes into maze, dealing with monsters and trick spells and stuff until he finds Black Widow: French Reboot unconscious on the ground, being swallowed by the alive maze. He signals for help then runs off. Underrated Character #3 is nearly killed by spelled Shark Boi, but Baby Boi knocks him out and they signal for someone to find him. Then both boys find the center of the maze with the glowing Cup. They argue a bit, going all "you first" "no you" "no you" "I insist" "no you deserve it" until finally they agree to take it together. 

BUT PLOT TWIST IT'S A TRAP AND the Cup takes them to an old cemetery! Then Rat shows up and kills Underrated Character #3! Then he takes Baby Boi's wand and traps him against a grave! Then Rat starts up a potion, steals some bones, steals some of Baby Boi's blood, and cuts off his hand before yeeting a cursed soul/baby thing into the pot with black robes.

Duh duh duh, turns into No-Nose with a new body, no nose, and flowy black robes that have this  weird deep v neck which is creepy on a roughly 60 year old, newly alive adult male with no nose. No-Nose takes his wand from Rat, grants Rat a new magic hand, and summons his Neo-Nazis. No-Nose slowly names all of them via seating chart and then shows, extremely pedophile-like and quite uncomfortably, that he can touch Baby Boi, which causes Baby Boi's scar to hurt and causes him extreme pain but No-Nose is okay.

No-Nose releases Baby Boi and orders that they duel right here, right now, to the death, to finish what was started. Personally that would mean they go to Baby Boi's old home and he gets in a cradle and they reenact what happened, but that's just me. Baby Boi gets his wand and they battle, Baby Boi hides a bunch because he doesn't know proper dueling magic, No-Nose insults him, then he and No-Nose cast a spell at the same time and enter a magic bubble thing. Stuff happens and Baby Boi's magic overpowers No-Nose, causing the last few people he's killed's spirits to appear. That's right, meet Deer, Doe, random old non-magic guy, and Underrated Character #3! They tell Baby Boi they'll rush No-Nose to give him some getaway time and Underrated Character #3 asks Baby Boi to bring his body back to Soccer Dad. 

They go "three two one BREAK!" and a ton of stuff happens at the same time. 1) spirits rush No-Nose, 2) Baby Boi runs to Underrated Character #3's body, and 3) Baby Boi summons the Cup which takes him back to the entrance of the maze. Everyone's shocked, Baby Boi is full on sobbing, and all he can say is "No-Nose killed him, No-Nose killed him!" then Crazy Man takes him back to Crazy Man's office.

Crazy Man reveals himself to be a Neo-Nazi and is about to kill Baby Boi when Old Wizard Mentor(tm), QUEEN MCGONAL, and Slimey Boi appear and save him. Crazy Man turns into Creepy Man, apparently using the super complex potion BOOK SMARTS brewed in second year. Slimey Boi forces Creepy Man to drink a truth serum and then it's all explained. Creepy Man is Cold Heart's son who was smuggled out of prison and has been locked up in their house for years now, but broke free during the Neo-Nazi thing at the Flying Soccer World Cup and was the dude who stole Baby Boi's wand. Then, when he got away, he stole Crazy Man's identity (who's locked in a trunk right now), has been working with No-Nose all this time, put Baby Boi into the tournament, and has been manipulating everything so that Baby Boi would touch the Cup and get sent to the cemetery and trigger No-Nose's return. 

Some highlights I forgot to mention due to time: BOOK SMARTS was asked out by Shark Boi and while they ain't dating, they're good friends. Slimey Boi and Stereotypical Russian are former Neo-Nazis. Baby Boi had a crush on Attempted Chinese Representation but she and Underrated Character #3 were dating through this book. Creepy Man disguised as Crazy Man turned Hot Mess into a ferret and is canonly terrified of QUEEN MCGONAL. Dog talked and helped Baby Boi quite a bit, and allowed him to go to the neat village. Baby Boi saw the random non-magic guy die in the beginning of the summer. There was a Yule Ball thing and Ronny and Baby Boi were rude to their dates while BOOK SMARTS went with Shark Boi and Underrated Character #2 went with Underrated Character #1 as friends.

Anyway, Old Wizard Mentor(tm) tells everyone that No-Nose is back even though the government denies it, that Underrated Character #3 died because of No-Nose, and that they have to stay united as wizards to protect one another from No-Nose. Then the 2 schools leave and that's it.

End of Book Four, Baby Boi and the Tri-School Death Wish.

Stay safe kiddos and never trust weird looking men!

Love you all <3<3<3<3

~Ink